Please list your karaoke standards

[Spade_Cooley 9,540]

"Get Back" by Ludacris

"Calendar Girl" by Neil Sedaka

"Euphoria" by Loreen

[Toast 16,155]

'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien'

 

[YoungWillz 21,067]

Lawdy, this would be a very very long list for me indeed.

 

I'll give you a few of my favourites to chant:

 

American Pie - Don McLean

The Look of Love - ABC

Land of a Thousand Dances - Wilson Pickett

Disco Inferno - The Trammps

Since You Been Gone - Rainbow

New World In The Morning - Roger Whittaker

[Sir Creep 7,070]

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother - Hollies
Vehicle - Ides of March

Undone - Guess Who (FTR, this is a very challenging song to do, and for that reason I love trying it once in a while.  If you can sing at all give it a try)

Rocket Man - Sir Elton John (actually anything by Sir Elton, I actually sound more like him than he does.  Don't know why, it's a gift [unless you hate him]).
Teacher or Aqualung - Jethro Tull (actually anything by Jethro Tull, I actually sound more like Ian Anderson than he does.  Don't know why, it's a gift [unless you hate him]).

Sir C.

 

(Edit - I'm pretty serious about the Ian Anderson comment, but dead fahkin serious about Sir Elton).

[Youwanticewiththat 611]

To Love Somebody - The Bee Gees

Delilah - Tom Jones

Skyfall - Adele

Walk On By - Dionne Warwick

[Sir Creep 7,070]

3 minutes ago, Youwanticewiththat said:

To Love Somebody - The Bee Gees

Delilah - Tom Jones

Skyfall - Adele

Walk On By - Dionne Warwick

Hey we gonna have to go out on the town some night -- our collections are pretty eclectic together lol

SC

[Youwanticewiththat 611]

 

1 minute ago, Sir Creep said:

Hey we gonna have to go out on the town some night -- our collections are pretty eclectic together lol

SC

I'm not missing out on yer Ian Anderson Sir C - yer on

[Toast 16,155]

52 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

 If you can sing at all

Ah, that's the snag, you see.  I can't. 

[Deathray 2,941]

Mr Brightside - The Killers

I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys

Summer of 69 - Bryan Adams

Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's

All I Want for Christmas - Mariah Carey (usually in July)

I don't want to miss a thing - Aerosmith

[Deathray 2,941]

1 hour ago, Sir Creep said:

Hey we gonna have to go out on the town some night -- our collections are pretty eclectic together lol

SC

 

Next DLCon at Hummingburd or the Horseshoe bar in Glasgow?

[YoungWillz 21,067]

1 hour ago, Deathray said:

 

Next DLCon at Hummingburd or the Horseshoe bar in Glasgow?

Hummers has the big room, hired it a few times.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

All the Worlds Karaoke machines should be axed to tiny bits and burnt.

Then the ashes should be mixed in with raw sewage.

[msc 18,480]

The only time I was ever coerced up to do karaoke, the karaoke machine promptly and permanently broke down. I suspect this was to save the human race.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

The one and only time my ex-wife performed karaoke, it was to Fiona Apple's "Sleep To Dream" which is certainly obtuse and dreary and surprised me it was even on the machine (also tells you when this happened lol).  Fiona was like her favourite artist.  She did a decent enough rendition as I recall.  Singing wasn't the issue, just doing it in public.

SC

[charon 4,943]

I am astonished karaoke is still 'alive', not been in a pub with one for 20+ years.

 

 

However, fitba games probably are Group karaoke.... So...

 

Broad black brimmer.

Boys of the old brigade.

All off to Dublin in the green.

Graffiti on the Wall.

Come out ye black and tans.

Go home ya British soldiers.

Give me bullets in my gun.

Boys behind the Wire.

 

 

Etc etc, far better received than in a pub full of drunks. (I'm usually in a pub full of drunks at the fitba tooooooo).

 

[Book 3,560]

 

Only German Schlager, please:

 

Drafi Deutscher - Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht

Henry Valentino & Uschi - Im Wagen vor mir

Trude Herr - Ich will keine Schokolade

Marianne Rosenberg - Er gehört zu mir

Marianne Rosenberg - Marleen

Gitte - Ich will 'nen Cowboy als Mann

Roy Black - Ganz in weiß

Manuela - Schuld war nur der Bossa Nova

Peggy March - Mit 17 hat man noch Träume

Michael Holm - Mendocino

Michael Holm - Barfuß im Regen

Cliff Richard - Rote Lippen soll man küssen

Connie Francis - Schöner fremder Mann

Daliah Lavi - Oh, wann kommst du

Juliane Werding - Am Tag, als Conny Kramer starb

Münchener Freiheit - Ohne dich (schlaf ich heut nacht nicht ein)

Nina Hagen - Du hast den Farbfilm vergessen

Toni Holiday - Tanze Samba mit mir

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

26 minutes ago, Book said:

 

Only German Schlager, please:

 

Drafi Deutscher - Marmor, Stein und Eisen bricht

Henry Valentino & Uschi - Im Wagen vor mir

Trude Herr - Ich will keine Schokolade

Marianne Rosenberg - Er gehört zu mir

Marianne Rosenberg - Marleen

Gitte - Ich will 'nen Cowboy als Mann

Roy Black - Ganz in weiß

Manuela - Schuld war nur der Bossa Nova

Peggy March - Mit 17 hat man noch Träume

Michael Holm - Mendocino

Michael Holm - Barfuß im Regen

Cliff Richard - Rote Lippen soll man küssen

Connie Francis - Schöner fremder Mann

Daliah Lavi - Oh, wann kommst du

Juliane Werding - Am Tag, als Conny Kramer starb

Münchener Freiheit - Ohne dich (schlaf ich heut nacht nicht ein)

Nina Hagen - Du hast den Farbfilm vergessen

Toni Holiday - Tanze Samba mit mir

 

No Heino then.......Hmmmmmm.

[time 8,624]

46 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

All the Worlds Karaoke machines should be axed to tiny bits and burnt.

Then the ashes should be mixed in with raw sewage.

Along with the 'singers'.

[TQR 14,405]

I've only done karaoke once, apparently. Fucked if I can remember, but I'm told I smashed Lithium by Nirvana out of the park.

[Toast 16,155]

Yeah, actually I've only done karaoke once, having been forced into it by an over-keen temporary landlord at the local. 

I chose 'Red Red Wine' which I was planning to deliver in a stagey semi-spoken word style for comic effect only. 

He fucking ruined it though, kept grabbing my arm and pointing to the words and completely messed up my, er,  individual take on it.  Yes, I know the words, thank you, and I know the tune I JUST CAN'T FUCKING SING IN TUNE SO LEAVE ME BE.

[Joey Russ 7,229]

Let's be honest, who all tried to sang Bohemian Rhapsody and failed miserably?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

1 minute ago, Joey Russ said:

Let's be honest, who all tried to sang Bohemian Rhapsody and failed miserably?

Only you.

You bell end.

[Toast 16,155]

Just now, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

1 minute ago, Joey Russ said:

Let's be honest, who all tried to sang Bohemian Rhapsody and failed miserably?

Only you.

You bell end.

And those blokes in a car in that film.

[Handrejka 1,904]

26 minutes ago, Toast said:

And those blokes in a car in that film.

 

And almost everyone in this video.

 

 

[themaninblack 2,112]

LFN - owned by Queen fans!