Handrejka 1,904 Posted December 6, 2017 Count me in as someone who has only ever done karaoke once. In my final couple of weeks in Cologne, those of us who were leaving were all challenged to something no-one would expect us to so I though I'd have a go at karaoke. I tried to sing Itchycoo Park and I think Lane and Marriott are still turning in their graves. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted December 6, 2017 26 minutes ago, Handrejka said: And almost everyone in this video. It's 'Comic' relief so it cannot count Handy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 6, 2017 I’ve only done it twice and I was absolutely fucking spannered both times. But even if you’re not pissed, nobody wants to listen to fucking amateur twats thinking they’re fucking Tina Turner or Neil Diamond, I can state with absolute certainty that 100% of people that do karaoke are 99% less good than they think they are. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted December 7, 2017 Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon and Garfunkel is always a fun one. *just a note, I've only ever done karaoke once, during band camp in grade 8. I forget what I picked then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,557 Posted December 7, 2017 10 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: No Heino then.......Hmmmmmm. No. Heino is German Volksmusik. Not my business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted December 7, 2017 I've never done kareoke, but would probably choose an instrumental like Tubular Bells and treat the audience to a thousand yard stare instead. 2 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,533 Posted December 7, 2017 I did "On A Ragga Tip" once. Not recommended. Also not recommended: "United States of Whatever" by Liam Lynch 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted December 7, 2017 51 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: I did "On A Ragga Tip" once. Not recommended. Also not recommended: "United States of Whatever" by Liam Lynch The problem with the latter is if you managed to get it pitch perfect you'd clear the pub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted December 7, 2017 Liam Lynch you will find, I already have sung about Anti Treaty hero. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Lynch_(Irish_republican) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted December 7, 2017 I've done a pretty mean Alice Cooper 'poison'. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,614 Posted December 7, 2017 The one and only time I performed publicly was at an 18th birthday party we sort-of gatecrashed (knew the DJ), and did my not-famed rendition of Perry Como's Magic Moments. For some reason, it wasn't well-received. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Paul Bearer said: I've done a pretty mean Alice Cooper 'poison'. Top tune! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted December 10, 2017 As Book can attest, I miserably failed at Carly Simon's 'Nobody does it better'. But my Sinead O'Connor was quite good many years ago. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,557 Posted December 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, gcreptile said: As Book can attest, I miserably failed at Carly Simon's 'Nobody does it better'. But my Sinead O'Connor was quite good many years ago. Well, there was some form of applause in the bar, so I wouldn't call it a miserable fail You were wonderful, Darling 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted December 10, 2017 4 hours ago, gcreptile said: As Book can attest, I miserably failed at Carly Simon's 'Nobody does it better'. But my Sinead O'Connor was quite good many years ago. Oh! Did you shave your head and go into meltdown too? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted December 10, 2017 4 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Oh! Did you shave your head and go into meltdown too? Yes, and I don't even need karaoke to do that. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted May 14, 2020 Haven't done live karaoke enough to name a regular, but I've tried most genres in my 10.4k online recordings. I quite like doing Jacques Brel songs, either in the original French or as the Scott Walker versions. I read back through this thread and... yes Spade, I've also sung On a Rubbish Tip by SL2. Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day Ay um ba day Ba day ba wadladie day Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day! Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day Ay um ba day Ba day ba wadladie day Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day one! Ey ba day ba wadladie day one! Ey ba day ba wadladie day one! Ey ba day ba wadladie day Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day one! Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day one! One! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 16, 2020 No sense in the bump but ‘Twas funny. I suspect few around here can carry a choon, and if they did karaoke they’d either have posted already or wouldn’t admit it. I can, do, and have so listed. Lets see if I’m wrong about people around here and get even one proper reply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,287 Posted May 16, 2020 Used to sing in a new wave (mostly) covers band as a young womble so can still knock out Into the Valley, Teenage Kicks or 'Babylon's burning' in the unlikely event of the occasion demanding it. Only ever done actual karaoke once, to be sociable. 'Remember you're a womble' was not an option so compromised on 'Still rock''n' roll to me' (Billy Joel). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted May 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Sir Creep said: No sense in the bump but ‘Twas funny. I suspect few around here can carry a choon, and if they did karaoke they’d either have posted already or wouldn’t admit it. I can, do, and have so listed. Lets see if I’m wrong about people around here and get even one proper reply. I refer the honourable member to the post I made on December 6, 2017. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
