Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted May 16, 2018 Can moderately interesting celebs stop dying until I get the fucking update out? Geez.... 3 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted May 16, 2018 29 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Can moderately interesting celebs stop dying until I get the fucking update out? Geez.... If for some obtuse reason one or more happen to be mine, then no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 16, 2018 Ethnic Cleansing goes to joint second along with Bucket of Blood with Ray Wilson (both only one point behind me currently). I think it’ll turn to a much tighter competition come the midpoint... EDIT: If Vanessa Lafaye gets a late obit, they would be in the lead... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted May 16, 2018 If anyone cares, if my calculated scoreboard assumes that Marieke Vervoort will survive the year with 100% probability, then Ethnic Cleansing moves into the lead. Pan Breed at 2nd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 16, 2018 1 minute ago, gcreptile said: If anyone cares, if my calculated scoreboard assumes that Marieke Vervoort will survive the year with 100% probability, then Ethnic Cleansing moves into the lead. Pan Breed at 2nd. Wonder where it’ll put Pity Da Foolz if Bain, Butts, and Stefansson dies (all on the clock imo) and Vervoort survives... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted May 16, 2018 Gonnae take it to the Probabilistic Thread, just gonnae.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted May 16, 2018 Or even the Who Will Win The DDP thread? I lose track of which is which and whatever.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted May 19, 2018 Updated. List of the Lost/Missed can wait until tomorrow, I've got Jersey Shore to catch up on. 5 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted May 20, 2018 Round Up #11 (My Bestest Friend In The World Leaves To Live In China This Week Special) Patricia Morison: Sun Obit: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6336200/patricia-morison-dead-103-kiss-me-kate-hollywood/ Robert Indiana: Mail Obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-5755727/Robert-Indiana-known-LOVE-series-died-89.html Clint Walker: Mail Obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5759023/Clint-Walker-50s-Western-hit-Cheyenne-passes-away-heart-failure-age-90.html Dave Garcia: Awaiting Obit. Bessie Camm: Sun Obit: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6363369/britains-oldest-person-dies-113/ John Bain: BBC Obit: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44250597 Dean Francis: BBC Obit: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/44250522 David Shutts: Awaiting Obit. Alan Bean: Mail Obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-5775187/Astronaut-moonwalker-Alan-Bean-dies-86.html Jens Christian Skou: Awaiting Obit. Chuck Stevens: Awaiting Obit. Satoru Anzaki: Awaiting Obit. Malcolm Morley: Awaiting Obit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CharonsCrew 23 Posted May 20, 2018 On 13/05/2018 at 14:45, DevonDeathTrip said: You need to volunteer at a fish sanctuary, or research owls, or write an erotic novel, Joey. Something - anything - to save you, the consumer, from being consumed by the beast which is the DDP. I don't know about him, but I actually did two out of the three just before I saw this.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted May 25, 2018 Mirror QO for Total Biscuit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted May 25, 2018 @Spade_Cooley When I go to D on the list of celebs, I can only scroll down as far as Vic Damone. Been happening for a few days. 'Sup? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted May 25, 2018 I bet I know what this is. Lemme sort it out tonight, I think it's just a problem with a crash during data uploading. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted May 25, 2018 Don't call it a comeback till the QO comes in, but David Shutts has died. Awaiting unique QO for Death Impends. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 25, 2018 51 minutes ago, msc said: Don't call it a comeback till the QO comes in, but David Shutts has died. Awaiting unique QO for Death Impends. I hope he gets an obit, two other of his gambles didn't work, so surely this one has to work, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,964 Posted May 25, 2018 He was namechecked by the FT earlier this month too. If the combo of that, his cancer charity, and his navy resume don't eke out an obit somewhere, then I don't think I'll be making many broadsheet gambles in future DDPs! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted May 25, 2018 5 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said: I bet I know what this is. Lemme sort it out tonight, I think it's just a problem with a crash during data uploading. Caught it. And yeah, I see Shutts as very much a guaranteed QO in the Brokenshire spirit. Although I would have had Toothill and Heimel as locks as well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 25, 2018 Interestingly, only three of my non drop 40 picks are still alive, Matt Cappotelli (who’s probably a goner any day now) and the last two major gambles on my team, which are John Cocks and Stuart Fraser... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted May 25, 2018 The competition is SO close this year. I lost two places today, in spite of my hit with Dean Francis, because Garn had both Bain and Francis (the only one? Edit: no, GUN, too)) and MPFC had Dean Francis as joker. But if Matt Capottelli were to die tomorrow (and honestly, why not..), I would gain 8 places again - into the top 10. I think it's possible that the eventual winner is going to have 17 hits (tied for the record). My scoreboard would have a new leader right now - Deadsox, because I considered John Bain's death less likely than Dean Francis' death. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,977 Posted May 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, gcreptile said: The competition is SO close this year. I lost two places today, in spite of my hit with Dean Francis, because Garn had both Bain and Francis (the only one?) and MPFC had Dean Francis as joker. But if Matt Capottelli were to die tomorrow (and honestly, why not..), I would gain 8 places again - into the top 10. I think it's possible that the eventual winner is going to have 17 hits (tied for the record). My scoreboard would have a new leader right now - Deadsox, because I considered John Bain's death less likely than Dean Francis' death. The competition is definitely beast mode this year,I reckon with my own team even if I hit around 120 points with McCain,Jose,Bracknell and Capottelli not seeing out the year that alone wouldn't gurantee top 20. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 25, 2018 Just realized that if Vervoort dies by euthanasia and she's the next hit on my team (although I don't think that's likely to happen), then I would've beaten my point record from last year by one point. I agree with gcreptile, I think generally the overall quality of all the teams have improved from last year, and I think it's going to be quite hard to call a winner at this stage of the game. Reckon we won't know the most likely winner till around November/December, when the year comes to a close... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted May 26, 2018 On 21/01/2018 at 13:58, msc said: No, beyond those 2, I don't think Rev Billy G, Redstone, Francis or Alcock are certs to go either and could all be alive in 2019. Strangely enough, the only person who's still alive from the people you named is Sumner Redstone. Might be a good time to start giving gcreptile his points... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted May 26, 2018 10 hours ago, gcreptile said: The competition is SO close this year. I lost two places today, in spite of my hit with Dean Francis, because Garn had both Bain and Francis (the only one? Edit: no, GUN, too)) and MPFC had Dean Francis as joker. But if Matt Capottelli were to die tomorrow (and honestly, why not..), I would gain 8 places again - into the top 10. I think it's possible that the eventual winner is going to have 17 hits (tied for the record). My scoreboard would have a new leader right now - Deadsox, because I considered John Bain's death less likely than Dean Francis' death. Aye, tight and exciting - Francis (my joker) catapulted me to = 7th but I'm not the only one looking at a decent total for late May and spotting some smirking survivors (Newton John and Nolan) who's relative good health already taunts me as Total Biscuit (in the running for team selection until late December) topples. Even "20 Hits'" team won't do the clean sweep, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Going Underground 74 Posted May 28, 2018 On 25/05/2018 at 21:58, Joey Russ said: Just realized that if Vervoort dies by euthanasia and she's the next hit on my team (although I don't think that's likely to happen), then I would've beaten my point record from last year by one point. I agree with gcreptile, I think generally the overall quality of all the teams have improved from last year, and I think it's going to be quite hard to call a winner at this stage of the game. Reckon we won't know the most likely winner till around November/December, when the year comes to a close... As long as its not you I'm cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,315 Posted May 28, 2018 Up to 61 and in the top 30 again.I reckon I have another 4 hits left this year which should get me over the 100 mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites