Chirac's couple

[Paul Bearer 5,652]

1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Wee Jimmy Sturgeon has now raised the price of booze in Scotland, some to stratospheric ( from where they were) amounts.

This will, supposedly, start to tackle the problem with alcohol consumption experienced north of the border.

Ok.

The rest of the U.K. will soon follow. 

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

I just been shopping

 

 

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

35 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

The rest of the U.K. will soon follow. 

Without a doubt!

[Sir Creep 7,013]

7 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Ships in 3 - 8 working days.  How many Lardy days is that?

[CarolAnn 924]

13 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

That offy now forms part of the Essex 'Bronx' area, right?

Brave of you to drive past it Bou. Very brave.

Hey. Some of us were born right next to the Bronx. 

[Sir Creep 7,013]

16 minutes ago, CarolAnn said:

Hey. Some of us were born right next to the Bronx. 

At least you weren't born near Essex.  Jaysus....

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

7 hours ago, CarolAnn said:

Hey. Some of us were born right next to the Bronx. 

'Next to' CA, and in US measurements that could be 722 miles away

Do they have spittoons there?

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

15 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Ships in 3 - 8 working days.  How many Lardy days is that?

Fucking AGES mate 

[CarolAnn 924]

10 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

'Next to' CA, and in US measurements that could be 722 miles away

Do they have spittoons there?

Those are Texas measurements. The Bronx is about five miles from New Rochelle.

[ImissMontpellier 73]

Hello please stick to the topic.

[Joey Russ 7,119]

4 minutes ago, ImissMontpellier said:

Hello please stick to the topic.

[Lafaucheuse 3,652]

Can anyone liberate me from that censure that block every one of my posts ???? I'm not mean or disrespectful i swear :'( :'(

[Paul Bearer 5,652]

4 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

Can anyone liberate me from that censure that block every one of my posts ???? I'm not mean or disrespectful i swear :'( :'(

Yes. Only if you promise not to start off useless and duplicate threads.

[Sir Creep 7,013]

Now this is what I'm talking about.  Page 4 of Chirac's Couple is full of nonsensical banter,  each meaningful in it's own right but a combined mess.  Best thread on DL presently.

SC

[Lafaucheuse 3,652]

14 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:

Yes. Only if you promise not to start off useless and duplicate threads.

I swear I won't, even if I wanted to dedicate you a new thread to thank you for my recent freedom 

[Lafaucheuse 3,652]

9 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Now this is what I'm talking about.  Page 4 of Chirac's Couple is full of nonsensical banter,  each meaningful in it's own right but a combined mess.  Best thread on DL presently.

SC

so my thread is not as useless as it seemed  

[Bibliogryphon 8,659]

27 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

I swear I won't, even if I wanted to dedicate you a new thread to thank you for my recent freedom 

Fortunately you don't get a ban for excessive swearing.

[Paul Bearer 5,652]

36 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

so my thread is not as useless as it seemed  

IMO, it was, but Bou decided to reopen it. 

[Toast 14,843]

39 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

IMO, it was, but Bou decided to reopen repurpose it. 

FTFY.

[Sir Creep 7,013]

This should be posted just about anywhere besides Cx2.  Which explains why I'm dropping it here.
 

In a couple hours SirC gets to drive 820 miles to work.  That's about 13.5 hours if you are timing him.
Not sure why, but iPhone doesn't open DL unless in Wifi environment.  Maybe an Admin can explain that?  Anyway, he will be offline for about a day starting shortly.  Not sure how DL will hold up without his 6-8 obits being posted, his wit and charm, occasional rant, etc.  But needn't worry, return he shall!  Like Jesus the Christ, only a shorter timeframe and a little less publicized.

SC

[charon 4,938]

Only in WiFi?

 

Lol, even DL hates spyphones

[Boudicca 702]

Yes it's a good chatting thread. Right. My thing. If anyone can help.

I'm trying to get an Irish passport but it's an absolute nightmare and I'm Irish and used to their, er, (hopeless) ways of doing things. Doesn't help I've been married a few times and adopted and not even sure what my name is.

 

The guidance form is pretty funny though, example of the hapless Seamus losing his passport several times  on a tear at the airport no doubt and there is nobody here that  he reminds me of. At all. Nobody. No DLer would get into that much trouble surely? No it couldn't happen.

[Deathray 2,933]

On 01/05/2018 at 20:27, Paul Bearer said:

The rest of the U.K. will soon follow. 

Good. About time.

[Deathray 2,933]

On 04/05/2018 at 15:28, Sir Creep said:

This should be posted just about anywhere besides Cx2.  Which explains why I'm dropping it here.
 

In a couple hours SirC gets to drive 820 miles to work.  That's about 13.5 hours if you are timing him.
Not sure why, but iPhone doesn't open DL unless in Wifi environment.  Maybe an Admin can explain that?  Anyway, he will be offline for about a day starting shortly.  Not sure how DL will hold up without his 6-8 obits being posted, his wit and charm, occasional rant, etc.  But needn't worry, return he shall!  Like Jesus the Christ, only a shorter timeframe and a little less publicized.

SC

 

Do you have parental blocking on your network? (Unless you've asked for it to be disabled, you will) DDP gets banned on mine under hate & violence. But I can still go on pornhub... Seems well thought out.