Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.

[En Passant 3,741]

10 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Kerry Katona already thinking of sending her ashes into space when she dies: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5640659/Kerry-Katona-send-ashes-SPACE-dies-children-wont-pay-funeral-fees.html

 

 

A plan that could be vastly improved by not actually waiting until she dies.

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11 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Kerry Katona already thinking of sending her ashes into space when she dies: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5640659/Kerry-Katona-send-ashes-SPACE-dies-children-wont-pay-funeral-fees.html

 

 

So blasting something into outer space is cheaper than putting it in the ground or on the mantel?  What am I missing here?

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

14 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Kerry Katona already thinking of sending her ashes into space when she dies: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5640659/Kerry-Katona-send-ashes-SPACE-dies-children-wont-pay-funeral-fees.html

 

 

 

 

Surely Iceland would be more fitting!

[gcreptile 10,966]

Amy Schumer hospitalized for "horrible kidney infection":

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On 08/10/2017 at 16:07, Handrejka said:

Well if someone is reading this then a Cyril Frankel obituary will be appreciated.

Cyril Frankel obit. Not qualifying, but much expected.

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So Heather Locklear has had a rough past few days.  As a result, I feel that her demise is going to be coming sooner rather than later

[WoukThisWay 2]

They tried to make her go to rehab but she said No No No

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Another washed up middle aged actress has a meltdown. No doubt the Metoo movement will snap her up as another poor victim of the vile Hollywood patriarchy 

[Sir Creep 7,070]

great thread.  OK Admins, since you won't do anything about it, expect an onslaught (tomorrow, when i have time)

[Paul Bearer 6,101]

I think this can go into the useless daft bimbos thread. 

[maryportfuncity 10,645]

Bit harsh on Ms Locklear IMHO. I mean, her proper career was lengthier and involved a mite more talent than - say - Kerry Katona

 

But, the more the merrier hereabouts I guess

[YorkshireBanker 168]

If the blonde woman from Grease has her own thread why can't Heather Locklear( the blonde woman from Grease 2) have one?

[Joey Russ 7,220]

2 hours ago, YorkshireBanker said:

If the blonde woman from Grease has her own thread why can't Heather Locklear( the blonde woman from Grease 2) have one?

Because a) Olivia Newton-John is actually on the list and b) Grease 2 was a much worse sequel to the original one...

[charon 4,943]

 

Unnamed celeb party girl has weans taken off her.

 

Katona the odds on favourite.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/6680218/celebrity-mum-kids-placed-in-foster-care/

 

 

[gcreptile 10,966]

Kerry Katona has a (satur)day job now in a furniture shop - wow, I give her respect for that!

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6820111/kerry-katona-shop-job-warrington-furniture-store/

[gcreptile 10,966]

On 03/07/2018 at 22:46, charon said:

 

Unnamed celeb party girl has weans taken off her.

 

Katona the odds on favourite.

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/6680218/celebrity-mum-kids-placed-in-foster-care/

 

 

I've heard something like that about Katie Price.

[alt obits guy 3,371]

Lucy Birley, aka Lucy Ferry, a former model, British socialite and ex-wife of Roxy Music singer Bryan Ferry, has died.  She was 58.

 

http://www.tv3.ie/xpose/article/entertainment-news/272403/Bryan-Ferrys-exwife-Lucy-Birley-dies-aged-58

 

 

 

[Toast 16,133]

1 hour ago, alt obits guy said:

Lucy Birley, aka Lucy Ferry, a former model, British socialite and ex-wife of Roxy Music singer Bryan Ferry, has died.  She was 58.

 

http://www.tv3.ie/xpose/article/entertainment-news/272403/Bryan-Ferrys-exwife-Lucy-Birley-dies-aged-58

 

 

 

She doesn't belong in here either! 

[alt obits guy 3,371]

22 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

She doesn't belong in here either! 

It was a judgement call.  She's a socialite which, to me, has never been a proper occupation.  She's also an ex-model, which can carry with it certain presumptions.  I did look for a models thread in which I'd have been happy to include her.  Thought about the 'Fringes' one but she does have her proper fame.  The alternative / safe bet would've been 'The Dead of 2018'.   A subjective decision on my part.

[YoungWillz 21,035]

21 minutes ago, alt obits guy said:

It was a judgement call.  She's a socialite which, to me, has never been a proper occupation.  She's also an ex-model, which can carry with it certain presumptions.  I did look for a models thread in which I'd have been happy to include her.  Thought about the 'Fringes' one but she does have her proper fame.  The alternative / safe bet would've been 'The Dead of 2018'.   A subjective decision on my part.

You know, probably safest not to mention her at all, but if you must, how about the Bryan Ferry thread?

 

Seems blindingly obvious to me...

 

 

[Spade_Cooley 9,515]

Should have gone in activists for her love of tearing foxes up tbh.

[charon 4,943]

I'd forgotten she was on the cover of Avalon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* in case anyone doing a Roxy version of the Smiths Album folk.

[Toast 16,133]

1 hour ago, alt obits guy said:

It was a judgement call.  She's a socialite which, to me, has never been a proper occupation.  She's also an ex-model, which can carry with it certain presumptions.  I did look for a models thread in which I'd have been happy to include her.  Thought about the 'Fringes' one but she does have her proper fame.  The alternative / safe bet would've been 'The Dead of 2018'.   A subjective decision on my part.

 

She's really only known for her marriage to Bryan Ferry.  She has never been one to seek publicity and I doubt many people had even heard of her before she married Bryan - I certainly hadn't.   I don't think I ever once saw her mentioned in the media unless it was in connection with Bryan or one of their sons.

 

This thread is for the type of publicity-hungry C-listers who seem bent on their own destruction.  As suggested by the subtitle "Useless daft bimbos".

Merely "not having a proper job" (in your opinion) doesn't qualify.

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1 hour ago, Toast said:

 

She's really only known for her marriage to Bryan Ferry.  She has never been one to seek publicity and I doubt many people had even heard of her before she married Bryan - I certainly hadn't.   I don't think I ever once saw her mentioned in the media unless it was in connection with Bryan or one of their sons.

 

This thread is for the type of publicity-hungry C-listers who seem bent on their own destruction.  As suggested by the subtitle "Useless daft bimbos".

Merely "not having a proper job" (in your opinion) doesn't qualify.

 

 

A fair point but she's unlikely to sue, eh?

 

Then again, if Otis decides to unleash the hounds it wouldn't be funny

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