Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

1 hour ago, time said:

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I'd like to offer my sympathy and a shoulder to cry on, should she want it.

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How can you get through £40-odd million by the time your 40? That must have been a serious coke habit.

 

 

She's fond of a holiday or seven every year and has a few kids in tow - that'll have burned some cash - likely in all the excess baggage she'd have paid for

[Grim Up North 3,725]

45 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

She's fond of a holiday or seven every year and has a few kids in tow - that'll have burned some cash - likely in all the excess baggage she'd have paid for

 

Yep she's spent all her money on Harvey and Charlie

[One shot Paddy 1,205]

So how do you reckon she's going to make money now, 3rd time on I'm a Celeb next year or 40+ porn?

[Etushispushingupdaisies 136]

https://www.ghanacelebrities.com/2019/01/30/photo-i-removed-5-ribs-and-my-small-intestines-to-have-a-tapoli-body-princess-shygnle-reveals/. Princess Shyngle is probably the daftest person I know, apart from Katya Sambuka (only Russians know who she is). She's like a new dimension of daftness. This African actress had 5 of her ribs and her small intestine removed in order to have a "tapoli" body. In 2016, she has been hospitalised with a kidney ailment due to her relentless use of waist trimmers, and it's been reported by Daily Mail.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

On 07/01/2020 at 18:47, Etushispushingupdaisies said:

https://www.ghanacelebrities.com/2019/01/30/photo-i-removed-5-ribs-and-my-small-intestines-to-have-a-tapoli-body-princess-shygnle-reveals/. Princess Shyngle is probably the daftest person I know, apart from Katya Sambuka (only Russians know who she is). She's like a new dimension of daftness. This African actress had 5 of her ribs and her small intestine removed in order to have a "tapoli" body. In 2016, she has been hospitalised with a kidney ailment due to her relentless use of waist trimmers, and it's been reported by Daily Mail.

 

 

That'll be THIS useless, daft bimbo, then

 

 

[YoungWillz 21,024]

She calls herself a work of art.

 

Well we all are, aren't we? Admittedly I'm in the cross over between cubism and brutalism but I'm keeping my ribs. This one sounds amazingly vacuous though. Could she kill herself because she will never be perfect? Totes idiotic I think they say these days...

[the_engineer 1,415]

This lady is not long for this world sadly. Britney looks mentally destroyed. There's another weird vid that was deleted off Instagram aswell.

 

 

 

 

[Clorox Bleachman 2,402]

46 minutes ago, the_engineer said:

This lady is not long for this world sadly. Britney looks mentally destroyed. There's another weird vid that was deleted off Instagram aswell.

 

 

 

 

Surprised you didn't mention that she's asked a court to remove her dad's conservatorship (which he has had since 2008). It could be a positive turning point for her, as her dad is supposedly a controlling bastard.

[ladyfiona 2,576]

4 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

Surprised you didn't mention that she's asked a court to remove her dad's conservatorship (which he has had since 2008). It could be a positive turning point for her, as her dad is supposedly a controlling bastard.

 

Britney isn't even allowed to see her kids without asking her father and he controls her money. She has done Las Vegas residencies which she didn't even want to do and she probably doesn't know how much she was paid or even if the money went to her properly.

 

The girl needs less restriction so she can breathe and figure out things, while at same time maybe having a re-assessment on her mental health as i'm sure if allowed she could live normally.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

On 19/08/2020 at 18:51, ladyfiona said:

 

Britney isn't even allowed to see her kids without asking her father and he controls her money. She has done Las Vegas residencies which she didn't even want to do and she probably doesn't know how much she was paid or even if the money went to her properly.

 

The girl needs less restriction so she can breathe and figure out things, while at same time maybe having a re-assessment on her mental health as i'm sure if allowed she could live normally.

 

 

Aye well, your hopes are being realized this week - still her dad's minion

 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54897918

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Recent picture, apparently

 

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Just now, maryportfuncity said:

Recent picture, apparently

 

 

Yeah, she was on the news tonight talking about Queen Babs, well, that is how the ITV news portrayed Barbara Windsor....

As somebody said on twitter 'Was her face on fire and someone put it out with a frying pan?'

[gcreptile 10,963]

Kerry Katona has the Corona, zzz... zzz....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9067437/Kerry-Katona-reveals-fianc-Ryan-Mahoney-tested-positive-coronavirus.html

[The Red Death 87]

3 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

Kerry Katona has the Corona, zzz... zzz....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9067437/Kerry-Katona-reveals-fianc-Ryan-Mahoney-tested-positive-coronavirus.html

Katonavirus.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

7 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

Kerry Katona has the Corona, zzz... zzz....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9067437/Kerry-Katona-reveals-fianc-Ryan-Mahoney-tested-positive-coronavirus.html

 

She has a history of sending blokes running for the hills in fairly short order after meeting them. 

 

D'ya think she persuade the virus to leave town?

 

[the_engineer 1,415]

Mutya beuna (sugarbabes fame) could be one to look out for. On a recent podcast she talked about having blackouts quiet regularly, drinking alcohol shots and bottles of gin to cope, suffering mental health issues and addicted to getting surgeries aswell. 

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

It’s probably been said before but PLEASE can someone rectify that fucking spelling in the title, it makes my teeth itch.

[Imelda 620]

7 hours ago, the_engineer said:

Mutya beuna (sugarbabes fame) could be one to look out for. On a recent podcast she talked about having blackouts quiet regularly, drinking alcohol shots and bottles of gin to cope, suffering mental health issues and addicted to getting surgeries aswell. 

 

That's two of three originals gone crackers then. Siobhan, the ginger lass - IIRC the tale - had a breakdown during a gig and escaped via climbing out of the window in the ladies loo and scampering off into the night.

 

Even if that isn't true, it's still a great story...

[the_engineer 1,415]

18 hours ago, NotTheNagsHeadReading said:

 

That's two of three originals gone crackers then. Siobhan, the ginger lass - IIRC the tale - had a breakdown during a gig and escaped via climbing out of the window in the ladies loo and scampering off into the night.

 

Even if that isn't true, it's still a great story...

 

Somewhere there's a sugarbabes hater with a magic lamp and one wish left.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

THANK YOU OH LORD OF EDITING TITLES 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

4 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

THANK YOU OH LORD OF EDITING TITLES 

I never noticed before.

Fussy bastard, aren't you.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

55 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I never noticed before.

Fussy bastard, aren't you.

No I just know how to talk and spell proper, innit bumberclart. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

10 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

No I just know how to talk and spell proper, innit bumberclart. 

I have not herd that word uttered since, about, 1976.

[gcreptile 10,963]

Kerry Katona cancer scare, thought she had months to live, zzzz....

https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/6550166/kerry-katona-breast-cancer-scare/

[arghton 6,695]

Former 90s Finnish daft bimbo in Hustler, financial criminal, reality tv face, covid scammer, former bodybuilder and plastic surgery company owner Tiina Jylhä (b. 1962) looking horrible nowadays.

Picture from a trial as she has been selling doping substances with her current husband. One of her former husbands was Juhani Palmu, who I have talked about in the art topic.

Jylhä has a history of cocaine and amphetamine use. Maybe a good pick for some pools next year.