Death Impends 7,979 Posted January 11, 2019 Do remember to go here for any sweepstake needs. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted January 11, 2019 On 03/01/2019 at 19:53, drol said: I never noticed how big his feet are! (that's obviously a joke) He's not going to be running the London marathon let's face it … Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted January 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, drol said: Deleted. was this going to be a post that he's dead by any chance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted January 11, 2019 1 minute ago, CoffinLodger said: was this going to be a post that he's dead by any chance? No, it was a sweepstake post in the wrong thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted January 11, 2019 2 hours ago, CoffinLodger said: He's not going to be running the London marathon let's face it … Ya know, I kinda looked like AFTER my last marathon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted January 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Death Impends said: Do remember to go here for any sweepstake needs. Oh right, I keep forgetting that thread exists... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted January 12, 2019 He was visited by an oncologist yesterday. One would speculate he's also suffering from prostate cancer or leukemia... though doctors insist a 111-year old man on life support is recovering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weebl 216 Posted January 12, 2019 I don't understand why in situations like this, they don't just let the patient die a peaceful natural death 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Putin 423 Posted January 12, 2019 Do you think i will make it to his 112th birthday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted January 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Weebl said: I don't understand why in situations like this, they don't just let the patient die a peaceful natural death Because his followers dont think of him as a 'patient'. They call him "the walking god". This man has spent his entire life as a holy man, and knew what he was in for if it came to this. I don't believe that he is being kept alive against his will. It doesn't match our Western attitudes, but that doesn't make it wrong. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Key 747 Posted January 13, 2019 15 hours ago, Skinny kiltrunner said: Because his followers dont think of him as a 'patient'. They call him "the walking god". This man has spent his entire life as a holy man, and knew what he was in for if it came to this. I don't believe that he is being kept alive against his will. It doesn't match our Western attitudes, but that doesn't make it wrong. That was majestic, got any more words about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted January 13, 2019 19 hours ago, Weebl said: I don't understand why in situations like this, they don't just let the patient die a peaceful natural death Phantom of the Midway is his doctor and he wanted to make sure he outlived Shirley Boone 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,399 Posted January 13, 2019 18 hours ago, Putin said: Do you think i will make it to his 112th birthday Are you invited? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 13, 2019 Sree Sree already fucked me in Deathrace -- so he may as well live ad infinitum at this point. His death will mean nothing but a smattering of hits among DPs I won't win, like letting me eat cake. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinny kiltrunner 553 Posted January 13, 2019 7 hours ago, John Key said: That was majestic, got any more words about this? No, that will have to do. I think I sprained my cultural aesthetic ligament. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted January 13, 2019 Swami's conditions has taken a turn for the worse: both lungs full of water, no strenght enough to breathe, legs swollen to a dangerous point and proteic blood level dramatically low. It's starting to look like he won't be discharged tomorrow, isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted January 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, drol said: Swami's conditions has taken a turn for the worse: both lungs full of water, no strenght enough to breathe, legs swollen to a dangerous point and proteic blood level dramatically low. It's starting to look like he won't be discharged tomorrow, isn't it? Oh he will, just not while being alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,979 Posted January 13, 2019 Feels reminiscent of Richard Overton - once he was in hospital for longer than an average Overton hospital stint, it was a sign not long was left. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted January 13, 2019 Lungs have been drained; seer is not producing blood cells and therefore heading to pancytopenia. He could not be fed anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, drol said: Lungs have been drained; seer is not producing blood cells and therefore heading to pancytopenia. He could not be fed anything. He could become a Breatharian 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted January 14, 2019 Hmm, point about fucking Deathrace chances is noted above and the man's current behaviour is also highly inconsiderate of DL Cup chances. Who has him high in the HPDP running order? (He's 1st on my team - all ten of whom are still breathing) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeMoneypenny 55 Posted January 14, 2019 He can't have many days left Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted January 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, JoeMoneypenny said: He can't have many days left And neither does Ms Blanco who's sitting second on my HPDP line up. Tension mounts, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 14, 2019 2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: And neither does Ms Blanco who's sitting second on my HPDP line up. Tension mounts, eh? Miss Blanco is just fine, until around late March-April when one of our Louisiana mosquitoes carries her off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,954 Posted January 15, 2019 Swami is showing symptoms of kidney failure; asks to return to the mutt but doctors do not let him go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
