Grim Up North 3,725 Posted January 20, 2019 It's supposed to be like FA Cup in UK though - random and magical. My opponent sounds a bit spicy too (took a coin toss to split us in year 1) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,435 Posted January 20, 2019 What Grim said. Luck of the draw. Or no luck of the draw, if yer me! I think Reptile is overdue giving someone a revenge thumping tbh. Some killer ties, yes, but for all we know the new Heef Award winner* is waiting in Round 1 right now as we speak. And so ties not pictured as killer actually will be... Best Newcomer - previous winners Heef, Sir Creep. I think there's also the Most Improved Player, which was Willz in 2018 iirc. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,435 Posted January 20, 2019 5 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Goddamn I gotta face Spade right out the gate? And it gets HARDER as the game goes on? Seeing as you murdered some fine deadpoolers last year on route to the final, I suspect folk will bemoan drawing you as much (if not more) than you drawing them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,515 Posted January 20, 2019 1950: England vs USA 1990: Tyson vs Douglas 2019: SpadeCooley vs Squonk? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 20, 2019 Wait, so potentially in R2, its deathers v MK? Lol. What's the chances of them being both banned in March? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 20, 2019 Deathray better watch out lol. Edit @Exu I can smell your fear boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FixedBusiness 407 Posted January 20, 2019 I've had a team prepared for a while now, but I'll wait 'til the 30th since about 2 or 3 people from the original have already croaked :P Good luck all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted January 20, 2019 Me at the end of march after being well beaten by charon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heef 166 Posted January 21, 2019 Hoping for a 2nd round tie against John Key. I’ve always wanted the opportunity to take that berk down a peg or two. Now, only he and I need to deliver. #KiwiGrudgeMatch 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted January 21, 2019 Aye, I've just diaried to check eleven pulses this time next week and enter the team after that. Nantonian 2013 stands between me and what would be my greatest ever achievement - a second round place on merit rather than a rule infringement Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exu 250 Posted January 21, 2019 On 20/01/2019 at 15:24, The Mad Hatter said: Deathray better watch out lol. Edit @Exu I can smell your fear boy. I’m positively shitting myself! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heef 166 Posted January 21, 2019 Just now, Exu said: I’m positively shitting myself! Probably marginally better than negatively shitting oneself. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, Heef said: Probably marginally better than negatively shitting oneself. Don't worry he'll be doing that by the end of February. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted January 22, 2019 Since sending our illustrious host my starting 11, 2 have died in just as many days, one of whom was my joker. I’d just like to congratulate BuffaloPhil on his imminent victory over me; it’s apparent I’ve done my bollocks early doors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,435 Posted January 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Since sending our illustrious host my starting 11, 2 have died in just as many days, one of whom was my joker. I’d just like to congratulate BuffaloPhil on his imminent victory over me; it’s apparent I’ve done my bollocks early doors. Could be a good omen. No doubt I will be corrected here but iirc only player to need 2 or more subs before Round 1 last year was charon, who still won his tie comfortably. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, msc said: Could be a good omen. No doubt I will be corrected here but iirc only player to need 2 or more subs before Round 1 last year was charon, who still won his tie comfortably. Lol Bou has had 3 die so far. Just as well she hadn't submitted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squonk 24 Posted January 23, 2019 On 20/01/2019 at 00:05, msc said: Round 2 DRAW (matches to be played in March) 1. Rad Vs. Yorkshire Banker OR Skinny Kiltrunner 2. Chorizo Vs. Grim Up North 3. Clorox OR Fixed Business Vs. Alt Obits Guy OR Time 4. Nantonian2013 OR Maryportfuncity Vs. The Quim Reaper OR BuffaloPhil 5. DDT Vs. Death Impends 6. The Dead Cow Vs. Deadsox 7. Charon Vs. Engineer 8. Deathray Vs. The Mad Hatter OR Exu 9. Gcreptile Vs. msc 10. Joey Russ Vs. Banana OR Great Uncle Bulgaria 11. Sir Creep Vs. Spade Cooley OR Squonk 12. Torva Messor OR The Old Crem Vs Dr T OR Markb4 13. Master Tech OR Bibliogryphon Vs. Book 14. Gooseberry Crumble OR John Key Vs. Heef 15. Young Willz Vs. JoeMoneypenny OR Pedro 16. Wormfarmer OR The Old Lady Vs. The Unknown Man OR Boudicca On 20/01/2019 at 04:22, Sir Creep said: Goddamn I gotta face Spade right out the gate? And it gets HARDER as the game goes on? Goddamn it, you take your eye off the ball for a few days and when you get round to checking the forum, you find not only are you fucked in terms of your opponent in round one, you've already been written off by Sir Creep....harsh, but fair. Time to drive to Norfolk in a Sherman tank and loiter round junctions to see if any Range Rovers pop out and see if I can improve my odds of achieving more than zero in what is likely to be the only round I play in. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Squonk said: Goddamn it, you take your eye off the ball for a few days and when you get round to checking the forum, you find not only are you fucked in terms of your opponent in round one, you've already been written off by Sir Creep....harsh, but fair. Time to drive to Norfolk in a Sherman tank and loiter round junctions to see if any Range Rovers pop out and see if I can improve my odds of achieving more than zero in what is likely to be the only round I play in. Giant killings happen. Sure we had one last year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 925 Posted January 23, 2019 23 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Since sending our illustrious host my starting 11, 2 have died in just as many days, one of whom was my joker. I’d just like to congratulate BuffaloPhil on his imminent victory over me; it’s apparent I’ve done my bollocks early doors. I'd still put you as favourite, unless another five of yours go in the next week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Squonk said: Goddamn it, you take your eye off the ball for a few days and when you get round to checking the forum, you find not only are you fucked in terms of your opponent in round one, you've already been written off by Sir Creep....harsh, but fair. Time to drive to Norfolk in a Sherman tank and loiter round junctions to see if any Range Rovers pop out and see if I can improve my odds of achieving more than zero in what is likely to be the only round I play in. You can do this Squonk! I'm also up against a deadpooling legend in round 2 and by the power of positive thinking alone (with perhaps a little frantic googling on deadline day) I reckon I'll prevail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted January 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, BuffaloPhil said: I'd still put you as favourite, unless another five of yours go in the next week This is the politest pre-match trash talk I’ve ever been part of. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuffaloPhil 925 Posted January 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: This is the politest pre-match trash talk I’ve ever been part of. I'm just lulling you into an accurate sense of security... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,569 Posted January 23, 2019 My team has been submitted but I am facing untested opposition who may not be aware of my record in this competition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Torva Messor 278 Posted January 23, 2019 I submitted my team, expecting early elimination like a night-time drink of magnesium citrate. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Unknown Man 584 Posted January 23, 2019 Submitted my team as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
