Spade_Cooley 9,628 Posted May 16, 2019 I've mentioned him a few times here, but this is a photo from his radio show the other day. Has he now beaten Jim Neidhart to the record of the man with the highest blood pressure in history? 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,628 Posted May 16, 2019 I mean Jesus Christ, look at this: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted May 18, 2019 That's what drinking every day for the last 30 years does for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 377 Posted May 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Arsewipe said: That's what drinking every day for the last 30 years does for you. Waiting for the day when he combusts live on air. His Blood pressure must be through the roof and his liver must be pickled, it's a miracle he has lasted so long. Having said all that quite jealous of the fat fucker to be fair his job is going to all the greatest sporting events and he gets paid to get as pissed as a fart, who wouldn't want to live the life Brazil does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted May 18, 2019 35 minutes ago, Fergie86 said: Waiting for the day when he combusts live on air. His Blood pressure must be through the roof and his liver must be pickled, it's a miracle he has lasted so long. Having said all that quite jealous of the fat fucker to be fair his job is going to all the greatest sporting events and he gets paid to get as pissed as a fart, who wouldn't want to live the life Brazil does. Not a bad gig he's got getting paid to talk shite and then get pissed every day. That said, he must know the odds on him making 70 must be very slim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 377 Posted May 18, 2019 32 minutes ago, Arsewipe said: Not a bad gig he's got getting paid to talk shite and then get pissed every day. That said, he must know the odds on him making 70 must be very slim. I agree the chances of him living to age 70 or above is pretty low but I don’t think he is the type to care, he will probably just drop dead one day of a heart attack or stroke, Alan Brazil will probably think that is a better way of going then lingering on for years and who can blame him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted May 19, 2019 On 16/05/2019 at 09:39, Spade_Cooley said: I've mentioned him a few times here, but this is a photo from his radio show the other day. Has he now beaten Jim Neidhart to the record of the man with the highest blood pressure in history? So, random uses for Alan Brazil between Talksport shows: 1 - Stick him up against a bedroom wall in winter and save on turning on the storage radiators 2 - Emergency cover for any defective red traffic light 3 - A ready reckoner colour chart for use wherever fire engines are painted C'mon people - there must be other applications of this strange natural phenomena Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banana 862 Posted May 19, 2019 23 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: So, random uses for Alan Brazil between Talksport shows: 1 - Stick him up against a bedroom wall in winter and save on turning on the storage radiators 2 - Emergency cover for any defective red traffic light 3 - A ready reckoner colour chart for use wherever fire engines are painted C'mon people - there must be other applications of this strange natural phenomena Rudolph’s backup nose A replacement for the sun once it dies out (seems to be he’ll be around that long) When he finally croaks, his heart will be used to supply water pressure to the entirety of Africa 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,224 Posted May 19, 2019 On 16/05/2019 at 09:39, Spade_Cooley said: I've mentioned him a few times here, but this is a photo from his radio show the other day. Has he now beaten Jim Neidhart to the record of the man with the highest blood pressure in history? This is a job for the oompah loompahs! They need to get him to the juicing machine pronto, they saved Violet Beauregarde, they can save him!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,176 Posted May 19, 2019 He has always looked old even when he played he looked 20 years older than he was Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,628 Posted July 25, 2019 Alan seems unconvinced by the concept of "heat stroke" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted October 23, 2019 Out absoloutley hammered, on a school night/afternoon with Ray Parlour. Can't be good for his blood pressure. Might listen to TalkSport tomorrow, should be an interesting listen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,628 Posted March 15, 2020 Going into “semi-retirement” after his latest “missing a post-Cheltenham show with a ‘bad back”” incident. Laura Woods to replace him on TalkSPORT breakfast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 377 Posted March 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Going into “semi-retirement” after his latest “missing a post-Cheltenham show with a ‘bad back”” incident. Laura Woods to replace him on TalkSPORT breakfast. Plenty of free time now to do some serious drinking probably dead by Christmas with Alcohol poisoning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,366 Posted May 13, 2020 Strange video here on Brazil's Twitter feed. Lumbering around, talking to cardboard cutouts of Ray Parlour and Ally McCoist, drinking wine and talking about beer. I think his breathing sounds laboured as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted May 13, 2020 I'd never heard of this guy. The fat fuck used to be a footballer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man About The Forum 78 Posted May 14, 2020 Genuinely feel bad for the guy. Has clearly never got over the sexual abuse he suffered at the hands of Jim Torbett at Celtic Boys Club when he was 13. Clearly sees getting constantly c**ted as a way to deal with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,224 Posted May 14, 2020 20 hours ago, Miracle Aligner said: I'd never heard of this guy. The fat fuck used to be a footballer? Yes, and a very good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,628 Posted September 18, 2020 Alan taking a stand against Fruit Pastilles going vegan: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,889 Posted September 18, 2020 Alan musn't have much to be worrying about if he's annoyed by this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,677 Posted September 18, 2020 41 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: Alan taking a stand against Fruit Pastilles going vegan: 13 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Alan musn't have much to be worrying about if he's annoyed by this I would have thought he was more of a wafer-thin mint man. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,844 Posted September 18, 2020 Surely the tagline of this thread should change from “One colour: Red” to “The Colour Purple”. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,176 Posted September 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said: Surely the tagline of this thread should change from “One colour: Red” to “The Colour Purple”. Or simply "nut" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,628 Posted September 19, 2020 12 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said: Alan taking a stand against Fruit Pastilles going vegan: I am surprised they haven’t picked up on the other groups who tend to not eat food with Gelatine in, 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
