2020 What next?

[Miracle Aligner 249]

On 04/05/2020 at 20:25, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I suspect that, once this is all over, if it ever will be truly over, people will be out spending money like it is going out of fashion.

The fucked economy that we are all being told is fact will not be fucked for long.

 

The main concern is that people will start saving more in the short term as they've lived through a proper economic shutdown so might know roughly what they need to have saved to survive another one. 

[Joey Russ 7,228]

 

 Another thing the Simpsons correctly predicted 

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

The complete obliteration of the county town of Wiltshire and surrounding areas following one woman’s consumption last night of a can of Bubblegum flavoured fizzy pop, which has resulted this morning in a case of diarrhoea that is rivalling the eruption of Vesuvius, that tsunami from Boxing Day and the Hiroshima thing in its forceful flow and deadly destruction.

 

 

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

46 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

The complete obliteration of the county town of Wiltshire and surrounding areas following one woman’s consumption last night of a can of Bubblegum flavoured fizzy pop, which has resulted this morning in a case of diarrhoea that is rivalling the eruption of Vesuvius, that tsunami from Boxing Day and the Hiroshima thing in its forceful flow and deadly destruction.

 

 

Was it worth it though? 

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

3 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

Was it worth it though? 

Honestly? Not really.  It was tasty enough but not at the expense of the complete destruction of my anus.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

11 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Honestly? Not really.  It was tasty enough but not at the expense of the complete destruction of my anus.

You mean to say that you have never had your arsehole destroyed before?

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

36 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

You mean to say that you have never had your arsehole destroyed before?

Of course I have, many times, but usually from something rather more solid and less brown 

[Toast 16,140]

13 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Of course I have, many times, but usually from something rather more solid and less brown 

 

Not a vindaloo then?

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

22 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

The complete obliteration of the county town of Wiltshire and surrounding areas following one woman’s consumption last night of a can of Bubblegum flavoured fizzy pop, which has resulted this morning in a case of diarrhoea that is rivalling the eruption of Vesuvius, that tsunami from Boxing Day and the Hiroshima thing in its forceful flow and deadly destruction.

 

 

Jesus to fuck, this is still happening. I’ve shat myself inside fucking out.  My bumhole must look like a butcher’s scrap bin.  I’m too scared to look. 

[philheybrookbay 439]

Think it's highly likely we Brits will lose Philip and or Queen this year. But the main thing probably will be the recession. And that will hit me next year with local government in UK on its knees. 

[the_engineer 1,415]

6 hours ago, philheybrookbay said:

Think it's highly likely we Brits will lose Philip and or Queen this year. But the main thing probably will be the recession. And that will hit me next year with local government in UK on its knees. 

 

This is just the start. Life isn't going back to how it was before. Charging to collect your bins, mandatory carrying of mobile phones and the move to scrap money and go towards a cashless society . These are all things the government has thought about or trialled in recent years. I expect them to be brought in this year or next year .

 

First big step towards cashless society will be all the bank branches and free cash machines closing.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5605645/Critics-slam-ridiculous-bid-charge-people-pay-throw-fees-collect-rubbish.html

 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1244471/UK-news-cashless-society-cash-withdrawal-access-cash-review-2030-poll

 

https://amp.theguardian.com/money/2019/dec/06/rubbish-charges-from-96-for-garden-waste-to-150-for-a-toilet

 

https://thefintechtimes.com/how-coronavirus-could-lead-to-digital-exclusion-in-a-cashless-society/

 

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/britain-could-cashless-two-years-18206792

 

 

[The Old Crem 3,606]

13 hours ago, the_engineer said:

 

This is just the start. Life isn't going back to how it was before. Charging to collect your bins, mandatory carrying of mobile phones and the move to scrap money and go towards a cashless society . These are all things the government has thought about or trialled in recent years. I expect them to be brought in this year or next year .

 

First big step towards cashless society will be all the bank branches and free cash machines closing.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5605645/Critics-slam-ridiculous-bid-charge-people-pay-throw-fees-collect-rubbish.html

 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1244471/UK-news-cashless-society-cash-withdrawal-access-cash-review-2030-poll

 

https://amp.theguardian.com/money/2019/dec/06/rubbish-charges-from-96-for-garden-waste-to-150-for-a-toilet

 

https://thefintechtimes.com/how-coronavirus-could-lead-to-digital-exclusion-in-a-cashless-society/

 

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/britain-could-cashless-two-years-18206792

 

 

Judging by how busy banks have been (and without most over 70's even visiting them) Cashless is going to be a while off.

[The Old Crem 3,606]

I do think through will see italy become a  dictatorship sooner rather than later.

[Steve 603]

9 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

I do think through will see italy become a  dictatorship sooner rather than later.

Any evidence to substantiate this claim? 

[The Old Crem 3,606]

1 minute ago, Steve said:

Any evidence to substantiate this claim? 

Salvani is pretty close to Orban - once he is pm it's hard to see him not following Orban into a dictatorship.

[msc 18,474]

24 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

I do think through will see italy become a  dictatorship sooner rather than later.

 

Is this before or after the nuclear war you're promising us?

[the_engineer 1,415]

36 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

Judging by how busy banks have been (and without most over 70's even visiting them) Cashless is going to be a while off.

 

Think about it though if you get rid of cash machines and bank branches how Do you get cash?

[The Old Crem 3,606]

2 hours ago, the_engineer said:

 

Think about it though if you get rid of cash machines and bank branches how Do you get cash?

The over 70's mostly still use cash and are pretty powerful still.

[Toast 16,140]

I like cash.  I like the special 50p and £2 coins that commemorate various things.  (The circulated ones, not the ones the Royal Mint produce for sale to collectors.)

They make nice (cheap!) gifts for children, and babies if you can find one with the year of their birth.

It brings a little spark of interest to my day when I get change, looking to see if there's one I haven't got.  I miss that.

[theoldlady 2,301]

16 hours ago, the_engineer said:

 

This is just the start. Life isn't going back to how it was before. Charging to collect your bins, mandatory carrying of mobile phones and the move to scrap money and go towards a cashless society . These are all things the government has thought about or trialled in recent years. I expect them to be brought in this year or next year .

 

First big step towards cashless society will be all the bank branches and free cash machines closing.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5605645/Critics-slam-ridiculous-bid-charge-people-pay-throw-fees-collect-rubbish.html

 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1244471/UK-news-cashless-society-cash-withdrawal-access-cash-review-2030-poll

 

https://amp.theguardian.com/money/2019/dec/06/rubbish-charges-from-96-for-garden-waste-to-150-for-a-toilet

 

https://thefintechtimes.com/how-coronavirus-could-lead-to-digital-exclusion-in-a-cashless-society/

 

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/britain-could-cashless-two-years-18206792

 

 

Welcome to Norway! Many places do not accept cash here! Have your card and pin code ready - vipps is easier though and will take over even more. Say good bye to stamps soon too. 

[Lafaucheuse 4,051]

In paris there’s a weird chimical smell which is « undefined » but twitter reports this could be a big chimical accident... We’ll see but it was the end of containement today and We are still unabled to go outside... 

https://www.cnews.fr/france/2020-05-10/une-odeur-de-soufre-inquiete-les-franciliens-des-verifications-sont-en-cours

[philheybrookbay 439]

Agree to a cashless society. In two months I've taken a single tenner out the bank only because I had to go to a launderette to get my uniform dry in a hurry and needed some pound coins.

 

Rest all card and mostly contactless at that. 

 

In terms of my job and team- everything is on the table. The ideas dismissed as being too politically hot suddenly are at the forefront. So charging for bins, library I can see being discussed.

[Toast 16,140]

Bastards already charge us for green bins. 

[The Great Cornholio 902]

On 03/05/2020 at 14:17, Steve said:

Not trying to be irritating you couple of tossers, I am being positive 

Guys this is a fair prediction. Just goes to show half of you are willing to argue about anything...

 

And yeah Quim hates anything that doesn't fuel his depression.

 

And y'know what? I reckon it will be all good when this pandemic is over. People will appreciate the things they took for granted, for example maybe people will choose to go outside more often instead of being stuck indoors watching TV or arguing with strangers on Deathlist etc... I honestly think we will never live in the same way again. I think handshakes will start slowly becoming a thing of the past and everyone will be far more wary of germs. So yeah not a dumb prediction... Bloody cynics...

[The Old Crem 3,606]

50 people queuing outside a local bank today. No sign of mass online banking rising.