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Two different types of fatty though. Lewis looks like the hectoring sales manager you had at your first summer job as an 17-year-old. MVG looks like the retarded son of an Eastern European gangland don.

A thread to report the deaths of all those famous folk who kick the bucket in 2013. Also a place for arguing over whether the deaths of celebs who already have their own threads need to be posted here. Also a thread for guests to report big deaths multiple times, just incase we missed it the first 3 times. Here's hoping for a good year!

His lean, mean, fat-reducing grilling machines are crap too. I think you could mean George Foreman.

Just like Christmas, this thread starts earlier and earlier...

Don't count 41 out just yet. While he has been moved out of ICU, he is still an 88 year old wheelchair patient, who has been in the hospital over a month. Most likely, he will remain in the hospital, well into the New Year. This could well be another case similiar to Gerald Ford, in 2006. Ford was in and out of the hospital multiple times (with issues similiar to Bush), before dying quietly at home. Even if Bush returns home, I have a feeling it will be something like hospice care. He will definitely be on my 2013 Deathlist and this site should still consider making him one of the 50. I don't know about the top 10, but maybe somewhere between #20 and 30. Put him in at number 41.

This would seem to be my 1,000th post, so in honour of the occasion I thought I would share my favourite among the Christmas cards received this year. (Honours go to my cousin Joe)

Rita Levi Montalcini, 103 yo, passed away today.

I'm quite confused, as I'm sure I've put this nasty specimen into Room 101 before, but I shall do so again ( and yet more times if necessary, to rid the world of the horror). Maybe I wasn't clear before, so I shall be very clear this time. I would like George Formby to go into Room 101, along with any films he made ( or that were made of him) , any recordings he made ( or that were made of him ), and all images of him that exist in the world as a whole. That should do it. ( If you think I may have left something out, please let me know. I don't think I could take another shock like the one I had listening to 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'. Thank you. )

Everyone who says banning guests from posting is a bad idea, please state your case now.

In his first interview since he fisted that bloke to death, Michael Barrymore denies fisting a bloke to death.

Maybe number 47?

Mikhail Kalashnikov is in the hospital, reportedly intensive care though his son denies it. Would be good to give him a DL spot I reckon.

The w***er that nicked the Christmas wreath off my front door on Thursday night, seriously wasn't there something more valuable you could have been stealing? Tosser. I hope the holly ripped your hands to shreds.

John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman, John Kettley is a weatherman and Fred Talbot's a nonce.

The Swedish Chef must be devastated.