I rip the piss out of my 15 year old for liking One Direction, but actually, seeing her so piss-pantingly excited at going to see them in a few weeks time fills me with joy. Judge me if you will, but she feels the same about that as I used to feel going to see Guns N Roses at Wembley when I was a teenager, and how I feel nowadays going to see the Foo Fighters or Robbie Williams (yes, laugh, I don't care). I fucking love it, and scream and shout and sing my head off for a couple of hours, and if she can feel the same excitement about a bunch of floppy haired pillocks, then who am I to argue?