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I confess to not reading too much here nowdays, however, I did give this thread a bash. Im bound to ask the obvious question: "Just what the fuck are some of you on?" There are certain parallels between James and my life at the moment. My Dad was recently diagnosed with cancer. Now, he is undergoing treatment, fingers crossed and God willing ( If there really is one) he will beat it and be the wonderful Dad he was before he became ill. So what, might you ask, has this all got to do with Clive James? Well my Dad is 72 years old and, lets be honest here, has a considerably shorter natural life span than the average 30 or even 49 year old ( like wot I am) so, assuming he does recover, the odds of a recurrence, relapse or something else going wrong is considerably higher than the average fit and healthy adult half his age. Its fair to say that he is being utterly positive, as is his family, that he will still be able to soldier on for years to come. Ditto Clive James. Well he may be a self absorbed cunt, a raconteur that loves the sound of his own voice, infact he may be a multitude of things. What he certainly is though, is a man fighting tooth and nail to stay alive. Ditto my Dad. Some of you cunts are taking the attitude "Not dead yet?" "Hurry up and die for fuck sakes!!" The fact that a 74 year old man with a terminal illness is still alive two years after its first diagnosis says more about medical science and sheer will than anything else. The man is hanging on, don't knock it. One day it may be you. Yours Butt hurt

Mr. Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street and had a drink in a Mars Bar. He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa. 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her. Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple. He fondled her Curly Wurlies and she rubbed his Maltesers. Soon they were Heart Throbs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip started to itch. Turns out..... Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

He did, saw this today being a like on fb feed...... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=493988737413330

Wish we had a dislike button... :glare: :glare: :glare: :glare:

Inundated with the cunts just now. Ugly long haired, broken nosed, covered in tats and stinking of petunia. And the blokes are worse. Cuntos see single track roads and let rip. Deserve everything they get, and it is a joy to see them cruise up in the mirrors and ''edge'' out. Single files in groups of 20 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! I don't think ugly, long haired, broken nosed, tattooed cuntos would stink of petunia. Patchouli, maybe.

Oh dear...reading this idea has made my dinner comeback to say "hello!"

We're all praying for you. None of us like this situation - it's PC gone mad. (Sorry. I'm really sorry.)

Bought a new wireless adapter, still no use. There's a connection but no internet! Rang BT WiFi and was answered by a woman who sounded identical to that bitch I briefly worked with? Who gave every answer as a question? Which is really annoying? So, maybe its a Windows issue, so I'm going to side step them altogether by uploading another operating system, namely Linux...

He was given the all clear for his testicular cancer yonks ago and his chrohns is not going to kill him any time soon. Weird/stupid choice. Would you care to reconsider these comments? How was I supposed to know he was the most unlucky person to live? Also you didn't need him in the end anyway!!

LFN You and I have not always seen eye-to-eye on this site in the past, be that as it may. I hope you permit me to say that I feel for you in your current circumstances. I too know the feeling of having a father diagnosed with cancer. I was considerably younger at the time (in my teens) and Dad was in his forties. I understand the feeling of not knowing what to do, a sense of helplessness and distress at not knowing what the future holds. it wasn't until my Dad went into remission that an immense wave of relief washed over me (I hope you experience that same feeling) Dad's in his late sixties now and every six months when he returns for a checkup my family holds it's collective breath for the results, my father is not a healthy man but he is alive. Unfortunately for Clive James, it appears he will not experience this relief. My only hope is that he is made comfortable in his final moments. LFN I'm sure you've already realised this, but my advise (for what it is worth) is to cherish every moment you have together (its been 21 years since my Dad was diagnosed and I still cherish moments). It can be a strange bond between father and son, but what your above post tells me is that your relationship is strong, in short keep it going it will give your Dad strength.

The sheer awesomeness of this guy cannot be measured. Long Live Christopher.

That's the last time I can be arsed to indulge you this evening..... so fuck off.

As mentioned on May 6th Aye, but everbody need good nabors

sad news.she was an American icon Don't worry they still have lots of icons. Hopefully the "you have many icons which you are not using, would you like to clear some of them up?" message will appear soon.

No, but I knew that João Havelange is Brazilian. Is Jaoaoa Hevalange a close relative of his or just a friend?

The Sultan of Perak has died. http://news.abnxcess...ah-passes-away/ No doubt this is already mentioned on some other thread for Malaysian Sultans that I cannot find. And no doubt some snarly person will point that out and complain rudely. But I don't care.

A bottle of Binge, perhaps? regards, Hein

Gervais seems old school like he believes in Evolution when he should believe in The Shield.