gcreptile 10,978 Posted November 5, 2021 There is something ...different... Now, he has been looking bad since the creation of this thread, so is it just some kind of personal decline, midlife crisis, harsh diet, alcohol, or is it actually something worse? I could actually imagine a cancer battle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted November 6, 2021 On 05/11/2021 at 09:26, gcreptile said: There is something ...different... Now, he has been looking bad since the creation of this thread, so is it just some kind of personal decline, midlife crisis, harsh diet, alcohol, or is it actually something worse? I could actually imagine a cancer battle. Aye, he LOVES attention and being seen in the power roles of his television shows - so the step-back bit is totally out of character. Been wondering summat similar myself. Be interesting to see how many dead poolers put a punt his way in 2022. 62, so a passable points total on the DDP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,476 Posted November 6, 2021 Surely Cowell would publicize the shit out of any "my brave cancer fight"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted November 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, msc said: Surely Cowell would publicize the shit out of any "my brave cancer fight"? Well, either that or he's the kind of narcissist that can't face the world unless he looks like he's in compete control so he'd hide away in the circumstances. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,606 Posted November 6, 2021 1 hour ago, msc said: Surely Cowell would publicize the shit out of any "my brave cancer fight"? Not if he has been told it’s terminal. He has been looking somewhat ill for quite a while so I am thinking if he does have cancer he also has chronic health conditions alongside that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 6, 2021 He had 6 hours of surgery on his spine. In all likelihood, he will never be back to being the same as he was before. His shows have started to bomb here, aside from BGT, which is also beginning to wear thin. It's quite possible that he does not want to be the face of projects that have lost their appeal & success. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted November 6, 2021 As for looking gaunt, a neighbour of mine has been on that keto diet for a while. She has lost a lot of weight, but facially she looks about 20 years older. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted November 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Toast said: She has lost a lot of weight, but facially she looks about 20 years older. Typical of weight loss. There are no wrinkles on a balloon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted November 6, 2021 1 hour ago, TQR said: Typical of weight loss. There are no wrinkles on a balloon. A fair point 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted November 9, 2021 If he were seriously ill, I find it hard to believe the likes of Amanda Holden and Sinitta could keep their gobs shut about it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted November 10, 2021 On 06/11/2021 at 21:30, maryportfuncity said: A fair point Incidentally, for those who missed it on the Fat and Fearless thread - Paul Mason (depicted here) was affronted to discover during a recent health crisis that contingency plans for him included cremation in a local slaughterhouse because the local crematorium for humans couldn't cope with a corpse of his size! Just thought I'd - like - share that with the group. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted February 2, 2022 Fallen from bike and hospitalised, again: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10465861/Simon-Cowell-lucky-alive-hes-rushed-hospital-following-terrifying-e-bike-crash.html 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,606 Posted February 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, gcreptile said: Fallen from bike and hospitalised, again: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10465861/Simon-Cowell-lucky-alive-hes-rushed-hospital-following-terrifying-e-bike-crash.html Something feels rather odd about this. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,978 Posted April 12, 2022 Very bored, so I read about how Cowell said that he's happy for his accident, it was meant to happen, yadda-yadda, but what kind of photo is this Assymetric breasts, medical devices under the shirt?, ridiculous pants? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,536 Posted April 12, 2022 He looks like a PS 2 glitch. 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seppuku 98 Posted April 12, 2022 11 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: He looks like a PS 2 glitch. Either that or a bad guy from Thunderbirds 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted April 12, 2022 50 minutes ago, Seppuku said: Either that or a bad guy from Thunderbirds Sajid Javid would disagree 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slackhurst Broadcasting 374 Posted April 12, 2022 He looks as if his head and upper and lower body have been taken apart, then put back together but not all the same way round. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted December 1, 2022 Face update: Looks like David Gest has been fucking dug up and varnished. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,536 Posted December 1, 2022 Twitter response to how fucking awful he looked in that video so severe they've deleted the tweet. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,654 Posted December 1, 2022 3 hours ago, TQR said: Face update: Looks like David Gest has been fucking dug up and varnished. I think he's starting to look more like Colonel Gaddafi. Both are guilty for crimes against humanity. Cowell for the X Factor and Gaddafi for some other stuff. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,536 Posted December 1, 2022 He's starting to look like an N64 sprite: 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,330 Posted December 1, 2022 He looks worse than the other Simon Cowell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted December 1, 2022 I think we could compile a pretty decent list of things Simon Cowell now looks like. So including mine, Ulitzer, LFN and Spade’s efforts here, and a few more from either my friends or from Twitter, we have: - Like he has a mission for you in Grand Theft Auto - A man who turns up at a railway station with a bottle of cheap vodka and Pall Mall ciggies only to be confronted by online vigilante paedo hunters - Like David Gest has been dug up and varnished - Colonel Gaddafi - N64 Sprite - Like a haunted Thunderbird puppet - A malevolent halibut (personal fave) - Like someone has tried to pipe Simon Cowell’s face out of buttercream onto a really hot cake - Night At The Museum but it’s Madame Tussaud’s - A child’s melted wellington boot - Like he’s put a deepfake of his own face on his face - Hairy boxing glove - Like his face is sliding off his head out of shame - Like someone sketched Nick Knowles from memory - The son of Herman Munster - Like someone left Nic Cage by a radiator - A meerkat that’s allergic to itself - The Mii of your nightmares - Like he took the expression “go boil yer head” too literally - Like the Ice Age baby grown up - A portrait of George Michael painted by that old woman responsible for Monkey Christ - A burned bollock in a wind tunnel - Every mobster they kill after the Lufthansa heist in Goodfellas combined into one person 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
