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I don't think I ever replaced one of my Dick Van Dykes.Can I let the host pick a name for me as a punishment?

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On 03/07/2022 at 17:25, Sean said:

I don't think I ever replaced one of my Dick Van Dykes.Can I let the host pick a name for me as a punishment?

 

Already sorted that in January – I chopped off your lowest-hanging Dick and moved everyone below it up a place, with your sub Eva Marie Saint at #25. If you still want me to punish you for e.g. sex reasons let me know.

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Manon Fire

 

Apologies for the delay – looks like someone didn't pass the "famous enough that I find out about her death promptly from the Twitter trends" test.

 

Susie Steiner, former Guardian journalist, has died of brainworms at the age of 51. The author of the Manon Bradshaw detective novels, she will certainly "Remain Silent" now that she's "Missing, Presumed" dead. Those are titles of her books. Sorry, references don't tend to land when they're about "Persons Unknown". That was another one.

 

If there's one condition that inverse deadpoolers know to be scared of, it's obscurity – you know someone's really fucked when they crack the DDP Drop Forty without a Wikipedia page. For the most part, Steiner was picked by only our bravest players i.e. the ones already on the bottom of the scoreboard – thank you to @Doulton, @Hell, and @Neobrakeon for conspiring to preserve my mother's dignity down there – but it's also time to shuffle off for @MortalCaso, who becomes the latest victim picked off from the Zero Points Club. And then there were seven...

 

    GAINED TOTAL
1. Death Impends   0
1. Sean   0
1. YorkshireBanker   0
1. theoldlady   0
1. Grim Up North   0
1. Sideik   0
1. machotrouts   0
8. YoungWillz   1
9. Nick   2
9. Pedro67   2
11. Funeralopolis   3
12. BuffaloPhil   4
12. Newjack   4
14. LizLemon   5
15. MariNisia   6
16. MortalCaso +7 7
16. Predictor   7
16. Perhaps   7
16. wannamaker   7
20. drol   8
20. CaptainChorizo   8
22. Sir Creep   11
22. Toast   11
22. Bibliogryphon   11
25. CastAway   12
25. msc   12
25. Banana   12
28. Spade_Cooley   13
28. Annami   13
30. GuyFromFuture   14
30. An Fear Beag   14
32. Joey Russ   15
32. gcreptile   15
34. TQR   17
34. Book   17
36. Philip   18
37. The Unknown Man   19
37. deadsox   19
37. Great Uncle Bulgaria   19
40. Pedro67's wife   21
41. The Old Crem   23
42. BabyBlue   24
43. ThereWillBeDeaths7   25
44. chilean way +2 31
45. machotrouts' mum   35
46. Doulton +12 42
47. Hell +10 45
48. Neobrakeon +12 55
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Oh, I only had her at 23, so doesn’t hurt me too much…

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Didn't pick Newton-John at all here by the looks of it. Possibly a bad choice by me, though I get no points, perhaps it looks bad that I thought she wouldn't survive the year.

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Think I’ll happily take the 1 pt hit for her

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Second hit for me here, but only 2 points to follow the 4 I got for Dot Cotton, could be a lot worse!

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On 18/01/2022 at 07:26, TQR said:

10) Olivia Newton John

16) June Brown

19) Tom Parker


Shambles.

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Not unlike Greg Gilbert in years past, ONJ was stable for so long my mind internalized her as not being as terminal as she was. #6. RIP her and me.

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On 23/01/2022 at 16:27, Spade_Cooley said:

7. Olivia Newton-John

 

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On 19/01/2022 at 21:11, Perhaps said:

9. Olivia Newton-John

 

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On 11/07/2022 at 06:12, machotrouts said:

 

Already sorted that in January – I chopped off your lowest-hanging Dick and moved everyone below it up a place, with your sub Eva Marie Saint at #25. If you still want me to punish you for e.g. sex reasons let me know.

I think chopping off my low hanging Dick is enough.

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4 minutes ago, MortalCaso said:

Tom Weiskopf anyone?

Ain't looking until I see a QO...;) Sure I'll have him somewhere, probably not here.

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Checked and didn't pick him to survive.

 

Mind you that's Olivia Newton-John and Tom Weiskopf updates needed from @machotrouts, and it may get worse. ;)

 

 

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Okay I think that's now a three-body pile-up since I was last here? Sorry, had a busy August and so did death. Will update soon!

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Had Mr Gorbachev very low down on my selection.

 

Will he tear down my chances of a high finish? :P

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I hadnt picked neither Olivia, nor Weiskopf, nor Gorbachev, update pleeease!

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1pt for the 3. Keep on breathin’. 

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Damn I had Gorbachev 

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Make that 1 point from these 4 hits. Keep breathin’ ya feckers. 

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