maryportfuncity 10,030 Posted September 14, 2006 Note the restrained use of capital letters, economy of phrasing and judicious introduction of poor Aunt Tillie I told yers, these ranters from 'The Friendly Islands' would be summat else. It's been a surreal delight to encounter their like. How about we nominate HM the Queen of Tonga for next year's top fifty? More likely to die than Clive Dunn and virtually guaranteed to draw the ranting equivalent of rose petals rather than bullets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted September 14, 2006 my king has done nothing 2 yall.so jst leave hm outta dis bullcrap website.aiite..gosh how dare uz talk bwt my king like dat aye....go n mind ur own bizness...n yup i remember something bwt palagiz bein da fattest I vote this one gets a couple of bonus points for including the word "gosh". Surely a ranter first. What's the Tongan word for Africans then? Or Chinese? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weatherman90 7 Posted September 14, 2006 I have a theory that this thread will eternally be active as people continue to find it via google. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted September 15, 2006 my king* has done nothing 2 yall.so jst leave hm outta dis bullcrap website.aiite..gosh how dare uz talk bwt my king* like dat aye....go n mind ur own bizness...n yup i remember something bwt palagiz bein da fattest *former Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,397 Posted September 15, 2006 my king* has done nothing 2 yall.so jst leave hm outta dis bullcrap website.aiite..gosh how dare uz talk bwt my king* like dat aye....go n mind ur own bizness...n yup i remember something bwt palagiz bein da fattest *former Where I live relatives may also press charges of libeling a stiff. In my country it's also a crime to insult a "friendly head of state", which our favourite fat bugger was. Not is, though... Awaiting legal proceedings, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted September 15, 2006 my king* has done nothing 2 yall.so jst leave hm outta dis bullcrap website.aiite..gosh how dare uz talk bwt my king* like dat aye....go n mind ur own bizness...n yup i remember something bwt palagiz bein da fattest *former Where I live relatives may also press charges of libeling a stiff. In my country it's also a crime to insult a "friendly head of state", which our favourite fat bugger was. Not is, though... Awaiting legal proceedings, Hein Would Kim Jong-Il playing nice qualify as a "friendly head of state"? Or did you mean "head of a friendly state? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 1,901 Posted September 15, 2006 Could be a South Pacific Royal Double Bill: King Malietoa of Samoa unable to attend funeral on doctors orders. hmmm.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted September 15, 2006 Could be a South Pacific Royal Double Bill: King Malietoa of Samoa unable to attend funeral on doctors orders. hmmm.... Now that's given me an idea for my cpdp theme team, time to do some research. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,144 Posted September 15, 2006 Could be a South Pacific Royal Double Bill: King Malietoa of Samoa unable to attend funeral on doctors orders. hmmm.... Excellent. I was rather annoyed when I read that he was healthy enough to attend the funeral... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 1,901 Posted September 15, 2006 Excellent.I was rather annoyed when I read that he was healthy enough to attend the funeral... Yes. A very quick and sudden change of health fortunes for ol' Mally. After annoying the whole of the Tongalese population, maybe DL could aim for enraging the Samoan bunch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted September 15, 2006 King of Tonga This fat old bugger was born in 1918. At 87 therefore, and considerably over weight, must soon be a goner. Any thoughts? Look man I don't appreciate you disrespecting my king like that. FYI: King Taufa'ahau passed away Sept 11, 12 am Tongan time and He is now lying estate for the world to view him until Tuesday sept 19 for his burial. He was a good man and a great king. He loved his people and was loved back by the people. malo'aupito niua boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted September 16, 2006 Look man I don't appreciate you disrespecting my king like that. FYI: King Taufa'ahau passed away Sept 11, 12 am Tongan time and He is now lying estate for the world to view him until Tuesday sept 19 for his burial. He was a good man and a great king. He loved his people and was loved back by the people. malo'aupito niua boy He's prevaricating about his wealth? or about his house? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest speak on it Posted September 17, 2006 King of Tonga This fat old bugger was born in 1918. At 87 therefore, and considerably over weight, must soon be a goner. Any thoughts? see that's what I don't get is palangi's think they have the right to speak on other culture but your so flipin ignorant I mean calling my people fat not all tongans are fat. oh and you think it's funny making fun of our king ha ha what did we ever do to you if you don't know anything about us and our king then don't dis us like that hop off the internet and jump in to the tongan community and say what you got to say. in our culture we respect people even though we don't know them. I don't know about you and others who are disrespectful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,030 Posted September 17, 2006 Indeed our drive by ranter has a point. Found myself watching 'You, Me and Dupree,' today, amiable tosh but no great movie but there is a small part for a massive security guard and at one point Owen Wilson asks him; 'Are you Samoan?' My point, there's a kind of fat stereotype about south sea islanders and it's unfair because some of those involved get fat through depression and frustration, something we see enough in the UK and USA. In the same way the stereotype of mean scots is ironic. It was an image created by the first English tourists who travelled to Scotland by train in the 19th century. They interpreted the lack of shopping and locals flashing their cash as evidence of meanness. Really it says more about the ignorance of those tourists. F**k, I reckon I'm missing my vocation, should be gannin' to the Liberal conference this week, or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 212 Posted September 17, 2006 My point, there's a kind of fat stereotype about south sea islanders and it's unfair because some of those involved get fat through depression and frustration... And I thought it was shovelling bucket loads of food down your gullet that made you fat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,030 Posted September 17, 2006 Not if you're bulimic or a professional athlete it doesn't! It's the aimless sitting around and slow metabolism that comes with the mind numbing depression and all pervading sense of pointlessness that eventually overwhelms and sends you back to the biscuit tin for the sugar rush that wears off and leads to the aimless sitting around and slow metabolism that comes with the mind numbing depression and all pervading sense of pointlessness that eventually overwhelms and sends you back to the biscuit tin for the sugar rush that wears off and leads to the aimless sitting around and slow metabolism that comes with the mind numbing depression and all pervading sense of pointlessness that eventually overwhelms and sends you back to the biscuit tin for the sugar rush that wears off and leads to the aimless sitting around and slow metabolism that comes with the mind numbing depression and all pervading sense of pointlessness that eventually overwhelms and sends you back to the biscuit tin for the sugar rush that wears off and leads to.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted September 17, 2006 King of Tonga This fat old bugger was born in 1918. At 87 therefore, and considerably over weight, must soon be a goner. Any thoughts? see that's what I don't get is palangi's think they have the right to speak on other culture but your so flipin ignorant I mean calling my people fat not all tongans are fat. oh and you think it's funny making fun of our king ha ha what did we ever do to you if you don't know anything about us and our king then don't dis us like that hop off the internet and jump in to the tongan community and say what you got to say. in our culture we respect people even though we don't know them. I don't know about you and others who are disrespectful Doesn't the post you've quoted just say the King was fat, rather than everyone from Tonga is fat? So, if the King was fat, how is it ignorant to refer to him as fat? If it helps redress the balance, I for one have noticed that he's lost weight recently although I'm not sure if he looks better for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted September 17, 2006 The funeral's tomorrow and will be streamed here. * The King's funeral will take place on Tuesday 19th September - you can watch the funeral streamed live between 12pm to 5pm (approx) right here on Tagata Pasifika's site . The time difference is exactly 12 hours for those of you in Pomgolia, worth getting a few drinks in and staying up late. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest VAiNi Posted September 18, 2006 King of Tonga This fat old bugger was born in 1918. At 87 therefore, and considerably over weight, must soon be a goner. Any thoughts? HOW DARE YOU!! WHO THE HELL YOU THiNK YOU ARE!! THiS MAN ACCOMPLiSH MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER DO iN A LiFE TiME!! SO DON'T PUT UP SOME STUPiD ASS sh*t ABOUT SOMETHiNG YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT!! HE'S OUR KiNG SO SHOW SOME RESPECT!! YOU iNCOSiDERATE ASSES!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 41 Posted September 18, 2006 HOW DARE YOU!! WHO THE HELL YOU THiNK YOU ARE!! THiS MAN ACCOMPLiSH MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER DO iN A LiFE TiME!! SO DON'T PUT UP SOME STUPiD ASS sh*t ABOUT SOMETHiNG YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT!! HE'S OUR KiNG SO SHOW SOME RESPECT!! YOU iNCOSiDERATE ASSES!! Lets see how this ranter fares according to the RFC 616 award [0] The post states that the members of DeathList.net are sick. [0] The post states that a relative or friend of the writer died recently. [0] The post states that a living relative or friend of the writer suffers from cancer or some other terminal disease. [1] If the post is written in a topic about a person, living or dead, the post states or infers that the subject is above criticism. [1] The post states or infers that the poster is morally or intellectually superior to the members of DeathList.net. [1] The post contains one or more obscenities. [0] The post states or infers a wish of a painful or imminent death on the members of DeathList.net. [0] The post states or infers a wish that the members of DeathList.net to go to hell. [0] The post contains five or more misspelt words. Obvious typos do not count as spelling mistakes, nor do accepted spelling variants. [1] The post contains two or more grammatical errors. [0] The post contains one or more instances of misuse of "there / their / they're / there're". [0] The post contains one or more instances of misuse of "your/ you're". [0] The post contains one or more instances of "alot" instead of "a lot". [1] The post contains one or more instances of the pronoun "I" in lower case. [1] The post contains five or more instances of bad interpunction and capitalisation. [0] The post contains three or more instances of a multisyllabic word written in ALL CAPS. [0] The post is written in one case only (lower case or capital). [1] The post contains one or more instances of consecutive question marks (??) or exclamation marks (!!). [0] The post contains l33t5PE@K or AOLese. [0] The post speaks about the poster in the third person [1] The post contains one or more direct contradictions. [1] The post contains one or more statements that are widely agreed on to be false. [1] The post tries to rebut a statement that was not made in a previous post in the topic. [0] The post contains one or more email addresses. [0] The post contains one or more threats of physical violence. Warnings are considered threats. The DLRI of this post is (10/25)*100 = 40. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted September 18, 2006 I'm not of Tongan blood, but I do have family that are Tongan. I have read the many messages or posts that have been left in this forum and it shows how little people from across the world think very little of people from a tiny South Pacific Island. I have much respect for the late KING TAUFA'AHAU IV, not only because he is Royalty and the King of Tonga, but because his predecessors had a history with my own Royal lineage. You all think it fun and exciting to make bets or make it a game to see when someone passes away. You think it fun & games to call another cultures King....fat bugger, time to go, ticker is going etc...but, yet you don't take into account what that culture or what the people from that place thinks for that person. Yes, they called you PALANGI's, which is what they call people of the "Caucasion" race. But to continue to DISRESPECT a ROYAL?? How LOW is that? If anyone in here of SOUTH PACIFIC blood were to do or say what you all were saying if your King or Queen were in the same situation, wouldn't you be PISSED, ANGRY and ready to DEFEND? Come on...you all pick on the South Pacific people too much and give them very little credit. So what? We ALL come from a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean....does that mean, OUR ROYALITIES don't demand any RESPECT?? Just because you haven't met the person, doesn't mean you can't give them the common courtesy of RESPECT. To the many TONGANS in here, my deepst respect and condolences to the great LOSS of a Great King. He is also joined by another pacific island Royal. So, let the PALANGIS say their words, write what they want, because the people of TONGA and other SOUTH PACIFIC Islanders could really care less. OFA ATU IA KING TAUFA'AHAU TUPOU IV & the people of TONGA!! ~MOTU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted September 18, 2006 Guest wrote: If anyone in here of SOUTH PACIFIC blood were to do or say what you all were saying if your King or Queen were in the same situation, wouldn't you be PISSED, ANGRY and ready to DEFEND? Erm, let me think... No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TLC 9 Posted September 18, 2006 Guest wrote: If anyone in here of SOUTH PACIFIC blood were to do or say what you all were saying if your King or Queen were in the same situation, wouldn't you be PISSED, ANGRY and ready to DEFEND? Erm, let me think... No. Also no. We may be impolite but we're not all hypocrites. Why should I get angry if someone attacks 'my' Queen? I didn't vote for her, and I'm sure she wouldn't stick up for me if the situation was reversed. Look up 'Spitting Image' on google and see how much us brits defend our royalty, amongst other things. Anyway, I did vote for Tony Blair (well Labour anyway) and I absolutely couldn't give a toss is he gets criticised, and at least he's a legitimate (ish) spokesperson for our country. I don't see how anyone has the right to be above criticism just because of who they are. Except perhaps for Chris Morris. I see very little to admire in people just because an accident of birth made them royal, even if they turn out to be fantastic at whatever being royal entails, work really hard, crusade against the planting of land mines etc. Being royalty these days just means your ancestors were nastier bastards than other people's ancestors and took the power of the land, or do we really still believe in divine right and blue blood? Oh, right, I see. People should only be put on pedestals if they can accept the possibility of being knocked off of them. Kind regards, TLC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Six 22 Posted September 18, 2006 ...I mean calling my people fat not all tongans are fat. Doesn't the post you've quoted just say the King was fat, rather than everyone from Tonga is fat? So, if the King was fat, how is it ignorant to refer to him as fat? If it helps redress the balance, I for one have noticed that he's lost weight recently although I'm not sure if he looks better for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted September 18, 2006 So, let the PALANGIS say their words, write what they want, because the people of TONGA and other SOUTH PACIFIC Islanders could really care less. Then why the rant ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
