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2 hours ago, Toast said:

This needs to be circulated widely. 

(I've already seen disinformation on social media that it's already too late to apply.)

 

https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/voting-and-elections/voter-id

Don’t have ID? Apply for free voter ID now

If you don't have accepted photo ID, you can apply for a free voter ID document, which is known as a Voter Authority Certificate (Opens in new window). The deadline to apply for a Voter Authority Certificate to vote in the Parliamentary general election on Thursday 4 July is 5pm on Wednesday 26 June.

 

I read a rumour that you have to have your current address on photo ID.Assuming that's fake news?

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9 minutes ago, Sean said:

I read a rumour that you have to have your current address on photo ID.Assuming that's fake news?

 

Given that you can register to vote if you haven't got a fixed or permanent address, I'd assume it was indeed fake news.

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39 minutes ago, Sean said:

I read a rumour that you have to have your current address on photo ID.Assuming that's fake news?

Whose passport has their address in? 

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2 hours ago, The Old Crem said:

Whose passport has their address in? 

 

Not aware of any passport (at least a UK one, having an address on it).

You don't need address on whatever form of acceptable ID you use anyway, as stated, fake news. Checked here. (You never seem to bother with a source, so I will).

 

I'd imagine more people will use a driving licence, which as it happens does have your address. But as above it's unnecessary.  This however is an opinion, I have no data to back up this assumption, it's just a guess.

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, RoverAndOut said:

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Reminds me of that scene in Torchwood where they have to give up like 10% of Children in each country to the aliens. Politicians then discuss round the table that their children/relatives won't be taken. Only those in the lower school league tables.

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Getting the feeling I'm going to be using this gif an awful lot during the campaign

 

 

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So Mirror claim to have a leaked document (so, Sunak went as far as creating paperwork, then!) suggesting criminal action incl. possible jail for refusers of national service. So, once they fail to get into hollowed our forces - who haven't the manpower or resources to cope with the influx of gormless teens, we'll send them to the full-to-bursting prisons, after which they'll be so damaged mentally that our stretched-beyond-coping social services will have to cope. 

 

The only silver lining being any of these teens who have a few thousand social media followers might snag the kind of q/o that earns points in the low-hanging pools when their hellish journey finally drives them to off-themselves!

 

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2 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

So Mirror claim to have a leaked document (so, Sunak went as far as creating paperwork, then!) suggesting criminal action incl. possible jail for refusers of national service. So, once they fail to get into hollowed our forces - who haven't the manpower or resources to cope with the influx of gormless teens, we'll send them to the full-to-bursting prisons, after which they'll be so damaged mentally that our stretched-beyond-coping social services will have to cope. 

 

The only silver lining being any of these teens who have a few thousand social media followers might snag the kind of q/o that earns points in the low-hanging pools when their hellish journey finally drives them to off-themselves!

 

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Crem will be along to tell us shortly as to why this is actually bad for Labour....

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11 hours ago, En Passant said:

 

Not aware of any passport (at least a UK one, having an address on it).

You don't need address on whatever form of acceptable ID you use anyway, as stated, fake news. Checked here. (You never seem to bother with a source, so I will).

 

I'd imagine more people will use a driving licence, which as it happens does have your address. But as above it's unnecessary.  This however is an opinion, I have no data to back up this assumption, it's just a guess.

 

 

 

Probably the majority will use their driving license. About 70% of people have one and it’s small and easy to carry. Many younger people will also use their provisional license (It’s the easiest form of universally accepted ID.) With pensioner bus passes accepted that will be a well used form of ID as well. 

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To the tune of Alright by Supergrass:

 

We are young, Vote Tory 
Want to join, The Army
Make new friends, rip our tights
Feel alright.

 

Fire service, we go out
Start a fire, put it out
Make new friends, flames and lights
Feel alright.

 

Do we like Nige? I can't be sure
He's has been, GB News
Very strange, in his world

 

But we are young, NHS
Sew you up, bandage dress
Serve you drugs, if we like 
Feel alright.

 

Joined the cops, freebie wheels
Investigate burglaries
Taser you, you don't like
Feel alright.

 

Are you like us? I can't be sure
Our parents, pay the fines
We don't care in our world.

 

But we are young, plenty green
Never heard, never seen
This idea, it's all shite
Feel alright.

 

For those who want to sing along

 

 

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As a football secretary, this plan would destroy more local football than anything else. It's the critical ages 16 to 18 when most lads stop the game, so to force them to do Rishis plan would loose thousands more from the game. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

 

Brilliant! We can't get enough people to fill public sector jobs as it is, let's introduce entry requirements to reduce the number even further. What an absolute bellend. Fuck off to Silicon Valley and let's start trying to fix the utter shambles you've made of this country.

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2 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

Crem will be along to tell us shortly as to why this is actually bad for Labour....

 

On 25/05/2024 at 22:12, The Old Crem said:

This will actually poll quite well and Labour will have to be careful how they oppose it. 

 

He already did... :facepalm:

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Am I missing something? Just heard a BBC reporter say the National Service plan would involve 18 year olds signing up for the army for a year or volunteering one weekend a month for a year. So...army for 365 days or volunteering for 24? :huh:

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1 hour ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

Oh will they now...

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I'm intrigued how this would work as 'children' become adults when they reach 18, and afaik, are no longer their parents' responsibility.

 

Still, with the Tories chances of regaining power somewhat diminished, they could promise everyone a unicorn shitting rainbows without ever have to worry about the practicalities of implementation.

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3 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

Oh will they now...

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She needs to be put on the Portillo moment list. It’s not that likely but if the Tories do fall to 150 seats or less she could be out. 

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