Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted November 9, 2015 The slave 'joke' was by far the worst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 9, 2015 The slave 'joke' was by far the worst. What, even worse than being an African American, living in a Southern state with a surname of Lynch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted November 9, 2015 It was deleted because an admin deemed it not suitable for the forum. Factual correction: it was deleted by a moderator. That makes no difference: this admin fully supports that moderator's action. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted November 11, 2015 Dear President Erdogan, can you please stop pushing your country towards becoming another Sharia state, trying to massacre the kurds, and stop generally being a douchebag who in all likelihood supports ISIS despite whatever tokenistic fig-leaf measures you may be taking against them. Atta-Turk! (I thought of and was going to post this joke before someone mentioned him on the Death anniversary thread btw...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted November 13, 2015 Some twat nicked all my classical CDs I feel Lisztless 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,535 Posted November 14, 2015 I got a job as the triangle player in a reggae band. I stand at the back and ting. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted November 14, 2015 An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Welshman, Frenchman, German, Italian, American, Mexican, Russian,Swede, Finn, Icelander, Chinese, Indian, Vietnamese, Argentinian, Chilean, Peruvian, Philipino, Romanian, Dutchman, Belgian, Hungarian, Turk, Egyptian, Syrian, Israeli, New Zealander, Australian, Canadian, Burmese, Pakistani, North Korean, South Korean, Cambodian, Cypriot, Maltese, Greek and a Libyan all go to a nightclub. The doorman says; 'You can't come in here without a Thai." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted November 14, 2015 An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Welshman, Frenchman, German, Italian, American, Mexican, Russian,Swede, Finn, Icelander, Chinese, Indian, Vietnamese, Argentinian, Chilean, Peruvian, Philipino, Romanian, Dutchman, Belgian, Hungarian, Turk, Egyptian, Syrian, Israeli, New Zealander, Australian, Canadian, Burmese, Pakistani, North Korean, South Korean, Cambodian, Cypriot, Maltese, Greek and a Libyan all go to a nightclub. The doorman says; 'You can't come in here without a Thai." just pretend one of the Asians comes from Thailand he wouldn't be able to tell the difference Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted November 14, 2015 What has three balls and flies through space? E.T. The Extra Testicle! Sorry, but it made me laugh 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted November 15, 2015 What has three balls and flies through space? E.T. The Extra Testicle! Sorry, but it made me laugh /me whistles a song about a 20th century dictator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted November 15, 2015 Ok I have one and this a good one but a bit long. So one day the Spanish inn burned down, it was a hotel near where I lived. The owner was my neighbor and was also the physician their. The gardi become suspicious and investigate the fire which results in the arrest of my neighbor and his wife. After a few hours of interrogation the wife breaks down and admits the my neighbor did it. The whole community is shocked. No one suspected the Spanish inn physician. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted November 15, 2015 Ok I have one and this a good one but a bit long. So one day the Spanish inn burned down, it was a hotel near where I lived. The owner was my neighbor and was also the physician their. The gardi become suspicious and investigate the fire which results in the arrest of my neighbor and his wife. After a few hours of interrogation the wife breaks down and admits the my neighbor did it. The whole community is shocked. No one suspected the Spanish inn physician. Argh! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted November 15, 2015 Ok I have one and this a good one but a bit long. So one day the Spanish inn burned down, it was a hotel near where I lived. The owner was my neighbor and was also the physician their. The gardi become suspicious and investigate the fire which results in the arrest of my neighbor and his wife. After a few hours of interrogation the wife breaks down and admits the my neighbor did it. The whole community is shocked. No one suspected the Spanish inn physician. Bloody hell that makes your racist jokes look mildly amusing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted November 15, 2015 Ok I have one and this a good one but a bit long. So one day the Spanish inn burned down, it was a hotel near where I lived. The owner was my neighbor and was also the physician their. The gardi become suspicious and investigate the fire which results in the arrest of my neighbor and his wife. After a few hours of interrogation the wife breaks down and admits the my neighbor did it. The whole community is shocked. No one suspected the Spanish inn physician. Bloody hell that makes your racist jokes look mildly amusing! Spanish inn physician how is that not clever and worth likes wait why am I talking to you the oversensitive twat that belongs on tumblr instead of here. I bet if the same happened to you, you'd want everyone banned fuckface. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted November 15, 2015 How do you get 37 students into a VW Beetle? Fucking beats me but they do it every time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted November 15, 2015 Ok I have one and this a good one but a bit long. So one day the Spanish inn burned down, it was a hotel near where I lived. The owner was my neighbor and was also the physician their. The gardi become suspicious and investigate the fire which results in the arrest of my neighbor and his wife. After a few hours of interrogation the wife breaks down and admits the my neighbor did it. The whole community is shocked. No one suspected the Spanish inn physician. Bloody hell that makes your racist jokes look mildly amusing! Spanish inn physician how is that not clever and worth likes wait why am I talking to you the oversensitive twat that belongs on tumblr instead of here. I bet if the same happened to you, you'd want everyone banned fuckface. Haha! That made me do a laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted November 16, 2015 Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland. Barman says "not yew tree again" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,535 Posted November 17, 2015 Hacker group, Anonymous have declared war on ISIS. This means that ISIS will finally get what they've been waiting for all this time. They will get screwed by 72 virgins. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted November 20, 2015 An oldie but a goodie Another oldie 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted November 21, 2015 What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted November 21, 2015 What do you get hanging from an apple tree ? Sore arms :-) Did you hear about the magic tractor ? It turned into a field Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted November 21, 2015 Did you hear about the magic tractor ? It turned into a field I've always loved that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted November 22, 2015 Yoko Ono has been flown into 'The Jungle' to help the celebrities survive, she's got plenty experience due to the fact she's been living off a dead Beatle for 35 years! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted November 24, 2015 You see those machines in toilets that sell the little rubber things for "prevention of disease"? Don't fall for it, I wore one for three weeks and I still got mumps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pistol Knight 49 Posted November 24, 2015 Just got myself a new job helping a one armed typist. I will be typing all the capital letters on their behalf. It's called "Shift" work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
