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Some dude asked "did you mother smoke crack?" My response- "Just because yours did doesn't mean everyone's did"

Woah, for a second there I thought Groucho Marx must have been reincarnated.

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My new book on Indian condiments out now.

Paperback Raita.

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On ‎2‎/‎16‎/‎2017 at 21:03, joeyruss said:

Some dude asked "did you mother smoke crack?" My response- "Just because yours did doesn't mean everyone's did"

How about "No, but she had one"?

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On ‎2‎/‎17‎/‎2017 at 03:43, rockhopperpenguin said:

Woah, for a second there I thought Groucho Marx must have been reincarnated.

I just shot an elephant in my pajamas.  What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know.

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5678 men walk into a bar and the bartender says "are there any Jews here" and three men raised their hands. The bartender and the 5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink his blood. When the jews ask for mercy the bartender says "shut the fuck out you filthy jews". They all died in  agonising pain.

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33 minutes ago, Morbidkid said:

5678 men walk into a bar and the bartender says "are there any Jews here" and three men raised their hands. The bartender and the 5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink his blood. When the jews ask for mercy the bartender says "shut the fuck out you filthy jews". They all died in  agonising pain.

You really are a dick on so many fronts.

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52 minutes ago, Morbidkid said:

5678 men walk into a bar and the bartender says "are there any Jews here" and three men raised their hands. The bartender and the 5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink his blood. When the jews ask for mercy the bartender says "shut the fuck out you filthy jews". They all died in  agonising pain.

MK you're totally out of order

 

5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink their blood.

 

FFS!

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1 hour ago, rockhopperpenguin said:

You really are a dick on so many fronts.

I think you missed the point of the joke. The joke was that instead of a typical "a man walks into a bar joke" you get a over the top murder. I get it if you didn't find it funny but calling my a dick is way too far. I mean does this joke actually represent me in any way?

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If the joke represents you, you need a new agent.

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17 minutes ago, Morbidkid said:

I think you missed the point of the joke. The joke was that instead of a typical "a man walks into a bar joke" you get a over the top murder. I get it if you didn't find it funny but calling my a dick is way too far. I mean does this joke actually represent me in any way?

Yes.

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He's been given a week's warning/suspension in accordance with the fact that he should know by now that such "jokes" aren't acceptable here.

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1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

2 hours ago, Morbidkid said:

5678 men walk into a bar and the bartender says "are there any Jews here" and three men raised their hands. The bartender and the 5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink his blood. When the jews ask for mercy the bartender says "shut the fuck out you filthy jews". They all died in  agonising pain.

MK you're totally out of order

 

5674 other men skin the jews alive and drink their blood.

 

FFS!

 

No, no, no.

567other men skin the Jews alive and drink their blood.

Maths was never my strong point, but 5678 minus 3 is 5675.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?

If it had four doors  it would be a chicken sedan :)

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11 hours ago, Death Impends said:

He's been given a week's warning/suspension in accordance with the fact that he should know by now that such "jokes" aren't acceptable here.

and lost his deal with Disney.

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21 hours ago, Death Impends said:

He's been given a week's warning/suspension in accordance with the fact that he should know by now that such "jokes" aren't acceptable here.

And thereby barred on the day he spanks me in round one of The Deathlist Cup

 

Thanks for that small mercy!

 

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Oh, is he banned? Until when?

 

He's not got his Deathlist Cup team in for Round 2. If it's not in by Midnight on the 28th, it's a DQ and either his first round opponent goes into Round 2, or his Round 2 opponent gets a bye.

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9 hours ago, time said:

and lost hiwitawiDisneDDiDisDisnDisneDDiDisisn

 

 

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^^^ Grrrr tried and failed to quote as predicted. Now that should've been in here as I'd did make me laugh when in the News last week, given Walt's past lol. Fantasia released 1940 , Fanta {Fantasie} formulated for the Nazis by the Yanks in 1940... Coincidence? I think not.... https://youtu.be/l14WDZCnz-wB

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1 hour ago, msc said:

Oh, is he banned? Until when?

 

He's not got his Deathlist Cup team in for Round 2. If it's not in by Midnight on the 28th, it's a DQ and either his first round opponent goes into Round 2, or his Round 2 opponent gets a bye.

Gave him a week, so he won't be back till March 3. So yes, that'd be maryport advancing or Spade getting a second month in the spectator's seat.

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21 hours ago, BufordTJustice said:

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?

If it had four doors  it would be a chicken sedan :)

That only really works if you are from across the Pond.

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35 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

That only really works if you are from across the Pond.

But still isn't very funny.

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MK banned?  I saw The Dead Cow rampaging in one of the threads, full on Holocaust Denial mode. Could do with a weeks lie down imo.........

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That'll be all for naught as it's not like I can suspend myself this time next month :D

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I never give money to homeless people for 2 reasons.

 

1. They need money for drugs.

 

2. I need money for drugs.

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On ‎2‎/‎24‎/‎2017 at 17:33, Death Impends said:

He's been given a week's warning/suspension in accordance with the fact that he should know by now that such "jokes" aren't acceptable here.

 

I want to make sure I understand the rule that got the Kid suspended.  Was it because the joke was offensive or just not funny?

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