Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 22, 2016 Eastenders, dear God, what a crock of mega Grade A shit. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 22, 2016 Eastenders, dear God, what a crock of mega Grade A shit. "MY LITTLUN IS THE SON OF GOD" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 22, 2016 Eastenders, dear God, what a crock of mega Grade A shit. "MY LITTLUN IS THE SON OF GOOD" Exactly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted January 22, 2016 Eastenders, dear God, what a crock of mega Grade A shit. Have you only just realised? 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 23, 2016 Eastenders, dear God, what a crock of mega Grade A shit. Have you only just realised? No. Its on in the background but, last night, it was ridiculously shit, shit and treble shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 23, 2016 Eastenders, dear God, what a crock of mega Grade A shit. Have you only just realised? No. Its on in the background but, last night, it was ridiculously shit, shit and treble shit. Having experienced complete looney syndrome, I think there was some cracking acting on it last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 23, 2016 Eastenders, dear God, what a crock of mega Grade A shit. Have you only just realised? No. Its on in the background but, last night, it was ridiculously shit, shit and treble shit. Having experienced complete looney syndrome, I think there was some cracking acting on it last night. Yeah it's odd. According to people who've experienced post-partum psychosis she's nailed it but to me the whole thing was just hilarious and you're left wondering how the actors kept a straight face - family members were offended I was pissing myself at it but at the end of the day it's hard to take seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 26, 2016 The beiaard (carillon) of the Grote kerk in Rotterdam. Carillons aren't my favourite musical instrument to start with, but the last few month it's got unbearable. This carillon has been automated to play a few bars of a melody before it strikes the hour or half hour. These melodies are changed a few times a year. Ordinarily those are quite innocent and no more than noise pollution; I can ignore it. However, since october 2015 the half hour strike is preceded by 12 seconds of an Abba song. I cringe every time I hear it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted January 26, 2016 Just let them know that it's getting "on your tits", and ask for something less cringeworthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted January 26, 2016 I really wish the bacon food trend would go away. Not everything tastes better with bacon. That, and peanut butter. There's a doughtnut shop near where I work that while they have some delicious doughnuts on their menu, they also have some variations of the ones they show on their website that also have peanut butter and bacon on them http://www.glamdolldonuts.com/menu/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted January 28, 2016 Inept bank employees that are at the various branches we have across the country. Probably about once or twice a week a customer will want to have a property loss cheque endorsed at one of the branches rather than experience the delay of sending it to us at head office, waiting for us to deposit into an account, wait for the funds to clear, and then for us to issue a new cheque. So, with smaller amounts and provided that their account is in good standing, they can take the cheque into their local branch and have it endorsed so they can deposit the cheque into their own account or give it to the contractor that they need to pay.Half of those calls I'll get the bank employee calling up asking if it can be endorsed, so we say "yes, it's been approved" and then they'll ask "ok, so how do I do that"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 31, 2016 Those periods that crop up every few months where you just lose all motivation to do anything and everything feels like you've just been asked to climb Everest with your hands tied behind your back and feet bandaged together. It's not that you don't want to anything it just all feels so difficult and you feel even worse because you know you're wasting the time you could be doing this stuff in trying to do it. I hate these periods, just so soul-destroying and crushing and utterly pointless. *bangs head against wall* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. The maninblack needs to have a word with himself and ask if this is really in the spirit of the DDP. It may be the 20th anniversary, but the idea was sold out years ago by a bunch of desperados with no lives. And looking at the ones who are listed, or so unknown they don't yet have obits, theres more to fucking follow! PS. Ronald King is a valid pick though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. The maninblack needs to have a word with himself and ask if this is really in the spirit of the DDP. It may be the 20th anniversary, but the idea was sold out years ago by a bunch of desperados with no lives. And looking at the ones who are listed, or so unknown they don't yet have obits, theres more to fucking follow! PS. Ronald King is a valid pick though. All the rules say is that they have to get an obit from a major British news network. Nobody ever said they have to be Deathlist-level famous, where even Angelil isn't considered famous enough. In fact, the folks who are in the lead deserve it. While folks like us stuffed our teams with Grahams and Gabors (who probably won't even die, and only give us 4 points if they do), people like DeathImpends or SirCreep actually did some hard research on obscure people. They deserve it! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. The maninblack needs to have a word with himself and ask if this is really in the spirit of the DDP. It may be the 20th anniversary, but the idea was sold out years ago by a bunch of desperados with no lives. And looking at the ones who are listed, or so unknown they don't yet have obits, theres more to fucking follow! PS. Ronald King is a valid pick though. All the rules say is that they have to get an obit from a major British news network. Nobody ever said they have to be Deathlist-level famous, where even Angelil isn't considered famous enough. In fact, the folks who are in the lead deserve it. While folks like us stuffed our teams with Grahams and Gabors (who probably won't even die, and only give us 4 points if they do), people like DeathImpends or SirCreep actually did some hard research on obscure people. They deserve it! Fuck off brown nose. Its a game. These people are helping to suck the fun out of it. I recall a time when Rotten Ali was the worst I had to contend with, but fuck me we're way beyond that now! For all his numbers and calculations at least they were about people we may even have vaguely heard of, or people who had done something in life other than get cancer under extra-tragic circumstances in their 20s! Research should indeed be rewarded, but lets keep it to those who are actually notable. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. The maninblack needs to have a word with himself and ask if this is really in the spirit of the DDP. It may be the 20th anniversary, but the idea was sold out years ago by a bunch of desperados with no lives. And looking at the ones who are listed, or so unknown they don't yet have obits, theres more to fucking follow! PS. Ronald King is a valid pick though. are you just salty becuase you're not winning. Jesus its just a game get over it, come on. Looking at your profile I see you are old enough to have a kid but instead you whine, grow up. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. The maninblack needs to have a word with himself and ask if this is really in the spirit of the DDP. It may be the 20th anniversary, but the idea was sold out years ago by a bunch of desperados with no lives. And looking at the ones who are listed, or so unknown they don't yet have obits, theres more to fucking follow! PS. Ronald King is a valid pick though. are you just salty becuase you're not winning. Jesus its just a game get over it, come on. Looking at your profile I see you are old enough to have a kid but instead you whine, grow up. No he's angry, like many, that a game that began as "let's run as sports book on nationally famous personalities expiry dates" has become a low-hanging fruit fest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. The maninblack needs to have a word with himself and ask if this is really in the spirit of the DDP. It may be the 20th anniversary, but the idea was sold out years ago by a bunch of desperados with no lives. And looking at the ones who are listed, or so unknown they don't yet have obits, theres more to fucking follow! PS. Ronald King is a valid pick though. are you just salty becuase you're not winning. Jesus its just a game get over it, come on. Looking at your profile I see you are old enough to have a kid but instead you whine, grow up. Stop being a silly boy and look at what he is actually saying. Most of us wont win any Dead Pools ( not that we are bovvered) because we choose the obviously famous precisely because its just a (sick) game. Some of the names on peoples pools Ive never even heard of and Ive never lived in a cave. We haved seemed to move away from the fun and the frivolous to the smart arsed and the ridiculous. Its certainly an each to their own thing but... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. Only one team, mate, don't short-change my achievements. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. The maninblack needs to have a word with himself and ask if this is really in the spirit of the DDP. It may be the 20th anniversary, but the idea was sold out years ago by a bunch of desperados with no lives. And looking at the ones who are listed, or so unknown they don't yet have obits, theres more to fucking follow! PS. Ronald King is a valid pick though. are you just salty becuase you're not winning. Jesus its just a game get over it, come on. Looking at your profile I see you are old enough to have a kid but instead you whine, grow up. Stop being a silly boy and look at what he is actually saying.Most of us wont win any Dead Pools ( not that we are bovvered) because we choose the obviously famous precisely because its just a (sick) game. Some of the names on peoples pools Ive never even heard of and Ive never lived in a cave. We haved seemed to move away from the fun and the frivolous to the smart arsed and the ridiculous. Its certainly an each to their own thing but... my chips called they said they want their salt back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. Only one team, mate, don't short-change my achievements. Not sure achievement is the term i'd use Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. The maninblack needs to have a word with himself and ask if this is really in the spirit of the DDP. It may be the 20th anniversary, but the idea was sold out years ago by a bunch of desperados with no lives. And looking at the ones who are listed, or so unknown they don't yet have obits, theres more to fucking follow! PS. Ronald King is a valid pick though. are you just salty becuase you're not winning. Jesus its just a game get over it, come on. Looking at your profile I see you are old enough to have a kid but instead you whine, grow up.Stop being a silly boy and look at what he is actually saying.Most of us wont win any Dead Pools ( not that we are bovvered) because we choose the obviously famous precisely because its just a (sick) game. Some of the names on peoples pools Ive never even heard of and Ive never lived in a cave. We haved seemed to move away from the fun and the frivolous to the smart arsed and the ridiculous. Its certainly an each to their own thing but... my chips called they said they want their salt back. Chips will just make you a fat and spotty wee boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. The maninblack needs to have a word with himself and ask if this is really in the spirit of the DDP. It may be the 20th anniversary, but the idea was sold out years ago by a bunch of desperados with no lives. And looking at the ones who are listed, or so unknown they don't yet have obits, theres more to fucking follow! PS. Ronald King is a valid pick though. are you just salty becuase you're not winning. Jesus its just a game get over it, come on. Looking at your profile I see you are old enough to have a kid but instead you whine, grow up. I don't mind not winning. But I do mind losing to the likes of the teams that have already gained an insurmountable lead by picking dying nobodies. What I mind even more is that there are more valid teams than mine who will do well, but again be bashed into mediocre placings due to the aforesaid. One last thing...salty? What the fuck is that? And as for your other comment, I'm Scottish: we have our kids from 12 up you prick. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 31, 2016 Windsor wins at life, simply for using the term 'fuck off brown nose'. I love Rotten Ali and his equations, and now I love Windsor. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 31, 2016 The fact that its not yet February and some DDP teams already have 50 odd points by being a bunch of low-life, cheating, smug, low-fruit picking, ambulance chasing, cunt-wad dicks who don't appreciate it is supposed to be a dead pool for famous folk. The maninblack needs to have a word with himself and ask if this is really in the spirit of the DDP. It may be the 20th anniversary, but the idea was sold out years ago by a bunch of desperados with no lives. And looking at the ones who are listed, or so unknown they don't yet have obits, theres more to fucking follow! PS. Ronald King is a valid pick though. are you just salty becuase you're not winning. Jesus its just a game get over it, come on. Looking at your profile I see you are old enough to have a kid but instead you whine, grow up. I don't mind not winning. But I do mind losing to the likes of the teams that have already gained an insurmountable lead by picking dying nobodies. What I mind even more is that there are more valid teams than mine who will do well, but again be bashed into mediocre placings due to the aforesaid. One last thing...salty? What the fuck is that? And as for your other comment, I'm Scottish: we have our kids from 12 up you prick. Find a 14 year old telling a 28 year old there not old enough to have a kid hilarious. You could literally be his dad, given your Scottish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites