charon 4,943 Posted November 18, 2018 North of the Wall 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted November 18, 2018 38 minutes ago, charon said: North of the Wall Should be safe enough now that the White Walkers and Army of the Dead are heading south. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy Corbyn 89 Posted November 19, 2018 I would like to put Brexit into Room 101 please Mr Speaker 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted November 23, 2018 When you've got a partly used carton of cream or yoghurt in the fridge and you can't remember when you bought it. So you look for a use-by date and there isn't one. Because the morons put it on the peel-off lid which everyone throws away when it's opened. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 27, 2018 Only really post on 4 forums, in the last 24 hours banned from 2 of them Landscape Radguy, landscape...... 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted November 27, 2018 Fuck yes, charon. Well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted November 27, 2018 2 hours ago, charon said: Only really post on 4 forums, in the last 24 hours banned from 2 of them Landscape Radguy, landscape...... If it's only 2 then you are going soft in your old age. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 27, 2018 I won't get banned from The Sporting Wing lolzers and doubtful re here as I am calm and considered ffs 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted December 27, 2018 When a chat you’re using quits working, and you can’t seem to figure out how to get back to that chat. That pisses me off so much... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 27, 2019 The Shire makes me very sad at times. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted February 27, 2019 54 minutes ago, charon said: The Shire makes me very sad at times. I saw this the other day. Here's more on the story: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/feb/22/conservation-body-issues-170000-wild-bird-kill-permits-in-five-years https://naturalengland.blog.gov.uk/2018/12/12/the-facts-about-licences-for-wild-birds/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted February 27, 2019 Wood pigeons need to be a LOT higher on that list. Big clumsy noisy fuckers (literally, they breed all year round). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 28, 2019 22 hours ago, Toast said: Wood pigeons need to be a LOT higher on that list. Big clumsy noisy fuckers (literally, they breed all year round). Got four regulars in my garden. They make Johnny Vegas look like he needs a good meal. I'm considering a pie..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted February 28, 2019 Wish we only had four. They shit in the bird bath too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted July 8, 2019 We really ought to have a dedicated thread for annoying new idioms and general modern misuse of language. Take this report on the BBC website (my bold): "An Asian couple who tried to conceive through IVF has claimed that a mix-up at a California fertility clinic left them pregnant with the wrong children. A lawsuit filed by the couple in New York states that the couple was shocked to give birth to two boys who were not of Asian descent, US media reported. The lawsuit says DNA tests confirmed the children were not related to the couple and they relinquished custody. The fertility clinic has not commented on the allegations. The couple - identified in the lawsuit only as AP and YZ to minimise the "embarrassment and humiliation" - say they tried for years to get pregnant before spending more than $100,000 (£80,000) on the IVF, or in vitro fertilisation, including medication, laboratory fees, travel and other costs." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted July 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Toast said: We really ought to have a dedicated thread for annoying new idioms and general modern misuse of language. Take this report on the BBC website (my bold): "An Asian couple who tried to conceive through IVF has claimed that a mix-up at a California fertility clinic left them pregnant with the wrong children. A lawsuit filed by the couple in New York states that the couple was shocked to give birth to two boys who were not of Asian descent, US media reported. The lawsuit says DNA tests confirmed the children were not related to the couple and they relinquished custody. The fertility clinic has not commented on the allegations. The couple - identified in the lawsuit only as AP and YZ to minimise the "embarrassment and humiliation" - say they tried for years to get pregnant before spending more than $100,000 (£80,000) on the IVF, or in vitro fertilisation, including medication, laboratory fees, travel and other costs." Sorry what was wrong with it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted July 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, Toast said: We really ought to have a dedicated thread for annoying new idioms and general modern misuse of language. We have one. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,407 Posted August 28, 2019 Clearly designed by a right-handed elitist. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted August 28, 2019 On 08/07/2019 at 17:59, Toast said: We really ought to have a dedicated thread for annoying new idioms and general modern misuse of language. Take this report on the BBC website (my bold): "An Asian couple who tried to conceive through IVF has claimed that a mix-up at a California fertility clinic left them pregnant with the wrong children. A lawsuit filed by the couple in New York states that the couple was shocked to give birth to two boys who were not of Asian descent, US media reported. The lawsuit says DNA tests confirmed the children were not related to the couple and they relinquished custody. The fertility clinic has not commented on the allegations. The couple - identified in the lawsuit only as AP and YZ to minimise the "embarrassment and humiliation" - say they tried for years to get pregnant before spending more than $100,000 (£80,000) on the IVF, or in vitro fertilisation, including medication, laboratory fees, travel and other costs." I've a vague recollection of LFN starting a thread on this subject years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted August 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, Deathray said: I've a vague recollection of LFN starting a thread on this subject years ago. see Cat's post two back. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted November 6, 2019 Nectar, and they can take Sainsburys with them. Recently Nectar fucked up relaunched their website and their app, with the result that I, along with many others, found myself unable to log in to either. "Sorry, we're having a problem registering your card at the moment" "Oops, looks like there's a problem. It's not you, it's us" Followed by invitations to ring their friendly helpline, etc etc. I've been trying for FIVE FUCKING WEEKS to get this sorted out, because Sainsburys are about to have their annual DoubleUp promotion in which Nectar points are worth double their face value. And unlike previous years, you can't swap your Nectar points for the necessary vouchers in store this time. Only online. And I can't get online. After many many conversations with their friendly but useless staff - on the helpline, the chatline, and Facebook - all telling me that "the IT team are working on the problem and will be in touch" (they never did) - plus a trip into Sainsburys which got me nowhere, plus emails to Sainsburys which only elicit stock replies proving the emails weren't read (seriously, the whole thing could be solved by issuing vouchers instore to those people who are having problems getting online) .... I HAD AN IDEA "If I applied for another card," I asked, "Is it possible to transfer the points from the old card?" "Oh yes, no problem", came the reply. So those morons have been sitting on this simple solution for weeks while people have been tearing their hair out in frustration. Because that worked. Just got to hope nothing else goes wrong before I can cash in my points next week. After that it'll be to Nectar and Sainsburys. I've lost the will to live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted November 6, 2019 18 minutes ago, Toast said: Nectar, and they can take Sainsburys with them. Recently Nectar fucked up relaunched their website and their app, with the result that I, along with many others, found myself unable to log in to either. "Sorry, we're having a problem registering your card at the moment" "Oops, looks like there's a problem. It's not you, it's us" Followed by invitations to ring their friendly helpline, etc etc. I've been trying for FIVE FUCKING WEEKS to get this sorted out, because Sainsburys are about to have their annual DoubleUp promotion in which Nectar points are worth double their face value. And unlike previous years, you can't swap your Nectar points for the necessary vouchers in store this time. Only online. And I can't get online. After many many conversations with their friendly but useless staff - on the helpline, the chatline, and Facebook - all telling me that "the IT team are working on the problem and will be in touch" (they never did) - plus a trip into Sainsburys which got me nowhere, plus emails to Sainsburys which only elicit stock replies proving the emails weren't read (seriously, the whole thing could be solved by issuing vouchers instore to those people who are having problems getting online) .... I HAD AN IDEA "If I applied for another card," I asked, "Is it possible to transfer the points from the old card?" "Oh yes, no problem", came the reply. So those morons have been sitting on this simple solution for weeks while people have been tearing their hair out in frustration. Because that worked. Just got to hope nothing else goes wrong before I can cash in my points next week. After that it'll be to Nectar and Sainsburys. I've lost the will to live. Mine works. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,130 Posted December 10, 2019 Fucking Amazon punters. I posted a question clearly addressed to the seller of an item. I asked why they warned against using the item in a particular circumstance, because if there's a really really good reason then it won't be suitable for my requirements. I suspect there isn't. (This seller is on the ball as they reply to every question and every review, so I wasn't shouting into the dark. ) So far three dumb cunts have replied saying wtte "I don't know why they say that, but perhaps blah blah blah." WHY WHY WHY do people respond to these questions when they don't know the answer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 3, 2020 The fact people can’t just sit down and enjoy a film these days. i have not yet seen the latest Star Wars films yet I see the super fans have decided to point out all the failures of plot holes etc. Just like the end of Games of Thones and all those wankers who complained endlessly about character arcs. Its all fucking fiction. There was dragons, resurrections and magic! Just enjoy it! PS. I will accept Clone Wars was shite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 3, 2020 38 minutes ago, Windsor said: The fact people can’t just sit down and enjoy a film these days. i have not yet seen the latest Star Wars films yet I see the super fans have decided to point out all the failures of plot holes etc. Just like the end of Games of Thones and all those wankers who complained endlessly about character arcs. Its all fucking fiction. There was dragons, resurrections and magic! Just enjoy it! PS. I will accept Clone Wars was shite. There better not have been dragons, resurrection and magic in the latest star wars as that would be pissing on the canon from a great height (haven't fixed an appointment with the cinema yet). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
