Suicidal Celebs

[paulh85 101]

 

 

Randy Meisner, former band member of the iconic group the Eagles, is currently on a 72 hours psychiatric hold and suicide watch – following the shocking death of his wife Lana Meisner. According to a report from TMZ, the cops checked Randy in to a mental hospital after the Eagles guitarist expressed that he wanted to kill himself – and was clearly suicidal. Law enforcement told TMZ that Meisner was “distraught and unstable.”

 

Is this fuckin real?? Two Eagles in three months? Could be....

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I Cant Tell You Why, but i have a Peacful, Easy Feeling that hes going to be ok

 

 

They're only going to watch him for 72 hours. What happens after that?

 

 

 

then he will take it easy

[Youwanticewiththat 611]

Tis a pity he's desperado, perhaps he'll have further Heartache Tonight? 72hrs isn't long enough with his criminal records.

[Scraggy Taters 290]

One of these nights, he'll take it to the limit & erm, top himself.

 

 

(I'll get me coat....)

[Toast 16,139]

One of these nights, he'll take it to the limit & erm, top himself.

 

 

(I'll get me coat....)

 

That'd be the last resort.

 

 

(I know, he'd left before then)

[Sir Creep 7,070]

I think it's worth keeping an eye on former Speaker of the US House, Dennis Hastert, 73. He's just been indicted for trying to cover up payments "to conceal past misconducts":

 

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/may/28/former-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-indicted

 

He was a teacher and wrestling coach and well, the rumour is that "past misconducts" means pedophile activities. He made these payments to somebody who claimed that the previous payments were not sufficient, i.e. Mr. Hastert was being blackmailed and it must have been something bad enough to hide even after his political career was already over. He lied to the FBI trying to explain what exactly the money was for. For his lies and his attempt to circumvent banking laws by dividing the big payment into several smaller ones, he faces up to 5 years in prison.

Edit: About Aaron Schock, I don't know whether he has actually returned into the public eye yet. But it's looking worse for him, too.

 

Trying to get outta prison on the tried and tested 'medical sympathy' method. "My client nearly died and is in poor health".

Unlike the judges in other profile cases (e.g. Lynne Stewart), this judge is asking the attorney to bring some medical records to back up his claims.

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[gcreptile 10,970]

In 2009, billionaire businessman Finn Caspersen killed himself with a shot in the head after his tax evasion was revealed. Now his son Andrew Caspersen, also a businessman, has been charged with fraud:

 

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/29/like-father-like-son-caspsersen-familys-double-downfalls.html

 

He needs mental healthcare and supposedly has problems with alcohol.

[YoungWillz 21,044]

I think it's worth keeping an eye on former Speaker of the US House, Dennis Hastert, 73. He's just been indicted for trying to cover up payments "to conceal past misconducts":

 

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/may/28/former-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-indicted

 

He was a teacher and wrestling coach and well, the rumour is that "past misconducts" means pedophile activities. He made these payments to somebody who claimed that the previous payments were not sufficient, i.e. Mr. Hastert was being blackmailed and it must have been something bad enough to hide even after his political career was already over. He lied to the FBI trying to explain what exactly the money was for. For his lies and his attempt to circumvent banking laws by dividing the big payment into several smaller ones, he faces up to 5 years in prison.

Edit: About Aaron Schock, I don't know whether he has actually returned into the public eye yet. But it's looking worse for him, too.

 

More Hastert revelations - due to be sentenced at the end of the month (assuming the Earth hasn't been charred into space coal by then): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3528306/Disgraced-ex-House-Speaker-Dennis-Hastert-accused-sexual-abuse-FOUR-boys-including-one-paid-1-7million-hush-money.html

[Sir Creep 7,070]

"Bourbon Suicide" woulda been a better headline. Also a GREAT name for a band!

 

Former Kansas Jayhawks football halfback Brandon Bourbon, 24, was found dead Friday. Bourbon’s death was ruled a suicide. A missing-persons report was filed on April 2.
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[Sir Creep 7,070]

Sarah Kershaw, a former reporter for The New York Times who covered real estate, the Pacific Northwest and New York City schools, died on Monday at her home in Sosúa, a beach town in the Dominican Republic. She was 49.

She was found with a plastic bag tied over her head and pill bottles beside her, said Osvaldo Bonilla, a prosecutor for the province of Puerto Plata, who is investigating her death.

Officials are awaiting the results of toxicology tests before determining the cause of death, but Ms. Kershaw told friends that she planned to end her life because she suffered from a debilitating illness, Mr. Bonilla said.

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http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/02/27/business/media/sarah-kershaw-former-times-reporter-dies-at-49.html?_r=0&referer=http://r.search.yahoo.com/RV=1/RE=1462243585/RB=/RO=8/RU=http%3a%2f%2fwww.nytimes.com%2f2016%2f02%2f27%2fbusiness%2fmedia%2fsarah-kershaw-former-times-reporter-dies-at-49.html/RS=%5EADAqgyPWMKC3Xxm2yLiHeZuE5nZSb4-

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Looks like either Sir Creep is the only one intelligent enough to post suicides in a suicide thread, OR.....the only one finding suicide articles. Yeah, well it's not the latter.

Former Bellator and WEC mixed martial artist Blas Avena was found dead at the age of 32 in his Las Vegas apartment just before noon PT on Wednesday. The Las Vegas Metro Police Department is investigating it as a suicide.
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[time 8,599]

Looks like either Sir Creep is the only one intelligent enough to post suicides in a suicide thread, OR.....the only one finding suicide articles. Yeah, well it's not the latter.

 

Former Bellator and WEC mixed martial artist Blas Avena was found dead at the age of 32 in his Las Vegas apartment just before noon PT on Wednesday. The Las Vegas Metro Police Department is investigating it as a suicide.

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OR... the only one finding these particular suicides noteworthy.

[time 8,599]

"Bourbon Suicide" woulda been a better headline. Also a GREAT name for a band!

 

Former Kansas Jayhawks football halfback Brandon Bourbon, 24, was found dead Friday. Bourbon’s death was ruled a suicide. A missing-persons report was filed on April 2.

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Also a great evening out!

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

Looks like either Sir Creep is the only one intelligent enough to post suicides in a suicide thread, OR.....the only one finding suicide articles. Yeah, well it's not the latter.

Former Bellator and WEC mixed martial artist Blas Avena was found dead at the age of 32 in his Las Vegas apartment just before noon PT on Wednesday. The Las Vegas Metro Police Department is investigating it as a suicide.

SC[/quotehttp://www.webmd.com/brain/brain-hemorrhage-bleeding-causes-symptoms-treatmentsI think you need to look at this.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

 

Looks like either Sir Creep is the only one intelligent enough to post suicides in a suicide thread, OR.....the only one finding suicide articles. Yeah, well it's not the latter.

Former Bellator and WEC mixed martial artist Blas Avena was found dead at the age of 32 in his Las Vegas apartment just before noon PT on Wednesday. The Las Vegas Metro Police Department is investigating it as a suicide.

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OR... the only one finding these particular suicides noteworthy.

Nonsense. I come across at least 3-4 suicides a week, and you can see how often I post them. 95% are not noteworthy. Suggesting the one I posted presently isn't skews logic

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[Sir Creep 7,070]

Martin Senn, the Zurich Insurance Group AG chief executive officer who stepped down in a December reshuffle, has committed suicide, the company said in a statement on Monday. He was 59. The family informed Zurich Insurance that Senn had taken his own life on Friday, according to the statement. Senn was found in his holiday house in Klosters, a Swiss ski resort.

 

Sounds like a fine way to go if you ask me.

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http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-30/martin-senn-former-zurich-insurance-ceo-dies-at-59

[gcreptile 10,970]

Transgender whistleblower Chelsea Manning attempts suicide:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/06/chelsea-manning-reportedly-hospitalised-after-attempting-suicide/

[Book 3,556]

Maybe Oscar Pistorius, who is hospitalised because of "minor" injuries...

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-37002296

[Toast 16,139]

Maybe Oscar Pistorius, who is hospitalised because of "minor" injuries...

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-37002296

 

No. This c unt is a manipulator. He should take the advice of his erstwhile sponsors and "just do it". He won't though. He's a coward and a narcissist.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

 

 

Maybe Oscar Pistorius, who is hospitalised because of "minor" injuries...

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-37002296

No. This c unt is a manipulator. He should take the advice of his erstwhile sponsors and "just do it". He won't though. He's a coward and a narcissist.

When I said to the old man 'ooo Oscar Pistorius has tried to off himself' he said 'I bet he didn't try and hang himself with his shoelaces'.

[Dead Wait 1,129]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3728011/Fears-boxing-legend-Ricky-Hatton-sent-desperate-message-fans-saying-left-online-meltdown.html

 

Ricky Hatton?

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,324]

 

 

Maybe Oscar Pistorius, who is hospitalised because of "minor" injuries...

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-37002296

No. This c unt is a manipulator. He should take the advice of his erstwhile sponsors and "just do it". He won't though. He's a coward and a narcissist.

When I said to the old man 'ooo Oscar Pistorius has tried to off himself' he said 'I bet he didn't try and hang himself with his shoelaces'.

 

He apparently tried to slash his wrists. If he's not careful, he will end up handless as well as legless.

[maryportfuncity 10,646]

 

 

 

Maybe Oscar Pistorius, who is hospitalised because of "minor" injuries...

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-37002296

No. This c unt is a manipulator. He should take the advice of his erstwhile sponsors and "just do it". He won't though. He's a coward and a narcissist.

When I said to the old man 'ooo Oscar Pistorius has tried to off himself' he said 'I bet he didn't try and hang himself with his shoelaces'.

 

He apparently tried to slash his wrists. If he's not careful, he will end up handless as well as legless.

 

 

 

Completely stumped, then!

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Lisa Lynn Masters has reportedly been found dead inside her room at the Nuevo Mundo hotel in Lima on Tuesday, according to Peru21.

According to the news site, the actress, 52, was found inside the closet of her room after she had hanged herself with her skirt. Officials, who said had been struggling with depression, found anti-depressants in her hotel room.

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http://people.com/celebrity/lisa-lynn-masters-unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-svu-actress-suicide-report/

 

Oh I'm sure it's posted---but if it ain't HERE it's like it never happened.

[gcreptile 10,970]

Chelsea Manning receives Obama's pardon:

 

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/president-obama-commutes-chelsea-manning-prison-sentence

[Thatcher 2,411]

Chelsea Manning receives Obama's pardon:

 

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/president-obama-commutes-chelsea-manning-prison-sentence

If she is still suicidal and gets anywhere near the amount of 'traitor' style abuse you might expect, I doubt she'd last the year.