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Posted 07 December 2016 - 08:29 PM

Is he dead yet?


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The first to ask "Is he dead yet?" about Castro Forsyth...............ignore piss poor imitators. :D

 

Hartlepool Deadlypool 2017

 

Olivia De Havilland

Carol Channing

Kirk Douglas

Bruce Forsyth

Clifton James

Clive King

Martin Peters

Glynnis Johns

Brian Matthew

John Noakes

 

Subs: Sean Connery, George Cohen

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 07 December 2016 - 09:35 PM

Is he dead yet?

yes!
2016: 13/50
2017: 2/50

Morbid kids crypt of terror 2017
1. King Michael. 2. Billy Graham. 3. Mario Soares 1922-2017. 4. Olivia de Havilland. 5. Gord Downey. 6. Stefan Karl Stefansson. 7. Colin Meads. 8. Leah Blackwell. 9. Luke Halquinn. 10. Gay Byrne. 11. Sara Cowards . 12. Peter sailes. 13. Glen Campbell. 14. Jimmy Carter. 15. Helmut Kohl. 16. Jacques Chirac. 17. John Wetton. 18. Javier de cullar. 19. Ian Brady. 20. Liz Dawn. 21. Anthony Booth. 22. Yoko ono. 23. Robert Mugabe. 24. Hosni Mubarak. 25. Nobby stiles. 26. Ray Wilson. 27. Douglas Hurd. 28. Steve Summers. 29. Walter Mondale. 30. Gregg Alman. 31. Joanne Woodward. 32. Sidney Poitier. 33. Ian St John. 34. Mel brooks.
35. Clifton James. 36. Jimmy Snuka 1943-2017. 37. Valerie Harper. 38. Erroll Christie. 39. David Rockefeller. 40. Summer Redstone. 41. John Hurt. 42. George Bush snr. 43. Betty white. 44. Hugh Hefner. 45. Fats Domino. 46. Don Rickles. 47. Desmond Tutu. 48. John Newman. 49. Peter Skellern. 50. Bart star.

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 09:37 PM

Is he dead yet?

yes!

Great. Show me the evidence.

DDP Team list: 1) Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, 2) Alan Aspin, 3) Tony Booth, 4) Ian Brady, 5) Glen Campbell, 6) Errol Christie, 7) Sara Coward, 8) Rick Davies, 9) Gord Downie, 10) Greg Gilbert, 11) Heidi Loughlin, 12) Tracy McGiffin, 13) Colin Meads, 14) Simon Ricketts, 15) Mark Sims, 16) Peter Skellern, 17) Stefan Karl Stefansson, 18) Ben Suisala (j), 19) Joost van der Westhuizen, 20) John Wetton (0/20)

 

Other DP Team List:10/10: 1) Kirk Douglas 2) Peter Carrington 3) Billy Graham 4) Roberta McCain 5) Herman Wouk 6) Lupita Tovar 7) Zsa Zsa Gabor 8) Irwin Corey  9) Olivia De Haviland 10) Huston Smith (2/10) UHCDP: 1. Joost van der Westhuzien 2. Paul Gasgione 3. Hugh Jackman 4. Lindsay Lohan 5.Daisy Berkowitz 6. Lil Wayne 7. Shannen Doherty 8. Amy Robach 9. Anthony Anderson (actor) 10. Nick Cannon 11. Rowena Kincaid  12. Stefan Karl Stefansson 13. Fernando Ricksen 14. Marion Civosky 15. Gino Odjick 16. Kristin Hollega 17. John Bain 18. Rick Astley 19. Pete Frates 20. Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi (1/20) Gen X: 1. Errol Christie 2. Gord Downie 3. Leah Bracknell 4. Joost van der Westhuizen 5. Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi 6. Fernando Ricksen 7. Paul Gascoigne 8. Daisy Berkowitz 9. Shannen Doherty 10. Pete Doherty 11. Marion Civosky 12. Gino Odjick 13. Kanye West 14. Jason Becker 15. Stefan Karl Stefansson 16. Ian 'Paedophile' Watkins 17. Helen Fawkes 18. Daniella Westbrook 19. Michael Schumacher 20. Michael J Fox (0/20) Generation Game: G.I. Generation: 1. King Michael of Romania 2. Kirk Douglas 3. Peter Sallis 4 George H. W. Bush 5. Reverend Billy Graham 6. Norman Lloyd 7. Robert Mugabe 8. Denis Norden 9. Geoffrey Bayldon 10. Irwin Corey 11. Vera Lynn 12. Jimmy Carter 13. Roberta McCain 14. Zhou Youguang 15. Yisreal Kristal 16. Sumner Redstone 17. Yasuhiro Nakasone 18. Lord Peter Carrington 19. Claire Holllingworth 20. Bessie Cam Silent Generation: 1. Glen Campbell 2. Fidel Castro 3. Tony Booth 4. Bruce Forsyth 5. Nobby Stiles 6. John Noakes 7. Don Rickles 8. Ian St. John 9. Jimmy Greaves 10. Jacques Chirac 11. Desmond Tutu 12. Helmut Kohl 13. Pope Benedict 14. Hosni Murbarak 15. Valerie Harper 16. Clive James 17. Bruce Langhorne 18. Jerry Lewis 19. Colin Meads 20. Barbara Bush Baby Boomers: 1. John Wetton 2. AA Gill 3. Piers Sellers 4. Craig Sager 5. Donald Trump 6. Martin Peters 7. Rick Davies 8. Bill Clinton 9. Superstar Billy Graham 10. Colin Baker 11. Gregg Allman 12. Tim Curry 13. Val Kilmer 14. Iggy Pop 15. Freddie Starr 16. Sharon Rockefeller 17. Luke Halpin 18. Linda Ronstadt 19. David Gilmour 20. Van Morrison (4/60) AVALDP: Billy Graham (0/1)


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Posted 07 December 2016 - 09:50 PM

Is he dead yet?

yes!

Great. Show me the evidence.
I said so therefore he is dead.
2016: 13/50
2017: 2/50

Morbid kids crypt of terror 2017
1. King Michael. 2. Billy Graham. 3. Mario Soares 1922-2017. 4. Olivia de Havilland. 5. Gord Downey. 6. Stefan Karl Stefansson. 7. Colin Meads. 8. Leah Blackwell. 9. Luke Halquinn. 10. Gay Byrne. 11. Sara Cowards . 12. Peter sailes. 13. Glen Campbell. 14. Jimmy Carter. 15. Helmut Kohl. 16. Jacques Chirac. 17. John Wetton. 18. Javier de cullar. 19. Ian Brady. 20. Liz Dawn. 21. Anthony Booth. 22. Yoko ono. 23. Robert Mugabe. 24. Hosni Mubarak. 25. Nobby stiles. 26. Ray Wilson. 27. Douglas Hurd. 28. Steve Summers. 29. Walter Mondale. 30. Gregg Alman. 31. Joanne Woodward. 32. Sidney Poitier. 33. Ian St John. 34. Mel brooks.
35. Clifton James. 36. Jimmy Snuka 1943-2017. 37. Valerie Harper. 38. Erroll Christie. 39. David Rockefeller. 40. Summer Redstone. 41. John Hurt. 42. George Bush snr. 43. Betty white. 44. Hugh Hefner. 45. Fats Domino. 46. Don Rickles. 47. Desmond Tutu. 48. John Newman. 49. Peter Skellern. 50. Bart star.

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Posted 14 December 2016 - 11:46 AM

Four most asked "how is" questions on Google UK this year:

 

  1. How is chocolate made?
  2. How is Bruce Forsyth?
  3. How is glass made?
  4. How is cheese made?

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Posted 14 December 2016 - 12:06 PM

Brucie would be more upset if he was in the top 4 'Who is?' list.


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Posted 14 December 2016 - 12:11 PM

Looks like the odd one out - How is Bruce Forsyth made?

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Posted 14 December 2016 - 01:00 PM

OK now answer the question Why is Bruce Forsyth?
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Posted 14 December 2016 - 02:05 PM

Brucie would be more upset if he was in the top 4 'Who is?' list.

More upset to be on the who was....
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..be happy with our friends, in harmony with the world, and earn our happiness by following a path which nevertheless leads to death

 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 10:11 AM

 

Four most asked "how is" questions on Google UK this year:

 

  1. How is chocolate made?
  2. How is Bruce Forsyth?
  3. How is glass made?
  4. How is cheese made?

 

Make that 1. How is Michael Buble son? 

 

Also, Honey G is top on the who is list which is fairly amusing. Maybe she should go on the deathlist next year  :skull:



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Posted 19 December 2016 - 10:53 AM

 

Four most asked "how is" questions on Google UK this year:

 

  1. How is chocolate made?
  2. How is Bruce Forsyth?
  3. How is glass made?
  4. How is cheese made?

 

Combine 1,3 & 4 and that is How is Bruce Forsyth made..


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Posted 19 December 2016 - 07:53 PM

Make that 1. How is Michael Buble son? 

I'm glad that none of the major deadpools here allow minors on their lists. I really hope the kid will be alright, but either way, I'd not speculate on his health.

Bruce, on the other hand, might be frail or even just a mere shadow of his former self, but he still has a long, full, successful career behind him.

(I'm not convinced that he's suffering from a terminal condition, but there's no reason to remove him from the list.)

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Posted 28 December 2016 - 12:37 AM

Make that 1. How is Michael Buble son?

I'm glad that none of the major deadpools here allow minors on their lists. I really hope the kid will be alright, but either way, I'd not speculate on his health.
Bruce, on the other hand, might be frail or even just a mere shadow of his former self, but he still has a long, full, successful career behind him.
(I'm not convinced that he's suffering from a terminal condition, but there's no reason to remove him from the list.)

Hang on for another 10 years and he'll be the next Clive Dunn.

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Posted 28 December 2016 - 07:25 PM

Is he dead yet?


The first to ask "Is he dead yet?" about Castro Forsyth...............ignore piss poor imitators. :D

 

Hartlepool Deadlypool 2017

 

Olivia De Havilland

Carol Channing

Kirk Douglas

Bruce Forsyth

Clifton James

Clive King

Martin Peters

Glynnis Johns

Brian Matthew

John Noakes

 

Subs: Sean Connery, George Cohen

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 28 December 2016 - 07:47 PM

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Here we are, children.
Come and get your lollipops.
Lollipops.
Come along, my little ones.
Lollipops.
Ice cream. Chocolate.
All free today.

 

 

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Posted 28 December 2016 - 08:34 PM

He'll want to see in the New Year (I hope).


..be happy with our friends, in harmony with the world, and earn our happiness by following a path which nevertheless leads to death

 

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Posted 28 December 2016 - 08:48 PM

[quote name="GossipGabe" post="285532" timestamp="1482177203"][quote name="oohlala111" post="285427" timestamp="1482142278"]

(I'm not convinced that he's suffering from a terminal condition, but there's no reason to remove him from the list.)[/quote]

Does baldness not count?

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Posted 28 December 2016 - 08:51 PM

[quote name="JR976evil" post="287431" timestamp="1482958124"][quote name="GossipGabe" post="285532" timestamp="1482177203"][quote name="oohlala111" post="285427" timestamp="1482142278"]
(I'm not convinced that he's suffering from a terminal condition, but there's no reason to remove him from the list.)[/quote]

Does baldness not count?[/quote]

I'm knackered then
Life's too short

My picks for 2017:
1) Bruce Forsyth 2) billy Graham 3) John Noakes 4) Ray Wilson 5) Cliff Lazerenko 6) Mary Tyler Moore 7) Brian Wilson 8) Tony Booth 9) Brian Cant 10) King Michael of Romania 11) Olivia de Havilland 12) Freddie Starr 13) Prince Philip 14) Michael Schumacher 15) Kirk Douglas 16) Doug Insole 17) Jimmy Greaves 18) Stephen Hawking 19) Prunella Scales 20) J Van Der Westhuizen 21) Mel Brooks 22) Jimmy Snuka DIED 15/1/17 23) Pierre Cardin 24) Bill Oddie 25) Sandy Gall 26) Martin McGuiness 27) Murray Walker 28) Stuart Hall 29) Rolf Harris 30) Rick Wakeman 31) Doris Day 32) Clint Eastwood 33) George HW Bush 34) Jimmy Carter 35)Clare Hollingworth DIED 10/1/17. 36) Bob Hawke 37) Thelma Barlow 38) Nicholas Parsons 39) Glenn Campbell 40) Errol Christie 41) Ian Brady 42) Helmut Kohl 43) Dickie Bird 44) TerryJones 45) Richard Wilson 46) Vera Lynn 47)Charles Manson 48)Robbie Coltrane 49) WilliamShatner 50) Mikhail Gorbachev

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Posted 03 January 2017 - 04:00 AM

Surprised he is not higher on the list,since it's possible he is Fawked.


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Theme teams
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17.Michael White 18.Hideo Miyazaki 19.Jonas Mekas 20.Burt Pugach

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Joker Joey Feek 2.Kris Travis 3.Rudy Boesch 4.Lina Wertmuller 5.Jackie Stallone 6.Valerie Harper 7.Cloris Leachman 8.Jerry MacDonald 9.Pat Patterson  10.Boutros Boutros Ghali 11.Geoffrey Palmer 12.Mary Berry 13.George H. Ross 14.Caroline Aherne 15.Heloisa Pinheiro 16.Vera Lynn 17.Esther Jenner 18.Mitzi Shore 19.Big Ang
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