maryportfuncity 10,655 Posted March 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Yeah, I mean this is Deathlist. If you want happy clappy go and find Mumsnet or something. Now there's an idea - does anyone hereabouts actually visit mumsnet as well. I'll tell you for free - I don't Even the Voice of Young Maryport is well past needing childcare now 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, maryportfuncity said: Now there's an idea - does anyone hereabouts actually visit mumsnet as well. I'll tell you for free - I don't Even the Voice of Young Maryport is well past needing childcare now Maybe we need to send in Lardy and Toast in some sort of undercover operation, mission to be decided. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,655 Posted March 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Maybe we need to send in Lardy and Toast in some sort of undercover operation, mission to be decided. Have you seen Lardy's blog She'd wake up the happy clappy crowd over there 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted March 7, 2017 Just now, maryportfuncity said: Have you seen Lardy's blog She'd wake up the happy clappy crowd over there I have, its essential reading!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,150 Posted March 7, 2017 I do look in on Mumsnet occasionally for entertainment purposes, and it is not like you think. Not all of it anyway. There are sections on there that are not for the faint-hearted. It was someone on here who pointed me towards it a long time ago. Possibly Boudicca, it was a long-standing female deathlister anyway. Try "Mumsnet Classics" for a taster. https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics "Am I Being Unreasonable" section can also be an interesting read. The "happy clappy" stuff is more to be found on Netmums, which is quite a contrast to Mumsnet. There they all call each other "hun" and give everyone lots of (((((((hugz))))))) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted March 7, 2017 26 minutes ago, Toast said: I do look in on Mumsnet occasionally for entertainment purposes, and it is not like you think. Not all of it anyway. There are sections on there that are not for the faint-hearted. It was someone on here who pointed me towards it a long time ago. Possibly Boudicca, it was a long-standing female deathlister anyway. Try "Mumsnet Classics" for a taster. https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics "Am I Being Unreasonable" section can also be an interesting read. The "happy clappy" stuff is more to be found on Netmums, which is quite a contrast to Mumsnet. There they all call each other "hun" and give everyone lots of (((((((hugz))))))) Middle class whinging, eurgh no thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted April 23, 2017 Is he dead yet? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathtreat23 189 Posted April 23, 2017 Nope we're still waiting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathtreat23 189 Posted May 12, 2017 And it looks the wait is gonna be longer than we thought. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3547886/bruce-forsyth-is-back-on-his-feet-after-making-miraculous-recovery-from-chest-infection/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,957 Posted May 12, 2017 He deserves to see his 90th birthday. Great man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,655 Posted May 12, 2017 They're waiting for the hot weather to "take him out" - tabloid photographers and form studying opportunities sure to follow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,150 Posted May 12, 2017 That'll probably be another long wait then. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted May 31, 2017 https://www.list.co.uk/article/91738-sir-bruce-forsyths-wife-to-joins-strictly-come-dancing/ His wife joins strictly come dancing and admits that Bruce still watches the show regularly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted May 31, 2017 On 12/05/2017 at 17:42, maryportfuncity said: They're waiting for the hot weather to "take him out" - tabloid photographers and form studying opportunities sure to follow Sadly I fear the next heat he will endure is the crematorium... 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted June 1, 2017 http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/sir-bruce-forsyths-wife-thanks-13121424 Makes visit with his wife to hospital where he stayed back in March. Seems like Wilnelia did all the talking but it's becoming more apparent that Bruce is active and fully recovered. He should last until 2018. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted June 2, 2017 Reading the article I don't think Bruce was there only Wilnelia so no question marks removed for me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,150 Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Grim Up North said: Reading the article I don't think Bruce was there only Wilnelia so no question marks removed for me. You're right, there's nothing in that article to suggest he went. Surely he would have been the one to unveil the plaque if so. No photos of him either. He wasn't there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObakeFilter 908 Posted June 8, 2017 Absent from yesterday's memorial service for Ronnie Corbett. http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/1093921/bruce-forsyth-misses-late-friend-ronnie-corbetts-memorial-service Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fergie86 376 Posted June 8, 2017 13 minutes ago, ObakeFilter said: Absent from yesterday's memorial service for Ronnie Corbett. http://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/1093921/bruce-forsyth-misses-late-friend-ronnie-corbetts-memorial-service Doubt we will ever see Bruce out in public again to be honest, he is pushing 90 and hasn't been seen since October 2015 i think, obviously more ill than they are letting on, wouldn't be surprised if he died just before or just after his 90th next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted June 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Fergie86 said: Doubt we will ever see Bruce out in public again to be honest, he is pushing 90 and hasn't been seen since October 2015 i think, obviously more ill than they are letting on, wouldn't be surprised if he died just before or just after his 90th next year. I am of the opposite opinion. If his wife is looking to do Strictly I think he will make it till next year. Otherwise awkward... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted June 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: I am of the opposite opinion. If his wife is looking to do Strictly I think he will make it till next year. Otherwise awkward... Yeah but you dont stop living just because somebody MIGHT die. Bruce is now retired, he is probably wheelchair bound and quite frail. That doesnt mean he is about to die, it just means that he is an old fella. His wife must carry on regardless or summat. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted June 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Fergie86 said: Doubt we will ever see Bruce out in public again to be honest, he is pushing 90 and hasn't been seen since October 2015 i think, obviously more ill than they are letting on, wouldn't be surprised if he died just before or just after his 90th next year. I'll probably die either before or after my 90th too. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted June 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said: I'll probably die either before or after my 90th too. You never know. You could potentially die on your 90th birthday. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted June 9, 2017 19 hours ago, Fergie86 said: Doubt we will ever see Bruce out in public again to be honest, he is pushing 90 and hasn't been seen since October 2015 i think, obviously more ill than they are letting on, wouldn't be surprised if he died just before or just after his 90th next year. At this rate he'll fucking see my 90th. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 861 Posted June 9, 2017 Don't forget he's "in charge" of his own destiny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
