Death Impends 8,008 Posted October 29, 2017 Just now, Lard Bazaar said: Out of interest, which was the 'unnatural causes' hit? John Nash in 2015. Died in a car crash. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,487 Posted October 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, Death Impends said: John Nash in 2015. Died in a car crash. Botha died of a heart attack. Unnatural for a man without a heart to die of one... 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 718 Posted October 30, 2017 Well, if you want to get technical (and medical) about this, so far out of this year's Deathlist, only Fats Domino and Hugh Hefner have died of "natural causes". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,487 Posted October 30, 2017 Everyone dies the same way: short of breath. Can't mind who on here once said that was a relatives catchphrase, but I've nicked it extensively since... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted October 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Death Impends said: John Nash in 2015. Died in a car crash. Ah, thank you. 3 hours ago, msc said: Everyone dies the same way: short of breath. Can't mind who on here once said that was a relatives catchphrase, but I've nicked it extensively since... We say it in our house, I also manage to piss the other half off by telling him that Henry VIII is dead on a near daily basis. Falls for it every time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Goldblum 0 Posted November 6, 2017 http://www.borsonline.hu/celeb/nem-semmi-101-eves-lesz-kirk-douglas/142442 101 years old record for this man 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 718 Posted November 13, 2017 He doesn't look too bad, Catherine looks stunning, and I don't know what's going on in that last picture (although the word "swap" comes to mind). 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted November 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Life Is Beautiful said: He doesn't look too bad, Catherine looks stunning, and I don't know what's going on in that last picture (although the word "swap" comes to mind). Why get a sugar daddy when you can have a sugar granddaddy:p 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomTomTelekom 3,728 Posted November 13, 2017 I think on the last pic right side, Michael wants to kiss the granny on the mouth as well? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadpool 166 Posted November 13, 2017 Womanizer until the end Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,548 Posted November 13, 2017 12 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said: He doesn't look too bad, Catherine looks stunning, and I don't know what's going on in that last picture (although the word "swap" comes to mind). lol @ the idea Kirk Douglas has consensual sex 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 718 Posted November 13, 2017 3 hours ago, TomTomTelekom said: I think on the last pic right side, Michael wants to kiss the granny on the mouth as well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 718 Posted November 15, 2017 BREAKING NEWS: Another actress steps forward to accuse Kirk Douglas of sexual assault. "It was horrible", said Ms. Zeta-Jones, 48. "For some reason, he insisted that I call him (sugargrandaddy), and kept yelling (I'm Spartacus! I'm Spartacus!) after it was all over.", added the Welsh thespian. Never underestimate the imagination of tabloids. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,314 Posted December 2, 2017 On 11/13/2017 at 01:00, Life Is Beautiful said: He doesn't look too bad, Catherine looks stunning, and I don't know what's going on in that last picture (although the word "swap" comes to mind). Might be interesting to have a father-son death event around Christmas with Kirk and Michael. Similar to the Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher situation that happened in 2016. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 718 Posted December 6, 2017 Visited by some old British actress or something. He couldn't attend the Kirk Douglas Award for Excellence in Film at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, so the winner came to see him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted December 6, 2017 Where's his other hand? Touch of the George HW's going on? (touch being the word obviously!) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,090 Posted December 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Life Is Beautiful said: Visited by some old British actress or something. He couldn't attend the Kirk Douglas Award for Excellence in Film at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, so the winner came to see him. Some old actress??!! That is no way to talk about the wonderful Dame Judi Dench. Though she is knocking on a bit these days but healthy with it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,076 Posted December 6, 2017 38 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: Some old actress??!! That is no way to talk about the wonderful Dame Judi Dench. Though she is knocking on a bit these days but healthy with it. She has some problems with her sight, which is failing a bit. Misjudge those stairs and.... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted December 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said: Visited by some old British actress or something. He couldn't attend the Kirk Douglas Award for Excellence in Film at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, so the winner came to see him. O Gawd Kirk = remove the hand and slither away from The Dench. If I can't see both there's a court case in the offing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JQW 283 Posted December 7, 2017 I've just seen a post on my Facebook feed indicating that he's died, shared by an LA based journalist acquaintance of mine. Can't vouch for the post's veracity at present. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JQW 283 Posted December 7, 2017 Sorry - it now seems to be yet another hoax. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,156 Posted December 7, 2017 Wasn't there a Johnny Hallyday death hoax just before he snuffed it? so you never know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 718 Posted December 8, 2017 It's all around Twitter now, but it IS a hoax Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Is Beautiful 718 Posted December 8, 2017 Toast, the difference is that Hallyday was known to be very ill and distanced himself from the public for quite some time, unlike Douglas. Long Live Kirk! Never believe the hoaxsters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zsa Zsa's leg 884 Posted December 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, Life Is Beautiful said: Toast, the difference is that Hallyday was known to be very ill and distanced himself from the public for quite some time, unlike Douglas. Long Live Kirk! Never believe the hoaxsters. A hoax is a hoax, the probability of the hoax being real is the same for each one. Also, at nearly 101 years old Kirk might as well be considered terminally ill. There's little chance he'll make it much further. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
