Deathlist Dreaming

[Sean 6,368]

On 26/07/2017 at 02:59, Zsa Zsa's leg said:

I had a dream a few nights ago that Zsa Zsa Gabor rose from her urn and went on to live for another 5 years. 

Would not surprise me.The biggest tease in DL history.

[The Mad Hatter 1,093]

I had a dream where deathray predicted a huge death would happen tomorrow and then nothing happened. Annoyed Paul comes to deathrays house and viciously clubs him to death and then all the admins dispose of deathrays body. 

[Death Impends 8,049]

Had one of those "saw the next year's DeathList" dreams but only remember four names. Bush Sr. was at 1, Clive James at 20, two stranger choices among the final 15: Laura Bush referred to as "First Lady Laura" without her last name, and Donald Trump's presidency (not Trump the person) worded to not refer to him by name. Something like "the presidency won only through states" in a cryptic reference to him only getting the electoral college.

 

I didn't check the forums in the dream but suspect the last two would've caused a lot of confusion among the community.

[msc 18,557]

3 minutes ago, Death Impends said:

Had one of those "saw the next year's DeathList" dreams but only remember four names. Bush Sr. was at 1, Clive James at 20, two stranger choices among the final 15: Laura Bush referred to as "First Lady Laura" without her last name, and Donald Trump's presidency (not Trump the person) worded to not refer to him by name. Something like "the presidency won only through states" in a cryptic reference to him only getting the electoral college.

 

I didn't check the forums in the dream but suspect the last two would've caused a lot of confusion among the community.

 

Now if Laura Bush gets terminal cancer before Hogmanay, we'll know you've been infested with that second sight...

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

When I was on holiday I actually had a dream where the dead Ex PM Ted Heath was a transvestite who was trying to seduce me.

I will not go into the details but, in my defence, I did tell him that I wasnt going near it and I had gone to bed a bit drunk.

Im still fucking waiting for that dream about me and Carol Kirkwood.

[Handrejka 1,911]

That's even more disturbing than Gyles Brandreth and I spooning in the cellar.

 

Last night I dreamt that Chloe Annett had died and when we looked into it further, it turns  out she'd been dead for a few years and no-one had noticed.

[msc 18,557]

16 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

That's even more disturbing than Gyles Brandreth and I spooning in the cellar.

 

Pretty sure you can get therapy free on the NHS for that one!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

12 hours ago, Handrejka said:

That's even more disturbing than Gyles Brandreth and I spooning in the cellar.

 

Last night I dreamt that Chloe Annett had died and when we looked into it further, it turns  out she'd been dead for a few years and no-one had noticed.

You have to lay off the cheese Handy.

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

I wouldn't completely rule out Gyles Brandreth, if I'm honest. 

[Bibliogryphon 9,653]

17 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

I wouldn't completely rule out Gyles Brandreth, if I'm honest. 

How would you get him to shut up long enough?

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

4 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

How would you get him to shut up long enough?

Sit on his face, obvs.

[Handrejka 1,911]

4 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

I wouldn't completely rule out Gyles Brandreth, if I'm honest. 

 

I've had worse , both in real life and dreams, to be fair.

[Toast 16,242]

I dreamed about Bronn from Game of Thrones last night.   I didn't mind that at all, he's really badass and funny with it. 

Just have to expunge all memory of Robson and Jerome

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

Last night I had a dream where I met Handy at a party.

She was wearing a shimmering sleeveless dress and spoke with a soft scouse accent.

Strange.

[Handrejka 1,911]

6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Last night I had a dream where I met Handy at a party.

She was wearing a shimmering sleeveless dress and spoke with a soft scouse accent.

Strange.

 

Yes that is rather. I try to avoid sleeveless clothes where possible.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

1 minute ago, Handrejka said:

 

Yes that is rather. I try to avoid sleeveless clothes where possible.

Well in the dream you were so, to be fair, you wasn't avoiding it then, was you!!

[FixedBusiness 407]

Ok this one is weird guys, buckle in
I had a dream last night where I was pulling my car into the driveway and I saw two men up the driveway throwing a tennis ball against the heater/air conditioner/whatever it's called (I can't remember exactly what it is but it's right outside of the house). I look closer and I see it's Nobby Stiles and Fernando Ricksen throwing the ball. Next, I see a guy pulling into my driveway in my rear-view mirror, I turn around and he won't stop, and rear ends me. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT. I look closer and I see Kirk Douglas and Michael Douglas in the car. They are both dead. I call the police. Next thing I see Shane MacGowan running up the street and starts making out with some chick that looks like Hayley Williams *fuck i wish that were me*
I think I've been spending too much time on this site :thinking:

[Handrejka 1,911]

3 minutes ago, FixedBusiness said:

Ok this one is weird guys, buckle in
I had a dream last night where I was pulling my car into the driveway and I saw two men up the driveway throwing a tennis ball against the heater/air conditioner/whatever it's called (I can't remember exactly what it is but it's right outside of the house). I look closer and I see it's Nobby Stiles and Fernando Ricksen throwing the ball. Next, I see a guy pulling into my driveway in my rear-view mirror, I turn around and he won't stop, and rear ends me. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT. I look closer and I see Kirk Douglas and Michael Douglas in the car. They are both dead. I call the police. Next thing I see Shane MacGowan running up the street and starts making out with some chick that looks like Hayley Williams *fuck i wish that were me*
I think I've been spending too much time on this site :thinking:

 

You wish you were making out with Shane MacGowan? Now that is strange. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

34 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

 

You wish you were making out with Shane MacGowan? Now that is strange. 

Well, in all fairness, Shane has a good few gaps between his teeth for the lad to stick his willy between.

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

Nothing to do with death but pretty much every night lately I'm having highly pornographic dreams. I can only put that down to me being a FAF woman in my prime. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

10 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Nothing to do with death but pretty much every night lately I'm having highly pornographic dreams. I can only put that down to me being a FAF woman in my prime. 

Lucky old you!!!!

[The Mad Hatter 1,093]

I had a dream last night. In the dream a small fire is started and as the dream focus on the fire I hear background noises of a telvision report describing a brutal masacare in which 8 people died. At the end the dream i saw a picture of a malnursed women and a voiceover stating "this women has killed 8 and will kill more". One of the scariest dreams i ever had.

[Handrejka 1,911]

Last night I dreamt I was on Pointless and Alexander Armstrong decided to come out of the closet and announce he was in a relationship with Richard Herring!

What is wrong with me? I finally dream about someone I do find attractive and then I dream that he's gay.

[Youwanticewiththat 611]

Superior Gaydar Handy?

[YoungWillz 21,247]

Dabney Coleman turned up in my dreams last night.

 

Just sayin'....