The Deathlist Christmas Special!

[Toast 16,141]

I was heartbreakingly close to victory last year.

[TQR 14,398]

41 minutes ago, Redrumours said:

Has this ever been won?

I’ve attempted it 5 times now, don’t think I’ve managed to get within a week of Christmas so far.

[msc 18,477]

14 minutes ago, TQR said:

I’ve attempted it 5 times now, don’t think I’ve managed to get within a week of Christmas so far.

 

I'm out to the Whamageddon version of a self-inflicted gunshot to the foot.

 

The wean is super excited about Christmas, so I turned over to the music channel for them. 5 mins later, Wham come on and I was like "Oh yeah, forgot". 

[Clorox Bleachman 2,435]

I was exposed to Whamma radiation for about 2 seconds by a colleague who has shit music taste and was shuffling songs, am I out? What's the grace period?

[TQR 14,398]

14 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

I was exposed to Whamma radiation for about 2 seconds by a colleague who has shit music taste and was shuffling songs, am I out? What's the grace period?

[Bibliogryphon 9,586]

1 hour ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

I was exposed to Whamma radiation for about 2 seconds by a colleague who has shit music taste and was shuffling songs, am I out? What's the grace period?

Go by the Spotify rule that 30 seconds counts as a listen 

[Toast 16,141]

2 hours ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

I was exposed to Whamma radiation for about 2 seconds by a colleague who has shit music taste and was shuffling songs, am I out? What's the grace period?

 

If you had enough time to recognise it, that does rather speak for itself.

[time 8,611]

8 hours ago, Redrumours said:

Has this ever been won?

I did manage to last until Christmas day a couple of years ago, mainly by being a miserable git and not watching broadcast tele or listening to popular radio and being in control of the music at work.

 

In the interests of full disclosure I heard six seconds of it the other day by clicking on a spoof BoJo clip concerning last years Christmas Party. I assume even six seconds is enough to eliminate me.

[gcreptile 10,976]

I lost on the 19th in a karaoke bar. Some girls didn't find their song on the songlist so they had to choose a replacement, and they did this, sadly.

[TQR 14,398]

6 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

I lost on the 19th in a karaoke bar. Some girls didn't find their song on the songlist so they had to choose a replacement, and they did this, sadly.

Allow me to draw your attention to Rule 3:

 

So, seek professional legal advice on this, but if you’ve only heard the karaoke backing track and a couple of girls shrieking the lyrics into your face, you’re actually still in.

[Bentrovato 1,088]

Allow me to draw your attention to Rule 4: Seek professional help.

[TQR 14,398]

36 minutes ago, Bentrovato said:

Allow me to draw your attention to Rule 4: Seek professional help.

Don’t worry mate, we’ll let you know if you ever come out with something even mildly amusing.

[Bentrovato 1,088]

8 minutes ago, TQR said:

Don’t worry mate, we’ll let you know if you ever come out with something even mildly amusing.

Fair enough. Totally agree.

[Toast 16,141]

I'm still in, despite having been in loads of shops.

[gcreptile 10,976]

2 hours ago, TQR said:

Allow me to draw your attention to Rule 3:

 

So, seek professional legal advice on this, but if you’ve only heard the karaoke backing track and a couple of girls shrieking the lyrics into your face, you’re actually still in.

Oh, that's a relief. Well, this afternoon will be the real test.

[time 8,611]

If the few seconds I heard as described a couple of weeks ago weren't enough to knock me out, then I definitely got knocked out a few days later, as the wake I attended seemingly only had one Christmas CD which they played on repeat for about 4 hours.

[Toast 16,141]

Dear God, if anyone plays Christmas songs at my wake I'll come back and haunt them.

[time 8,611]

19 minutes ago, Toast said:

Dear God, if anyone plays Christmas songs at my wake I'll come back and haunt them.

Don't die in December!

[Toast 16,141]

2 minutes ago, time said:

Don't die in December!

 

It's always weird when you remember that every year the day of your death rolls round, but you don't know which day it is. 

[time 8,611]

Merry Christmas all..'

 

[DevonDeathTrip 2,358]

1 hour ago, time said:

Don't die in December!

 

A nice December related, funeral paced non-Christmas song.

 

[TQR 14,398]

On 26/11/2021 at 20:15, TQR said:

Basildonian punk band Kunt and the Gang confirm they’re going for UK Christmas No.1 again this year.

 

They managed No.5. Pretty remarkable! Beaten only by Mariah, Wham, Ed, Elton and LadCunt.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

1 hour ago, TQR said:

They managed No.5. Pretty remarkable! Beaten only by Mariah, Wham, Ed, Elton and LadCunt.

Would have done better if people had been able to buy off of Amazon without the 'glitches' which, probably, put people off.

I cannot believe that there are that many wank stains that would actually purchase anything that utter vomit act LadBaby makes.

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

Merry Christmas, deathlings.

[gcreptile 10,976]

On 23/12/2015 at 19:33, Magere Hein said:

People who gave a Royal Institution Christmas Lecture

 

• 1982 Colin Blakemore (1 June 1944)

Sir Colin Blakemore dead of ALS at 78:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Blakemore