Toast 14,844 Posted December 10, 2021 I was heartbreakingly close to victory last year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 12,166 Posted December 10, 2021 41 minutes ago, Redrumours said: Has this ever been won? I’ve attempted it 5 times now, don’t think I’ve managed to get within a week of Christmas so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,762 Posted December 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, TQR said: I’ve attempted it 5 times now, don’t think I’ve managed to get within a week of Christmas so far. I'm out to the Whamageddon version of a self-inflicted gunshot to the foot. The wean is super excited about Christmas, so I turned over to the music channel for them. 5 mins later, Wham come on and I was like "Oh yeah, forgot". 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,016 Posted December 10, 2021 I was exposed to Whamma radiation for about 2 seconds by a colleague who has shit music taste and was shuffling songs, am I out? What's the grace period? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 12,166 Posted December 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said: I was exposed to Whamma radiation for about 2 seconds by a colleague who has shit music taste and was shuffling songs, am I out? What's the grace period? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,662 Posted December 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Clorox Bleachman said: I was exposed to Whamma radiation for about 2 seconds by a colleague who has shit music taste and was shuffling songs, am I out? What's the grace period? Go by the Spotify rule that 30 seconds counts as a listen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,844 Posted December 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Clorox Bleachman said: I was exposed to Whamma radiation for about 2 seconds by a colleague who has shit music taste and was shuffling songs, am I out? What's the grace period? If you had enough time to recognise it, that does rather speak for itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,968 Posted December 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Redrumours said: Has this ever been won? I did manage to last until Christmas day a couple of years ago, mainly by being a miserable git and not watching broadcast tele or listening to popular radio and being in control of the music at work. In the interests of full disclosure I heard six seconds of it the other day by clicking on a spoof BoJo clip concerning last years Christmas Party. I assume even six seconds is enough to eliminate me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,234 Posted December 24, 2021 I lost on the 19th in a karaoke bar. Some girls didn't find their song on the songlist so they had to choose a replacement, and they did this, sadly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 12,166 Posted December 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, gcreptile said: I lost on the 19th in a karaoke bar. Some girls didn't find their song on the songlist so they had to choose a replacement, and they did this, sadly. Allow me to draw your attention to Rule 3: So, seek professional legal advice on this, but if you’ve only heard the karaoke backing track and a couple of girls shrieking the lyrics into your face, you’re actually still in. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 998 Posted December 24, 2021 Allow me to draw your attention to Rule 4: Seek professional help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 12,166 Posted December 24, 2021 36 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: Allow me to draw your attention to Rule 4: Seek professional help. Don’t worry mate, we’ll let you know if you ever come out with something even mildly amusing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 998 Posted December 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, TQR said: Don’t worry mate, we’ll let you know if you ever come out with something even mildly amusing. Fair enough. Totally agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,844 Posted December 24, 2021 I'm still in, despite having been in loads of shops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,234 Posted December 24, 2021 2 hours ago, TQR said: Allow me to draw your attention to Rule 3: So, seek professional legal advice on this, but if you’ve only heard the karaoke backing track and a couple of girls shrieking the lyrics into your face, you’re actually still in. Oh, that's a relief. Well, this afternoon will be the real test. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,968 Posted December 24, 2021 If the few seconds I heard as described a couple of weeks ago weren't enough to knock me out, then I definitely got knocked out a few days later, as the wake I attended seemingly only had one Christmas CD which they played on repeat for about 4 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,844 Posted December 24, 2021 Dear God, if anyone plays Christmas songs at my wake I'll come back and haunt them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,968 Posted December 24, 2021 19 minutes ago, Toast said: Dear God, if anyone plays Christmas songs at my wake I'll come back and haunt them. Don't die in December! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,844 Posted December 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, time said: Don't die in December! It's always weird when you remember that every year the day of your death rolls round, but you don't know which day it is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,968 Posted December 24, 2021 Merry Christmas all..' 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted December 24, 2021 1 hour ago, time said: Don't die in December! A nice December related, funeral paced non-Christmas song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 12,166 Posted December 24, 2021 On 26/11/2021 at 20:15, TQR said: Basildonian punk band Kunt and the Gang confirm they’re going for UK Christmas No.1 again this year. They managed No.5. Pretty remarkable! Beaten only by Mariah, Wham, Ed, Elton and LadCunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted December 24, 2021 1 hour ago, TQR said: They managed No.5. Pretty remarkable! Beaten only by Mariah, Wham, Ed, Elton and LadCunt. Would have done better if people had been able to buy off of Amazon without the 'glitches' which, probably, put people off. I cannot believe that there are that many wank stains that would actually purchase anything that utter vomit act LadBaby makes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,463 Posted December 25, 2021 Merry Christmas, deathlings. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,234 Posted June 27, 2022 On 23/12/2015 at 19:33, Magere Hein said: People who gave a Royal Institution Christmas Lecture 1982 Colin Blakemore (1 June 1944) Sir Colin Blakemore dead of ALS at 78: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Blakemore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
