msc 17,980 Posted April 24, 2016 Based around an office conversation... any idea how many "pending" obituaries the BBC/AP keep on file at any one time? 500 was the number floated, does the learned panel reckon the figure is higher or lower than that? The BBC article which brought a million people over to see the forums had this nugget of information, incidentally: "There are indeed more obituaries in the BBC's files - some 1,500 in total - than when Nick started 10 years ago, he says. He adds a few more every week." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,038 Posted April 30, 2016 Did everyone else's Notifications button turn into some unrecognizable greyish blob? I have three questions about it. Firstly, Why? Secondly, Why? Lastly.....Why? SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,941 Posted April 30, 2016 Bad AIDS SC, it was the bad AIDS. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 4, 2016 Why do some people insert a butt-plug ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,735 Posted May 4, 2016 Why do some people insert a butt-plug ? Why not? 😄 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,941 Posted May 5, 2016 To save lardy asking about injunctions... Hugh Bonneville 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,941 Posted May 5, 2016 Though on reflection , given his love of the old chocolate box, maybe his surname is 'bourneville'... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted May 5, 2016 I heard he posts on websites under the sobriquet Augustus Gloop. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,980 Posted May 5, 2016 To save lardy asking about injunctions... Hugh Bonneville Again? Or is this the same one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,735 Posted May 5, 2016 To save lardy asking about injunctions... Hugh Bonneville Ah thanks but I knew this one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,982 Posted May 5, 2016 To save lardy asking about injunctions... Hugh Bonneville Ah thanks but I knew this one! Just been listening to a debate about this on R4. Apparently this is an old injunction but still stands. Part of me wonders whether his employer at the time thought it a good idea to get the injunction because now he is otherwise employed and it is probably less sensitive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted May 5, 2016 Though on reflection , given his love of the old chocolate box, maybe his surname is 'bourneville'... and he's me thinking that Lardy (Bourneville) was actually female... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,735 Posted May 7, 2016 Chest pain, upper back pain, left arm pain, palpitations. Indigestion or heart attack? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,937 Posted May 7, 2016 Chest pain, upper back pain, left arm pain, palpitations. Indigestion or heart attack? Give it a few months and you'll know. Or read this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,735 Posted May 7, 2016 Chest pain, upper back pain, left arm pain, palpitations. Indigestion or heart attack? Give it a few months and you'll know. Or read this. Yep. I'm probably going to die. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,937 Posted May 7, 2016 Chest pain, upper back pain, left arm pain, palpitations. Indigestion or heart attack? Give it a few months and you'll know. Or read this. Yep. I'm probably going to die. As it says in their see you're fucking Doctor if you're genuinely having serious preliminary symptoms. Better that and there's nothing wrong with you than sitting at home dying of anxiety/stupidity. EDIT: Sorry my bedside manner needs working on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,735 Posted May 7, 2016 No indeed you are absolutely right. I've been procrastinating for months and just putting it down to being a fat greedy bitch. But I am worried enough today to have declined a trip to Greggs, so there's obviously something amiss. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,180 Posted May 7, 2016 Some people who have heart attacks have previously suffered from 'indigestion' ( like my Dad did ) which it obviously fucking wasn't. Don't fuck about, get it checked out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted May 7, 2016 Let us know what the doc said Lardy - especially as you imply it's being going on for a while now. You really should go - rock up at A&E imo rather than wait for referrals etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted May 7, 2016 Unless ofc you've been letting that Danny Dyer sit on yer face again - that would explain the symptoms too wouldn't it? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,941 Posted May 7, 2016 Lardy, mind and do all the life insurance/funeral plans afore rocking up to a quack. That way it isn't a pre existing condition 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,735 Posted May 7, 2016 I'm gonna ring the doc on Monday morning, in the meantime I've been too scared to have a sausage roll and I've just declined a jug of Woo Woo. All probably a bit late though if I'm about to become the latest big name corpse around here 😄 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,941 Posted May 7, 2016 Actually, mods, can you retract the like on the last post, as the use of 'a jug of Woo Woo' should've been taken into account... Thanks in advance ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 925 Posted May 7, 2016 LB, please go to the emergency room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
