DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted January 28, 2013 One of the most important women in Hugh Hefner's life, Mary O'Connor, has died. She was Hefner's secretary for over forty years and he might well be more deeply affected by her loss than he will have been at the departure of his various wives and fiancees who came and went during the time O'Connor stayed with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mind Mush 6 Posted January 29, 2013 When Hugh drops dead they are going to have Two caskets - one for Him and one for his Penis. LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted June 7, 2015 Now he's too old for sex.... that was his only reason to live, wasn't it? http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/love-islands-playboy-bunny-hannah-5838800 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted October 13, 2015 No more nudes then, has Hugh given up the will to live as well I wonder? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted October 14, 2015 No more nudes then, has Hugh given up the will to live as well I wonder? On the evidence of this thread...nope! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted October 14, 2015 No more nudes then, has Hugh given up the will to live as well I wonder? No but we have given up.....hoping people will use the search box available on the homepage to see if a discussion on the matter has taken place. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 11, 2016 You can now purchase Hefner.SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,967 Posted January 11, 2016 Second biggest omission of the Deathlist after prefering Chong over Marks, in my opinion. Though I realise he might not sell the home because he's physically declining, but mentally instead. I can imagine him doddering around the house in an unchanged bathrobe for years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,129 Posted January 11, 2016 Second biggest omission of the Deathlist after prefering Chong over Marks, in my opinion. Though I realise he might not sell the home because he's physically declining, but mentally instead. I can imagine him doddering around the house in an unchanged bathrobe for years. Surely we'll only know if that is true when we've reached 31st Dec......?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 11, 2016 You can now purchase Hefner. Already got one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted April 8, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted April 9, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadpool 166 Posted April 9, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted April 9, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Studies have shown that people who have lots of sex and enjoy it have a low chance of heart attack....meaning: heart is a muscle and he's pumping it to perfection.....his heart is healthier than my whole body, that's why MJ died at 50 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted April 9, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Studies have shown that people who have lots of sex and enjoy it have a low chance of heart attack....meaning: heart is a muscle and he's pumping it to perfection.....his heart is healthier than my whole body, that's why MJ died at 50 Forever blowing bubbles. God smote him down. Incidentally, did those studies inform you as to the chance of a heart attack for people who have a lot of sex and don't enjoy it? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 9, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Studies have shown that people who have lots of sex and enjoy it have a low chance of heart attack....meaning: heart is a muscle and he's pumping it to perfection.....his heart is healthier than my whole body, that's why MJ died at 50 Its also fair to say that the fabulously RICH Hefner has access to the best medical care, the best food and the best lifestyle available to help him reach such an age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted April 9, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Studies have shown that people who have lots of sex and enjoy it have a low chance of heart attack....meaning: heart is a muscle and he's pumping it to perfection.....his heart is healthier than my whole body, that's why MJ died at 50 Forever blowing bubbles. God smote him down. Incidentally, did those studies inform you as to the chance of a heart attack for people who have a lot of sex and don't enjoy it? Are there any? Then why do they have sex if they don't enjoy it? I love cake and I eat cake and I enjoy it, I don't enjoy onions so I don't eat them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted April 9, 2016 Sex and onions seem to be commonplace just recently; perhaps serious thought should be given to opening a new thread. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted April 9, 2016 Sex and onions seem to be commonplace just recently; perhaps serious thought should be given to opening a new thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,037 Posted April 9, 2016 Sex and onions seem to be commonplace just recently; perhaps serious thought should be given to opening a new thread. Rotten flavour crisps, mind. Sex and onions are both analogous though...they both involve layers.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted April 9, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Studies have shown that people who have lots of sex and enjoy it have a low chance of heart attack....meaning: heart is a muscle and he's pumping it to perfection.....his heart is healthier than my whole body, that's why MJ died at 50 Forever blowing bubbles. God smote him down. Incidentally, did those studies inform you as to the chance of a heart attack for people who have a lot of sex and don't enjoy it? Are there any? Then why do they have sex if they don't enjoy it? I love cake and I eat cake and I enjoy it, I don't enjoy onions so I don't eat them. Probably quite a lot of sex workers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted April 9, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Studies have shown that people who have lots of sex and enjoy it have a low chance of heart attack....meaning: heart is a muscle and he's pumping it to perfection.....his heart is healthier than my whole body, that's why MJ died at 50 Forever blowing bubbles. God smote him down. Incidentally, did those studies inform you as to the chance of a heart attack for people who have a lot of sex and don't enjoy it? Are there any? Then why do they have sex if they don't enjoy it? I love cake and I eat cake and I enjoy it, I don't enjoy onions so I don't eat them. Probably quite a lot of sex workers. They enjoy the money that comes from sex. Same thing. They get laid and earn hundreds for a 5 minute job, or less..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted April 9, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Studies have shown that people who have lots of sex and enjoy it have a low chance of heart attack....meaning: heart is a muscle and he's pumping it to perfection.....his heart is healthier than my whole body, that's why MJ died at 50 Forever blowing bubbles. God smote him down. Incidentally, did those studies inform you as to the chance of a heart attack for people who have a lot of sex and don't enjoy it? Are there any? Then why do they have sex if they don't enjoy it? I love cake and I eat cake and I enjoy it, I don't enjoy onions so I don't eat them. Probably quite a lot of sex workers. They enjoy the money that comes from sex. Same thing. They get laid and earn hundreds for a 5 minute job, or less..... You seem to be well informed on the subject. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,599 Posted April 9, 2016 His brother Keith has reportedly died: http://wjactv.com/news/entertainment/report-hugh-hefners-brother-dead-at-87 Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Studies have shown that people who have lots of sex and enjoy it have a low chance of heart attack....meaning: heart is a muscle and he's pumping it to perfection.....his heart is healthier than my whole body, that's why MJ died at 50 Forever blowing bubbles. God smote him down. Incidentally, did those studies inform you as to the chance of a heart attack for people who have a lot of sex and don't enjoy it? Are there any? Then why do they have sex if they don't enjoy it? I love cake and I eat cake and I enjoy it, I don't enjoy onions so I don't eat them. Probably quite a lot of sex workers. They enjoy the money that comes from sex. Same thing. They get laid and earn hundreds for a 5 minute job, or less..... 1) Enjoying the money that comes from the job, doesn't equate to enjoying the job. 2) Bear in mind that many sex workers are coerced/ threatened/blackmailed into the role. I doubt they enjoy the job, and see precious little money from it. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scraggy Taters 290 Posted April 9, 2016 Sex and onions seem to be commonplace just recently; perhaps serious thought should be given to opening a new thread. Sex and onions are both analogous though...they both involve layers.... .. and rings. erm, not to mention both smell after a while. (allegedly) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
