Monoclinic 39 Posted March 2, 2009 Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at: March 3rd heaven can wait March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 16th Windsor March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 19th Handrejka March 21st Twelvetrees March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 27th Lady Grendel March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 3rd banshee's creamed April 12th themaninblack April 26th honez Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000 Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 2, 2009 Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at: March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 24th Maryportfuncity March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic Miraculous Recovery - Gunjaman5000 I'll throw my hat in... Easter Day! (April 12th) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted March 2, 2009 Jade will die on March 23rd. Do I get any bonus points for announcing her early demise back in 2006? http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...ost&p=68902 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted March 2, 2009 Oh, are we having a sweepstake? Can I have March 13 then, please? Because I didn't put her in my DDP team, and sod's law dictates she'll attract the Unlucky 13 bonus as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razor Boy 19 Posted March 2, 2009 I don't read the papers or watch TV and only listen to music on the radio... Like a little voice from the back seat of the car "Is she dead yet?" Sorry I am just so tired of all this JG crap. Razor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 2, 2009 Can you fit me in on the 16th March. No reason - just because there is a space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted March 2, 2009 Sorry I haven't been around recently, but you will be pleased to know that this JG sh*t has driven me to post! This is probably nearest the truth. (Apologies if this has already been posted - I only just got here). And as for a departure date - I'll go for "Not soon enough". DWB ps - I think she will have the Christmas number 1 and will open the London Olympics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted March 2, 2009 I'll got for March 21. A Saturday would mean good media coverage for Sunday's red tops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 2, 2009 I'm going for a bit of coincidental Karma, in predicting she's going to join the choir invisible on Sunday 26 April -- International Day of the Dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted March 3, 2009 This is probably nearest the truth. Excellent! A tribute video, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 3, 2009 Cancer has spread to the brain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 3, 2009 Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at: March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 12th themaninblack Miraculous Recovery - Gunjaman5000 Oooo...yeh gambling I'm torn between 4th April - just because any donkey I bet on ends up dead (Grand National - the only horse race I bet on) or 10th April - Goody Friday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 3, 2009 Cancer has spread to the brain. Well, we certainly didn't see that one coming. On the bright side, at least she has proven some of her harsher critics wrong... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted March 3, 2009 Cancer has spread to the brain. A less charitable man than myself could surmise that perhaps her brain is closer to her arse than previously though. I, however, would never stoop so low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted March 3, 2009 This is probably nearest the truth. Excellent! A tribute video, too. Touched by the Jane Goody story, and inspired by his dear friend Elton John's poignant musical tribute to the previous People's Princess, Sir Paul McCartney has rewritten the words to one of his greatest songs. He left a copy in my tube carriage this morning, so I proudly present for the DL community: Hey Jade, don't look so sad, You sold your wedding, you should feel bet-ter. The cancer, it's heading into your heart So now you can start, your final let-ter. Hey Jade, don't be afraid, Just lie down comfy, on your new set-tee. The minute you opened up your fat gob We knew you'd be cursed, by Shilpa Shet-ty And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jade, complain, The cancer's spreading to your should-ers. And thanks to scumbag's Tweed's pure greed He'll hoard the cash, til the kids are old-er. Hey Jade, don't let Max down, He has saved you, and now you owe him. Remember, he got you into Hello So go and write him, a little po-em. So step on out and let us in, Hey Jade, begin, To say goodbye to your dear mother. And don't you know that it's not just you, hey Jade, who f**ked, Their lives up on Big Brother. Hey Jade, it's nearly time. So be strong now, give us a wave. Remember, no one will see your sad face. When you are lying, in your gra-ave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,086 Posted March 3, 2009 Good one. Do you really travel by tube? If you have the Jade Goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it? Mine only goes up to March. But at least she got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer. [thanks to Sikipedia ..] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean Better Days 0 Posted March 3, 2009 Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at: March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 12th themaninblack Miraculous Recovery - Gunjaman5000 Oooo...yeh gambling I'm torn between 4th April - just because any donkey I bet on ends up dead (Grand National - the only horse race I bet on) or 10th April - Goody Friday This site is full of sick bastards who are all going to die. I thought this forum was a bastion of good spelling and grammar with a slightly twisted sense of humour. Reading this thread has shattered that illusion. What the f**k is going on here, “March 4th”, “March 6th” etc. it’s (the) 4th (day of) March. Even the system date is in Septic nonsense format. Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted March 3, 2009 Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me. Sorry, I nabbed that one yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 3, 2009 Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at: March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 12th themaninblack Miraculous Recovery - Gunjaman5000 Oooo...yeh gambling I'm torn between 4th April - just because any donkey I bet on ends up dead (Grand National - the only horse race I bet on) or 10th April - Goody Friday This site is full of sick bastards who are all going to die. I thought this forum was a bastion of good spelling and grammar with a slightly twisted sense of humour. Reading this thread has shattered that illusion. What the f**k is going on here, “March 4th”, “March 6th” etc. it’s (the) 4th (day of) March. Even the system date is in Septic nonsense format. Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me. Haha, I was embracing our American cousins who have the fortune of being less Jade Goody aware. Or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted March 3, 2009 As it looks like her husband is going to be banged up on 26th March, I would guess the 27th? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted March 3, 2009 What the hell, put me down for 19th March Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 3, 2009 Updated and reposted by request March 3rd heaven can wait March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 10th Death Impends March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 16th Windsor March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 19th Handrejka March 21st Twelvetrees March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 25th Six March 27th Lady Grendel March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 3rd banshee's creamed April 4th To die for April 10th Sid James (outside bet on resurrection - would that be preceeded by a crucifixtion in the press?) April 12th themaninblack April 26th honez Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000 Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle And yes kudos CR for that song, some of our resident poets could learn a thing or two! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean Better Days 0 Posted March 3, 2009 Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me. Sorry, I nabbed that one yesterday. 12th of March at 23:59 then, still warmish come the 13th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,953 Posted March 3, 2009 March 10th. Why not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
