Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 3, 2016 Being from the sticks of Argyll , we didn't have crematoria. Well not since The Reformation. It's 10 years past in December since I attended my one and only burning. What a souless fucking thing. Never again. I want planted when I go, no question. That is an unfortunate by-product of these secular times. I prefer to be cremated to my remains being buried in a grave with a tasteless headstone for a decade or two, then being moved to a mass grave. Saves time, room, effort and money. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 3, 2016 Stuff the tasteless headstone. I'm wanting one of those ruskie bad boys with photos & shit on it. Obviously not my photo, I'm too plug ugly, but in death I'll be able to 'lie a long time'. +++guffaws at self+++ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted January 9, 2016 It's my one year anniversary of getting an account here! My main goal for 2016 over here is to double my Shadow List hit total, which would mean I'm aiming for 12. I already have 1. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 14, 2016 I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 14, 2016 I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. ..............right...................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted January 14, 2016 I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. Doubt it. But Feek will die on Saturday. January 10 - Bowie January 12 - Smith January 14 - Rickman, Angelil January 16 - Feek See, it follows the pattern of cancer deaths! Plus: Bowie WAS arguably the biggest death since Mandela. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 14, 2016 Sorry, Im not that wordly but id never fucking heard of him till he ended up on here. Him dying will have as much of an impact on the UK obit stage tour as a pea shooter would on a Tank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,581 Posted January 14, 2016 I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. The Queen? Philip? Obama? Merkel? Beiber? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 14, 2016 Sorry, Im not that wordly but id never fucking heard of him till he ended up on here. Him dying will have as much of an impact on the UK obit stage tour as a pea shooter would on a Tank. Don't think RadGuy was implying Feek is the biggest death since Mandela/Thatcher. Nor was I. My feeling is a massive death. I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. The Queen? Philip? Obama? Merkel? Beiber? I don't have a specific name in mind. But someone relatively elderly but not expected to die such as the Queen, Prince Philip, Attenborough, David Jason, Ronnie Corbett types... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,006 Posted January 14, 2016 Insider trading on a Death bull market...it's a dangerous game. Mind you, so is Cluedo with semtex.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,581 Posted January 14, 2016 Sorry, Im not that wordly but id never fucking heard of him till he ended up on here. Him dying will have as much of an impact on the UK obit stage tour as a pea shooter would on a Tank. Don't think RadGuy was implying Feek is the biggest death since Mandela/Thatcher. Nor was I. My feeling is a massive death. I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. The Queen? Philip? Obama? Merkel? Beiber? I don't have a specific name in mind. But someone relatively elderly but not expected to die such as the Queen, Prince Philip, Attenborough, David Jason, Ronnie Corbett types... Liz & Phil would be up there with Thatcher/Mandela in terms of 'bigness'. The rest, not even close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 14, 2016 Sorry, Im not that wordly but id never fucking heard of him till he ended up on here. Him dying will have as much of an impact on the UK obit stage tour as a pea shooter would on a Tank. Don't think RadGuy was implying Feek is the biggest death since Mandela/Thatcher. Nor was I. My feeling is a massive death. I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. The Queen? Philip? Obama? Merkel? Beiber? I don't have a specific name in mind. But someone relatively elderly but not expected to die such as the Queen, Prince Philip, Attenborough, David Jason, Ronnie Corbett types... Liz & Phil would be up there with Thatcher/Mandela in terms of 'bigness'. The rest, not even close. I think you under-estimate Attenborough. The other two maybe debatable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,581 Posted January 15, 2016 Sorry, Im not that wordly but id never fucking heard of him till he ended up on here. Him dying will have as much of an impact on the UK obit stage tour as a pea shooter would on a Tank. Don't think RadGuy was implying Feek is the biggest death since Mandela/Thatcher. Nor was I. My feeling is a massive death. I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. The Queen? Philip? Obama? Merkel? Beiber? I don't have a specific name in mind. But someone relatively elderly but not expected to die such as the Queen, Prince Philip, Attenborough, David Jason, Ronnie Corbett types... Liz & Phil would be up there with Thatcher/Mandela in terms of 'bigness'. The rest, not even close. I think you under-estimate Attenborough. The other two maybe debatable. I don't think I am. I really can't see him getting the international coverage that Mandela & Thatcher got or that Liz & Phil will get. Though his death will (deservedly) get much greater coverage than Jason & Corbett. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,562 Posted January 15, 2016 In the UK the Death of David Attenborough will be huge he is part of the cultural wallpaper. In some senses it might trump that of his brother. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,513 Posted January 15, 2016 No, David Jason's death will shut this country down for a week, let's be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 15, 2016 No, David Jason's death will shut this country down for a week, let's be honest. Ken Barlow's death is going to though, if we ignore the question mark over his IDing of girlfriends in the sixties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,069 Posted January 15, 2016 Job interview today, like they're hiring 52-year olds but hey, they called me in so who knows. I'm probably filling some over 50 quota lol ugh SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 15, 2016 Job interview today, like they're hiring 52-year olds but hey, they called me in so who knows. I'm probably filling some over 50 quota lol ugh SC These quotas are daft. What's the point of interviewing someone you're clearly not going to employ? Good luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 15, 2016 I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. Grizzly Adams? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted January 15, 2016 I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. Were you once called Iain or Dave by any chance? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 15, 2016 I have a feeling we're in for the biggest death since Thatcher/Mandela tomorrow. Were you once called Iain or Dave by any chance? No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,581 Posted January 15, 2016 No, David Jason's death will shut this country down for a week, let's be honest. Week long party? Count me in. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 15, 2016 No, David Jason's death will shut this country down for a week, let's be honest. Week long party? Count me in.no,just no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,069 Posted January 15, 2016 Job interview today, like they're hiring 52-year olds but hey, they called me in so who knows. I'm probably filling some over 50 quota lol ugh SC These quotas are daft. What's the point of interviewing someone you're clearly not going to employ? Good luck. Well it's for a librarian position so maybe I'm the token male candidate. Lol I give it a B-. I've done better at interviews but again I haven't worked in a library in 5 years. Kinda tough starting every response "well way back when...." SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,513 Posted January 15, 2016 No, David Jason's death will shut this country down for a week, let's be honest. Week long party? Count me in. We'll go hang-gliding. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
