rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted November 28, 2016 The top 5 things to do in Swindon seem to involve leaving, but there is the Museum of Computing. Come on, got to be worth a look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 28, 2016 The top 5 things to do in Swindon seem to involve leaving, but there is the Museum of Computing. Come on, got to be worth a look. Its not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 28, 2016 If the floor isn't high enough, try the food.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 28, 2016 If the floor isn't high enough, try the food.... I did. Some sort of Nacho burger which, without any doubt, I will be shitting out for the rest of the week. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 28, 2016 At least you'll be shitting on Swindon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 29, 2016 A Deathlist legend was born in Swindon 😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 29, 2016 A Deathlist legend was born in Swindon No I f ucking wasn't!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 29, 2016 Bazaar Family legend goes that my bitch mother gave birth to me and my brother in the same delivery room at what was the Princess Margaret Hospital (now the Great Western) three and a half years apart, but that on my brother's birth, my dad looked up at the ceiling and saw what he claimed to be 'the exact same daddy long legs in the corner as when Lard was born'. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 29, 2016 Bazaar Family legend goes that my bitch mother gave birth to me and my brother in the same delivery room at what was the Princess Margaret Hospital (now the Great Western) three and a half years apart, but that on my brother's birth, my dad looked up at the ceiling and saw what he claimed to be 'the exact same daddy long legs in the corner as when Lard was born'. As it was a Wiltshire daddy long legs the f***er must have had 18 legs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted November 29, 2016 Bazaar Family legend goes that my bitch mother gave birth to me and my brother in the same delivery room at what was the Princess Margaret Hospital (now the Great Western) three and a half years apart, but that on my brother's birth, my dad looked up at the ceiling and saw what he claimed to be 'the exact same daddy long legs in the corner as when Lard was born'. As it was a Wiltshire daddy long legs the f***er must have had 18 legs.As opposed to a Norfolk one who would be f ucking his sister 😄 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 30, 2016 Bazaar Family legend goes that my bitch mother gave birth to me and my brother in the same delivery room at what was the Princess Margaret Hospital (now the Great Western) three and a half years apart, but that on my brother's birth, my dad looked up at the ceiling and saw what he claimed to be 'the exact same daddy long legs in the corner as when Lard was born'.As it was a Wiltshire daddy long legs the f***er must have had 18 legs.As opposed to a Norfolk one who would be f ucking his sister Well, I suppose that's possible 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 30, 2016 'Fairtrade' tea bags. No, I had never heard of them either, however, my BRILLIANT hotel supplies them as part of your rooms tea making facilities. What can I say? Ever drank tea that tasted as if it had been strained through a tramps underpants? No, nor me. That was until I had stayed in this BRILLIANT hotel. Im bringing my own tea bags next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,150 Posted November 30, 2016 'Fairtrade' tea bags. No, I had never heard of them either, however, my BRILLIANT hotel supplies them as part of your rooms tea making facilities. What can I say? Ever drank tea that tasted as if it had been strained through a tramps underpants? No, nor me. That was until I had stayed in this BRILLIANT hotel. Im bringing my own tea bags next week. I always try to remember to pack teabags. Not because the hotel ones are not to my taste, but because they only put a couple on the tray. Much easier than having to keep traipsing to reception to ask for more. Especially when one has just emerged from the shower. Some hot chocolate drinks would go down well in this weather too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted November 30, 2016 'Fairtrade' tea bags. No, I had never heard of them either, however, my BRILLIANT hotel supplies them as part of your rooms tea making facilities. What can I say? Ever drank tea that tasted as if it had been strained through a tramps underpants? No, nor me. That was until I had stayed in this BRILLIANT hotel. Im bringing my own tea bags next week. I always try to remember to pack teabags. Not because the hotel ones are not to my taste, but because they only put a couple on the tray. Much easier than having to keep traipsing to reception to ask for more. Especially when one has just emerged from the shower. Some hot chocolate drinks would go down well in this weather too. Yes, it would go down very well. The local BBC news here ' BBC Look Inbred' has stated that the temperature will drop to minus 8 by the morning. Fuckety fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted November 30, 2016 Fair trade is basically shite. Supermarkets trumpet it whilst fuking over our producers. I don't buy it on principle 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,150 Posted November 30, 2016 'Fairtrade' tea bags. No, I had never heard of them either, however, my BRILLIANT hotel supplies them as part of your rooms tea making facilities. What can I say? Ever drank tea that tasted as if it had been strained through a tramps underpants? No, nor me. That was until I had stayed in this BRILLIANT hotel. Im bringing my own tea bags next week. I always try to remember to pack teabags. Not because the hotel ones are not to my taste, but because they only put a couple on the tray. Much easier than having to keep traipsing to reception to ask for more. Especially when one has just emerged from the shower. Some hot chocolate drinks would go down well in this weather too. Yes, it would go down very well. The local BBC news here ' BBC Look Inbred' has stated that the temperature will drop to minus 8 by the morning. Fuckety f**k. Sounds like you need to pop into the nearest Tesco Express, or similar. Maybe get a drop of something to go in the hot choc as well 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted November 30, 2016 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted November 30, 2016 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT".. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted November 30, 2016 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Or is this some kind of Facebook 'attention seeking' thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted November 30, 2016 or mebbe a typo for Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted December 1, 2016 GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Or is this some kind of Facebook 'attention seeking' thing? Got it in one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted December 1, 2016 'Fairtrade' tea bags. No, I had never heard of them either, however, my BRILLIANT hotel supplies them as part of your rooms tea making facilities. What can I say? Ever drank tea that tasted as if it had been strained through a tramps underpants? No, nor me. That was until I had stayed in this BRILLIANT hotel. Im bringing my own tea bags next week. I always try to remember to pack teabags. Not because the hotel ones are not to my taste, but because they only put a couple on the tray. Much easier than having to keep traipsing to reception to ask for more. Especially when one has just emerged from the shower. Some hot chocolate drinks would go down well in this weather too. Yes, it would go down very well.The local BBC news here ' BBC Look Inbred' That's rich coming from a Norfuckian whose little webbed toes make him that much more attractive to his sister who is also his auntie and his cousin 😄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted December 1, 2016 What can I say? Ever drank tea that tasted as if it had been strained through a tramps underpants? No, nor me. Underpants? You must know some posh tramps. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted December 1, 2016 'Fairtrade' tea bags. No, I had never heard of them either, however, my BRILLIANT hotel supplies them as part of your rooms tea making facilities. What can I say? Ever drank tea that tasted as if it had been strained through a tramps underpants? No, nor me. That was until I had stayed in this BRILLIANT hotel. Im bringing my own tea bags next week. I always try to remember to pack teabags. Not because the hotel ones are not to my taste, but because they only put a couple on the tray. Much easier than having to keep traipsing to reception to ask for more. Especially when one has just emerged from the shower. Some hot chocolate drinks would go down well in this weather too. Yes, it would go down very well.The local BBC news here ' BBC Look Inbred' That's rich coming from a Norfuckian whose little webbed toes make him that much more attractive to his sister who is also his auntie and his cousin Jealousy will get you nowhere webby!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted December 2, 2016 I'm sure we had a facebook thread already but this is the next best place. Anyone else sick of these instant games already, never turned notifications of for as many chats at once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
