Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted December 13, 2016 I stopped buying expensive brands years ago when I bought this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted December 13, 2016 48 rolls of bum-caressing softness for a tenner at Booker cash and carry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted December 13, 2016 48 rolls of bum-caressing softness for a tenner at Booker cash and carry. That's a weekends worth to a Vodka swilling kebab eater from Trowbridge. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted December 13, 2016 I stopped buying expensive brands years ago when I bought this. I thought that was going to link to a picture of a bidet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted December 13, 2016 I stopped buying expensive brands years ago when I bought this. I thought that was going to link to a picture of a bidet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,969 Posted December 14, 2016 I'm was also of the opinion that the sheets had shrunk Toilet rolls. I don't think they have ever really changed in my lifetime. Look at the sheet sizes, effing tiny, barely the length of an average hand! The human arse has got bigger over the generations but shit paper has remained the same, tiny sheets perforated only a matter of inches apart. They need to move with the times. I disagree. Toilet rolls have definitely got smaller, and the paper is thinner too. They think they can fool us by diverting our attention to the number of shits sheets per roll, which stays the same. But the actual amount of paper we are getting is a lot less. I used to be quite happy with good supermarket brands eg Sainsburys Supersoft, but the quality has deteriorated so much recently that I now only buy Andrex. And they have got smaller too. Andrex is now only as good as the Sainsburys Supersoft used to be before it, well, went down the pan. I was also of the opinion that the sheets had shrunk. Seems we're right. I don't know about the quality, its always been Andrex or Velvet for me, both have always better than anything encountered at various workplaces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted December 14, 2016 I'm was also of the opinion that the sheets had shrunk Toilet rolls. I don't think they have ever really changed in my lifetime. Look at the sheet sizes, effing tiny, barely the length of an average hand! The human arse has got bigger over the generations but shit paper has remained the same, tiny sheets perforated only a matter of inches apart. They need to move with the times. I disagree. Toilet rolls have definitely got smaller, and the paper is thinner too. They think they can fool us by diverting our attention to the number of shits sheets per roll, which stays the same. But the actual amount of paper we are getting is a lot less. I used to be quite happy with good supermarket brands eg Sainsburys Supersoft, but the quality has deteriorated so much recently that I now only buy Andrex. And they have got smaller too. Andrex is now only as good as the Sainsburys Supersoft used to be before it, well, went down the pan. I was also of the opinion that the sheets had shrunk. Seems we're right. I don't know about the quality, its always been Andrex or Velvet for me, both have always better than anything encountered at various workplaces.Izal...ouch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted December 15, 2016 One of my favourite 'ports of troll' over the last 15 years is Digital Spy. Just a heads up as they are shut for 3/4 days upgrading. They are offering an amnesty to any of the 16,000 banned users, that includes the banned & deleted ones.... Worth a heads up IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted December 15, 2016 Deathray is listed as an inactive member on Digital Spy; I presume that means banned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,662 Posted December 15, 2016 Deathray is listed as an inactive member on Digital Spy; I presume that means banned. or erectile dysfunction.... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted December 15, 2016 One of my favourite 'ports of troll' over the last 15 years is Digital Spy. Just a heads up as they are shut for 3/4 days upgrading. They are offering an amnesty to any of the 16,000 banned users, that includes the banned & deleted ones.... Worth a heads up IMO. Ah yes, I've seen this mentioned elsewhere. Apparently it's not an absolute amnesty. Banned members are invited to re-apply, and their cases will be considered. Reinstatement is not guaranteed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted December 15, 2016 Not matter, my 2005 one is the only one I use, and the rest I can't remember Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,847 Posted December 15, 2016 Not matter, my 2005 one is the only one I use, and the rest I can't remember Are you going to divulge it to us? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,662 Posted December 16, 2016 Just about to head to the airport in Addis Ababa for my last journey of the year to Birmingham via Jeddah & Frankfurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,605 Posted December 16, 2016 On winter break as of today. Over 2 weeks of not-doing-shit, plus a lot of time to research for deadpools. Happy days are here again! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted December 16, 2016 On winter break as of today. Over 2 weeks of not-doing-shit, plus a lot of time to research for deadpools. Happy days are here again! Same here, and I already found some obscure but guaranteed obit people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted December 16, 2016 On winter break as of today. Over 2 weeks of not-doing-shit, plus a lot of time to research for deadpools. Happy days are here again! Same here, and I already found some obscure but guaranteed obit people. Ah, but life makes fools of us all as Shakespeare didn't say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 891 Posted December 16, 2016 On winter break as of today. Over 2 weeks of not-doing-shit, plus a lot of time to research for deadpools. Happy days are here again! Same here, and I already found some obscure but guaranteed obit people. Ah, but life makes fools of us all as Shakespeare didn't say. Funny I said the same thing just the other day. I was walking on the beach when a guy and his dog came by. The dog looked at me expectantly and the guy said "he thinks you're going to give him a cookie". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted December 17, 2016 If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted December 17, 2016 If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience. I'm guessing: American 2228 https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL2228/beafef6 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted December 17, 2016 If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience. I'm guessing: American 2228https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL2228/beafef6 You is a genius. And I am now heading up CA-99 toward food. In a car. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted December 17, 2016 If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience. Gotta be more comfortable than 1800 miles in a Yaris, CA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted December 17, 2016 If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience.I'm guessing: American 2228https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL2228/beafef6 You is a genius. And I am now heading up CA-99 toward food. In a car. Come on If anyone cares I'm currently 30K-ish feet in the air over Nevada, and we have taken the first descent step towards Sacramento. Yes, I am getting old and I am totally OK with it, LFN. I may have more grey but I still have astounding experience.I'm guessing: American 2228https://www.flightradar24.com/AAL2228/beafef6 You is a genius. And I am now heading up CA-99 toward food. In a car. Come on Cat, track that car! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
