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I can post a picture of my rack if you like.

FTFY

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I can post a picture of my rack if you like.

FTFY

This forum ain't big enough mate 😄

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Jim Kerr performing on Strictly.

F'ucking hell

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Jim Kerr performing on Strictly.

F'ucking hell

 

It looked as though he'd shat in a nappy. And sounded like it too.

 

Meantime, Rick Astley looked and sounded fab.

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Jim Kerr performing on Strictly.

F'ucking hell

 

It looked as though he'd shat in a nappy. And sounded like it too.

 

Meantime, Rick Astley looked and sounded fab.

 

Fucking hate Rick Astley.

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Today on the way to work we saw a lady giving birth in the front seat of a car.

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Today on the way to work we saw a lady giving birth in the front seat of a car.

Its Trowbridge, it was probably conceived on the front seat, seems fitting to be born there too!!

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Today on the way to work we saw a lady giving birth in the front seat of a car.

Its Trowbridge, it was probably conceived on the front seat, seems fitting to be born there too!!

No I was in Melksham, next town along, just like Trowbridge but also full of grannyshaggers.

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Today on the way to work we saw a lady giving birth in the front seat of a car.

Its Trowbridge, it was probably conceived on the front seat, seems fitting to be born there too!!

No I was in Melksham, next town along, just like Trowbridge but also full of grannyshaggers.

 

Hair splitter. :D

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Anyway, speaking of Wiltshire towns, how was your holiday in Swindon, LFN?

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Anyway, speaking of grannyshaggers, how was your holiday in Swindon, LFN?

FTFY

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Anyway, speaking of Wiltshire towns, how was your holiday in Swindon, LFN?

I haven't gone yet, Im going Monday................ :(

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Anyway, speaking of grannyshaggers, how was your holiday in Swindon, LFN?

FTFY

 

If you wasn't the funny bastard we all know and love Id have got the orn been offended by that. :lol:

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Seen as no-one ever seems to use on site chat facilities, or it's broken

 

How about a discord

 

https://discord.gg/erRBZ

The chat facilities work but its a bit like playing Russian Roulette.

Enter and find you in there or enter and find you not.

Tis a gamble too great!

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^^ far easier ripping the pish on FB :D

 

Kudos, guy is a knob.

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.............so

£5 million of Punk memorabilia was torched on a boat on the Thames today..........................

Well????

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'The Son' ?

 

Fuck it, was done far better on jura with £1m.

 

With less pretentiousness.

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.............so

£5 million of Punk memorabilia was torched on a boat on the Thames today..........................

Well????

 

In a weird sort of way Joe Coore has no right to burn this stuff, if Malcolm Mclaren had done it fair enough but his son doing it is hereditary wealth being squandered and not very punk, even if I get the intention, he's going to regret this.

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What a lot of scary looking women have graced these pages over the last few days.

 

NowForSomethingLenyalg814.jpg

o-RUTH-BADER-GINSBURG-facebook.jpgoliveros1.jpeg

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What a lot of scary looking women have graced these pages over the last few days.

 

NowForSomethingLenyalg814.jpg

o-RUTH-BADER-GINSBURG-facebook.jpgoliveros1.jpeg

Don't know why, but the third women reminds me of Andy Warhol.

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Swindon.

Its as shit as id feared and must be the only town in the UK where the council have decided to have roadworks on virtually EVERY C**TING roundabout on every main route in and out.

The course is testicle twistingly painful, ive got 10 f ucking days of this shite over TWO weeks.

Im not even on a high enough floor in my Holiday Inn special to jump out of the window and be certain of killing myself.

God help me.

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The #2 ranked restaurant in Swindon on TripAdvisor is called "Egg-E-Licious". Sounds like a culinary treat.

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