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I am in Addis Ababa airport.

I cant read that without seeing Ali Bongo.

Fuck knows why.

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I am in Addis Ababa airport.

 

I cant read that without seeing Ali Bongo.

f**k knows why.

 

 

It always conjures up plastic buckets, bowls and bins to me.

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I am in Addis Ababa airport.

 

I cant read that without seeing Ali Bongo.

f**k knows why.

 

 

It always conjures up plastic buckets, bowls and bins to me.

 

Oh yeah, Addis were manufacturers of them IIRC.

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Been continuing my listen to long list musicians on Spotify. Holly Dunn.

 

I wish I hadn't.

 

 

I remember daddy's hands folded silently in prayer
And reachin' out to hold me, when I had a nightmare
You could read quite a story in the callous' and lines
Years of work and worry had left their mark behind

 

 

 

Who writes this pish? I mean, I'm sorry she's got cancer, but fucks sake, the saccharine monotone was making my ears bleed.

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Been continuing my listen to long list musicians on Spotify. Holly Dunn.

 

I wish I hadn't.

 

 

I remember daddy's hands folded silently in prayer

And reachin' out to hold me, when I had a nightmare

You could read quite a story in the callous' and lines

Years of work and worry had left their mark behind

 

 

 

Who writes this pish? I mean, I'm sorry she's got cancer, but fucks sake, the saccharine monotone was making my ears bleed.

Sounds end-stage to me MSC

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In catering. :lol:

In catering. :lol:

Close....

 

....In Kettering.

 

In truth I am an expert for an EU TBT project. So the EU are paying my company and all my costs. Travelling economy though.

 

 

 

Is it Teddy Bear Times or Tequila Beer Tacos?

 

 

That list knows the answer.

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In catering. :lol:

In catering. :lol:

Close....

 

....In Kettering.

 

In truth I am an expert for an EU TBT project. So the EU are paying my company and all my costs. Travelling economy though.

 

 

 

Is it Teddy Bear Times or Tequila Beer Tacos?

 

 

That list knows the answer.

 

 

Technical Barriers to Trade presumably

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I'm about to move, intra-Berlin, I'll probably be off the grid for a few weeks. Let's see if research on mobile phone can be as effective as on a 'real' computer.

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I'm about to move, intra-Berlin, I'll probably be off the grid for a few weeks. Let's see if research on mobile phone can be as effective as on a 'real' computer.

I wish you luck on your move.

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I'm about to move, intra-Berlin, I'll probably be off the grid for a few weeks. Let's see if research on mobile phone can be as effective as on a 'real' computer.

 

Hope it all goes smoothly.

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I have been put on a training course at the end of November, a two fucking week ( weekends home) training course in.................Swindon.

What a crock of shit. :angry:

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I have been put on a training course at the end of November, a two fucking week ( weekends home) training course in.................Swindon.

What a crock of shit. :angry:

Me too, except I'm in Warrington.

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I have been put on a training course at the end of November, a two effing week ( weekends home) training course in.................Swindon.

What a crock of shit. :angry:

Me too, except I'm in Warrington.

 

Genuine Northern warmth and proper pubs or interbreeding at its finest with shit roundabouts....

Warrington wins :D

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I have been put on a training course at the end of November, a two effing week ( weekends home) training course in.................Swindon.

What a crock of shit. :angry:

Me too, except I'm in Warrington.

 

Genuine Northern warmth and proper pubs or interbreeding at its finest with shit roundabouts....

Warrington wins :D

 

 

Yeah but Warrington's near St Helens...

 

Once again tonight I was the only person to dress up for a theme night out at work. Do people not read their e-mails properly or do they just think oh Andrea will dress up, we don't need to bother.

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I have been put on a training course at the end of November, a two effing week ( weekends home) training course in.................Swindon.

What a crock of shit. :angry:

Me too, except I'm in Warrington.

 

Genuine Northern warmth and proper pubs or interbreeding at its finest with shit roundabouts....

Warrington wins :D

 

 

Can you not arrange to go on the piss with Lardy one evening. I suppose it's just a bit too far.

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I have been put on a training course at the end of November, a two effing week ( weekends home) training course in.................Swindon.

What a crock of shit. :angry:

Me too, except I'm in Warrington.

 

Genuine Northern warmth and proper pubs or interbreeding at its finest with shit roundabouts....

Warrington wins :D

 

 

Can you not arrange to go on the piss with Lardy one evening. I suppose it's just a bit too far.

 

I suspect that she would drink me under the table and sit there eating large kebabs all evening. :)

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I have been put on a training course at the end of November, a two effing week ( weekends home) training course in.................Swindon.

What a crock of shit. :angry:

You could come and visit Trowbridge, but I wouldn't bother if I were you because it's shit.

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I have been put on a training course at the end of November, a two effing week ( weekends home) training course in.................Swindon.

What a crock of shit. :angry:

You could come and visit Trowbridge, but I wouldn't bother if I were you because it's shit.

 

Id have to have three eyes to visit Trowbridge tbf. :D

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Out roasting my chestnuts at the local bonfire.

 

Well stand back a bit.

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Out roasting my chestnuts at the local bonfire.

Any Ballchinians there? :lol:

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