Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Deathray said: There's a theory that a long-life is punishment for doing truly awful things as the afterlife is so wonderful you only get admitted early if you've done great things and deserve it. Load of old codswallop but might make you feel better. It does not. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: It does not. No point trying with some folks is there, I bet your one of those people who won't be happy until middle lane hoggers are hung, drawn and quartered. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So, today. I went to County Court to try and prove that I was not the cause of a car accident. In the right corner was an 84 yr old fucktard who only used the roundabout ( the place of the collision ) some four times a year, as he lives in Nottingham, and actually ended up on the fucking roundabout because he failed to take the first exit off of it.......and the 4th exit, as his second opportunity. He then went around the roundabout, in the middle lane and, despite the lane he was in clearly directing him in a direction he did not want to go, followed it then decided to switch lanes into my car. In the left corner was me, I use the roundabout, one of the worst in the UK for sure, dozens of times a week all year round for decades. The old c**t lost. I should not really wish ill on people but my poor old Dad was a lot younger than him, was honest, decent and wonderful but he is dead and that lying 84 yr old bastard is not. I wish him a slow and very painful death. So he's not obit-able? Rotten luck m8y. And it is XXXX about yer da. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Deathray said: No point trying with some folks is there, I bet your one of those people who won't be happy until middle lane hoggers are hung, drawn and quartered. Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Youwanticewiththat said: So he's not obit-able? Rotten luck m8y. And it is XXXX about yer da. No, no, but he is a silly old cunt so that helps. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,142 Posted January 15, 2018 Blimey, if you're this pissed off when you won the case, just imagine if you'd lost. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 15, 2018 27 minutes ago, Toast said: Blimey, if you're this pissed off when you won the case, just imagine if you'd lost. I would have killed him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I would have killed him You almost did....... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, charon said: You almost did....... I'm not biting. Fuck off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 16, 2018 22 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I'm not biting. Fuck off. Which of your 70s skips did he dent then? Of course had you been in a sturdy beast like The Scenic you wouldn’t have sustained a scratch 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 16, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Which of your 70s skips did he dent then? Of course had you been in a sturdy beast like The Scenic you wouldn’t have sustained a scratch I have nowt from the 70s!!!! He tried to wreck a 7 month old car, damn nearly did too. The cost of repair must have been fucking THOUSANDS. To be fair, your Scenic is now legendary, how the fuck it keeps going is a miracle. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I have nowt from the 70s!!!! He tried to wreck a 7 month old car, damn nearly did too. The cost of repair must have been fucking THOUSANDS. To be fair, your Scenic is now legendary, how the fuck it keeps going is a miracle. Because it’s fucking AWESOME. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted January 17, 2018 12 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: Because it’s fucking AWESOME. Chariot of the Goddess 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barry B Benson 72 Posted January 18, 2018 Ahem Ya like Jazz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted January 18, 2018 24 minutes ago, Barry B Benson said: Ahem Ya like Jazz? God damn it, quit spamming so many threads with the same question... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,142 Posted January 18, 2018 Fuck off. (not you Roey) 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barry B Benson 72 Posted January 18, 2018 T R I G G E R E D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Barry B Benson said: Ahem Ya like Jazz? The magazines are great. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,054 Posted January 23, 2018 Hope you are feeling better Phantom of the Midway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted January 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Hope you are feeling better Phantom of the Midway. Thanks. Wasn't anything major, just something I ate upset my stomach. Glad it wasn't the stomach flu or anything that could last a while. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 23, 2018 On 1/18/2018 at 06:57, Joey Russ said: God damn it, quit spamming so many threads with the same question... Shows our Admins have weak constitutions. A chance for new Admins to shine, instead they reveal why they were chosen. Shit wouldn’t happen if Sir Creep or Roey Juss were on the job. Messages deleted and user warned—then blocked if repeated. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,142 Posted January 23, 2018 Not so much fun though. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 25, 2018 Chariot died on Sunday so been off all week trying to get a new one. Was due to go to scrappy on Monday, but the mouse that has lived in it the past few months finally chewed enough wires to kill it, 36 hours afore the wee cunt would've been crushed. Anyhoo, picked up a new one today from a bloke on Gumtree. Asked for the address and it was Invercharron. Fate , had to buy it. 4 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted January 25, 2018 20 minutes ago, charon said: Chariot died on Sunday so been off all week trying to get a new one. Was due to go to scrappy on Monday, but the mouse that has lived in it the past few months finally chewed enough wires to kill it, 36 hours afore the wee cunt would've been crushed. Anyhoo, picked up a new one today from a bloke on Gumtree. Asked for the address and it was Invercharron. Fate , had to buy it. Did you drive it like you stole it? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 25, 2018 Lol. For the cash it was a steal, but black ice, gritters out and single track road for 30+ miles populated by stags = 'no'. Barely got above 70 on occasions in the dark. You'll spend more on a tyre for your beloveds than I spent on this 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
