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Does look like a gas explosion, agreed?

 

Although, away from the potential tragic bit, look at TJ's Takeaway, casually still open. Anyone fireman wanting a kebab (I googled them) is in luck there.

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Wow, nasty, just don't know when something might go wrong. :o

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On the plus side the streets neighbouring can save a few bob on the heating bill with the radiator effect on that.

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11 hours ago, Cat O'Falk said:
12 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Leicester major incident ongoing...possible explosion.

 

Everything ok, Cat?

It's about two miles as the crow flies from me. Just heard about it on BBC News Channel. I'd guess it's a gas explosion.

Four people confirmed dead.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/25/breaking-newspolice-declare-major-incident-leicester-amid-reports/

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Stranded at work in the snow.Managed to get to the local pub for a few pints.No beds so sleep in the staffroom in a bit.Was told I could see could do the night shift but wouldn't get paid. I fucked off pretty quickly.

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Not sure where to put this, but I'm assuming this thread is actually read by the site owners/admins. If it isn't well it can talk to the void. I just want to take a moment to appreciate and thank the forum staff for this site's incredibly liberal moderation policy having just been banned from another website for calling a weather presenter a cunt. I'm assuming I can use that word as it's not directed and anyone on this forum, which I'd thought I could with the other forum. Utter madness to be honest. What is it with internet moderators and their power complex? This forum seems to have it right, as long as your not a complete and utter wanker you're tolerated, wouldn't the entire internet be so much less full of utter insanity than this forum if that was the case? I've probably tested your limits more than the most in the past, and I apologise for that, I'll be more thoughtful and considerate in my posting going forward. I just want to thank you for the common sense moderation policy that let's the community speak for them. I actually deserved every ban I've had on here, and understand why you banned me for it, something that other forums leave me dismayed about? People really are uptight snowflakes on parts of the internet. So here's a huge thanks to our great forum admins and moderators and a heap of praise for what increasingly seems like the only corner of the internet where you can still say what you bloody well think....

 

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BBC One, Two and Four had alibi's?

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Is binge-watching Garderner's World a sign of getting old?

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No.

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3 hours ago, Deathray said:

Is binge-watching Garderner's World a sign of getting old?

I'd say it is if you haven't got a garden.

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5 minutes ago, time said:

I'd say it is if you haven't got a garden.

 

 

At his age? Light shrubbery at best I'd imagine....

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38 minutes ago, time said:

I'd say it is if you haven't got a garden.

 

Monty Don's voice is so relaxing though, I could actually listen to him read the yellow pages...

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23 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

Monty Don's voice is so relaxing though, I could actually wank to him while reading the yellow pages...

 

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LFN is back! Repeat!

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23 minutes ago, Boudicca said:

LFN is back! Repeat!

LFN is back!

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Welcome back milord monkey-waving-smiley-emoticon.gif

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47 minutes ago, Boudicca said:

LFN is back! Repeat!

Still quiet though.

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

 

 

Welcome back you complete twunt. 

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22 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

Welcome back you complete twunt. 

The other day I was asked by an esteemed mem, it was actually by that web fingered wanker from Wiltshire whether I had visited the forum at all.

I answered, honestly, no.

Obviously, once asked I was compelled to look.

Once again Deathsperm you, metaphorically, bent over, stark naked, and allowed your danglies to swing against your large  milky white fleshy thighs.

How could I not be tempted to give them a good kick with my size 10s .

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21 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

The other day I was asked by an esteemed mem, it was actually by that web fingered wanker from Wiltshire 

Fuck you, inbreed :D

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39 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

The other day I was asked by an esteemed mem, it was actually by that web fingered wanker from Wiltshire whether I had visited the forum at all.

I answered, honestly, no.

Obviously, once asked I was compelled to look.

Once again Deathsperm you, metaphorically, bent over, stark naked, and allowed your danglies to swing against your large  milky white fleshy thighs.

How could I not be tempted to give them a good kick with my size 10s .

 

Oh yes because all you can fucking do with your life is make jokes that a 10 year old would think were too immature for them on an anonymous internet forum. Or you know you could've just kept the fuck away, you weren't missed.

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It's not quiet any more!!

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58 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

Oh yes because all you can fucking do with your life is make jokes that a 10 year old would think were too immature for them on an anonymous internet forum. Or you know you could've just kept the fuck away, you weren't missed.

.............so you do not even bother to deny that you have milky white fleshy thighs.

Do your bollocks slap against them too? Are you going to deny that?

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2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

.............so you do not even bother to deny that you have milky white fleshy thighs.

Do your bollocks slap against them too? Are you going to deny that?

 

No point arguing with a brick wall...

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