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Music.

A recent report stated ( it was denied) that Radio 2 was going to move away from anything that was made before the 80s.

My local radio station has a golden shower hour which barely gets outside of the 90s onwards.

Music was obviously shit in the decades before......

We still have classical music stations.

Nobody listens to Radio 1.

Work that lot out.:rolleyes:

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Pretty much always thought R2 was R1 from 10-15 years previously.

 

The dj's move over and take their old playlists with them.

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8 minutes ago, charon said:

 

Pretty much always thought R2 was R1 from 10-15 years previously.

 

The dj's move over and take their old playlists with them.

Yeah, that was pretty much it.

I remember the days of Young, John Dunn and the like and it was Al Martino and baking scones.

Then it moved on, in a good way.

It's real bollocks, it has been proven that the biggest buyers of music have been over 40 but we are seen as irrelevant, fuck, it seems to be a theme in life at the mo, everything is our fault, we are destroying the planet, leaving the young nothing and, and ,and...

It's all gone a bit rotten.

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Yip, but you gotta remember the 40 something's now were the R1 crowd 15-25 years ago, and the music was gash, so R2 now reflects them more than us dinosaurs.

 

Get on to Planet Rock or some such (is Atlantic 252 still around?) or you'll be talk stations like me afore you know it.

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6 minutes ago, charon said:

Yip, but you gotta remember the 40 something's now were the R1 crowd 15-25 years ago, and the music was gash, so R2 now reflects them more than us dinosaurs.

 

Get on to Planet Rock or some such (is Atlantic 252 still around?) or you'll be talk stations like me afore you know it.

I'm finding myself listening to Radio 4 and local BBC radio in the mornings such is the utter gash that is on elsewhere.

Nice to see the Beeb give Zoe Ball the breakfast gig.

Tick the box, fuck the talent.

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I never listen to the radio.  Inane chatter sends me into a rage.

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Olivia Coleman.

Local news is all over her like a fucking rash, Norfolk born and bred as she is.

I have to draw the line at the 'local girl from Holt has done good' shite when the local girl is a privately educated, ex Cambridge tutored middle class lass who really isn't one of 'us' at all.

It is highly unlikely that she had a Saturday job at Primark in Fakenham or summat.

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4 minutes ago, Toast said:

I never listen to the radio.  Jeremy Vine sends me into a rage.

Had to edit that Toastie, for all the right reasons, as I'm sure you will understand.:lol:

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41 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Olivia Coleman.

Local news is all over her like a fucking rash, Norfolk born and bred as she is.

I have to draw the line at the 'local girl from Holt has done good' shite when the local girl is a privately educated, ex Cambridge tutored middle class lass who really isn't one of 'us' at all.

It is highly unlikely that she had a Saturday job at Primark in Fakenham or summat.

 

She's one of a number of actors whose face I always want to punch  displeases me.  To make matters worse, they seem to be in everything.

Do feel free to list the faces that annoy you.

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3 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Jeremy Vine

I want to punch his obnoxious supercilious god-fearing face with a passion and I'm not even sure I can picture it.

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3 hours ago, Toast said:

 

She's one of a number of actors whose face I always want to punch  displeases me.  To make matters worse, they seem to be in everything.

Do feel free to list the faces that annoy you.

 

I've always felt the same about Olivia Colman. It was only today that I realised she bears a slight resemblance to my mother in her younger days.  

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3 hours ago, Toast said:

 

She's one of a number of actors whose face I always want to punch  displeases me.  To make matters worse, they seem to be in everything.

Do feel free to list the faces that annoy you.

Tom Hiddlestone.

Touted as the next James Bond but just as likely to be a contestant in this years Mr Punyverse or summat.

Wasn't he the chap who couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding but managed to get rid of soap scum and the like with new and improved Flash? I could have sworn it was him in that advert.:D

 

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The news is reporting that Corbyn was hit by an egg thrown at him while he attended an open day visit to a Mosque in North London.

Why the fuck couldn't they have thrown an anvil at the c**t or, at the very least, a club hammer.

FFS!!!!

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It has come to my attention that Phillip Schofield has dual nationality.

He is both British and a New Zealander, apparently.

What half of him is what has not been specified.

This is brilliant news. We can all demand that the UK Government strip him of his British citizenship.

He is a smug, talentless ( Gordon the Gopher had all the talent) prick who should be removed from this country IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

It has come to my attention that Phillip Schofield has dual nationality.

He is both British and a New Zealander, apparently.

What half of him is what has not been specified.

This is brilliant news. We can all demand that the UK Government strip him of his British citizenship.

He is a smug, talentless ( Gordon the Gopher had all the talent) prick who should be removed from this country IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!

Now you have tipped them off the NZ government might make a preemptive strike.

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3 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Now you have tipped them off the NZ government might make a preemptive strike.

The sheep may appreciate someone to practice their 'sex learning' on.:D

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Today is the 2nd day of me being manager of my section at work. And what do I do? Destroy my lower back helping with some machine maintenance. I'm hobbling like Rolf Harris after shower time with Nigerian Derek in prison. :wheelchair:

 

Sauvignon Blanc and Co-Codamol is on the menu this evening. Fuck pancakes.

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Take a few days off.

 

The burgers will still be flipped.

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5 hours ago, charon said:

Take a few days off.

 

The burgers will still be flipped.

 

Pancakes he said. IHOP written all over it

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Fucking ugly dugs.

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3 hours ago, charon said:

 

Fucking ugly dugs.


If it isn't a member of the hound group, it's a cat.

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One of the annual ordeals is safely behind me today.  That being the first mowing of the lawn (which makes it sound much tidier than it is).  Conditions have been just what you don't want - mild temperatures with frequent rain - so it had started to grow apace and ugly tufts had sprouted everywhere. 

 

The mower, ratcheted up to highest level, eventually agreed to start, and once away was obliging.  Not a vast amount of clippings to dispose of, which is lucky as our cunty council is now charging us to collect garden waste and I have declined to pay for the green bins to be emptied.  So into the black bin it went, ready for collection tomorrow.   Impeccable timing.  Hopefully the bastards will be voted out in May.

 

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if your dug no listed above—enjoy your cat.

if you can’t field course your dug, it should be fed to pigs.

See list above and act accordingly.

 

Exceot for Bob the dug I make an exception.  Presents from Texas forthcoming.  

SirC

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You missed out lurcher.

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