Spade_Cooley 9,205 Posted April 13, 2011 He's doing fine but his missus is skitz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Memento Mori 12 Posted April 17, 2011 He's doing fine but his missus is skitz. Maybe the stress of having a loopy wife will bring the cancer out of remission! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 925 Posted April 20, 2011 He's doing fine but his missus is skitz. Maybe the stress of having a loopy wife will bring the cancer out of remission! Speaking as a loopy wife, I wouldn't count on it. My husband doesn't have cancer and we've been together over 20 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest albert finney Posted April 20, 2011 Christopher Hitchens a shocking omisson from your 2011 list, he has a similar cancer to Douglas, but is Grade 4 and surely won`t go much longer considering he is still Drinking heavily! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted April 20, 2011 Christopher Hitchens a shocking omisson from your 2011 list, he has a similar cancer to Douglas, but is Grade 4 and surely won`t go much longer considering he is still Drinking heavily! He may have been saved by Christians! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Miser 17 Posted April 21, 2011 Christopher Hitchens a shocking omisson from your 2011 list, he has a similar cancer to Douglas, but is Grade 4 and surely won`t go much longer considering he is still Drinking heavily! He may have been saved by Christians! Why would they want him...very smart but a bit of a prick...religion or not, the proverb still applies...people u climb over on the way up, you seem to see again on the way down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Unknown Man 564 Posted August 11, 2011 He has been caught smoking just 7 months after he had beaten the cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted October 29, 2011 Cancer diagnosis haunts Michael Douglas Posted October 29, 2011 13:02:32 Veteran actor Michael Douglas says he will never forget when he was first told he had late-stage throat cancer in 2010. The 66-year-old Fatal Attraction actor, who was diagnosed with the disease in August, underwent radiation treatment and chemotherapy and in January 2011, announced the tumour was gone. But five months earlier, the story was different. "I'll never forget that moment when [the doctor] looked up at me and looked back down," Douglas has told actor Alec Baldwin in a podcast posted earlier this week for New York public radio station WNYC. "I knew, and he said 'Well, I guess we're going to have to take a biopsy, see there's a polyp here' - it was on my tongue. "Two days later, he called me back and said 'you've got cancer'." Douglas said that just after filming Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, his throat felt "a little sore". But he thought it was from the stress of portraying financier Gordon Gekko, the role that earned him an Oscar in 1987's Wall Street. "I thought maybe it was from tension, from the part, where you haven't placed your voice, where you're swallowing your words and you speak from the back of your throat," he said. "I had a little bit of a sore gum and so I saw doctors." He underwent seven weeks of treatments that cleared the cancer and now he has this advice for others: "the thing with cancer is that you want to get it as early as you can." Douglas also touched on coming to terms with his eldest son Cameron's history of drug abuse and his jail sentence in 2010 for dealing methamphetamine and cocaine and possessing heroin. "I think as far as drug addiction, your peer group plays a huge part of that," said Douglas. "In my oldest son's case, there was no end, until he was incarcerated." After taking time to recover from cancer treatments, Douglas will next be seen in the title role of Liberace, a film based on the life of the famous American pianist with Matt Damon playing his on-screen lover. "Liberace was a lovely guy," said the actor. "I haven't played a lot of nice guys." Source: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-10-29/mich...-cancer/3608032 Comment 1: His cancer diagnosis is now also haunting deathlist as we languish awaiting the sixth hit. Comment 2: I wonder if he and Matt Damon will be method acting to prepare for their roles as Liberace and boyfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GREGG METTLER Posted November 12, 2011 I heard Michael Douglas has cancer, Serves him right - the little chancer, Now he faces pain and strife, A change from the pleasure of a young wife. We can but hope that this is the end, Lets all pray that he is not on the mend. Both father and son now racing for death, With a chance of a grandson KOing on Meth. Put them both down for twenty-eleven, They'll gain their place in DL heaven. Perhaps too we could aim for a Pope, If he does the decent thing and hangs from his rope. The End. You're amazing, and so is time in a moment, you'll be mine outside gnashing, your nasty teeth screaming, yelling, at your bequeath when you see the light you missed your second death was not dismissed. darkness now is your lost home, your name forgotten, your chance is blown. hollow echoes, as you fade looking at light, from darkest shade you realize in stupid stupor,something you missed was right at the door. lovingly, DEATH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,195 Posted April 18, 2012 Douiglas is about to return to the big screen in a role that will really stretch him. He's going to play an ageing ladies' man who decides to settle down with a woman half his age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guesty Posted April 18, 2012 Fuck him, the coffin-dodging bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,073 Posted April 20, 2012 "No Dad, after You" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,607 Posted December 17, 2012 Classy son of his Cameron takes a beating in prison, suffering a broken leg and fingers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiger 2000 2 Posted June 2, 2013 Michael Douglas: oral sex caused my cancer Actor reveals to the Guardian that HPV, transmitted through oral sex, was responsible for his throat cancer. http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,270 Posted June 2, 2013 Hmm, I'm gonna make a bold prediction here and say the number of people who are gonna give up oral sex because of this "warning" is about the same number of times Kirk Douglas had sex last year (well.... I'm hoping to God/presuming it's zero). Sorry for that mental image. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted June 2, 2013 Michael Douglas makes a film about a gay man, then says he got cancer from cunnilingus. OK Michael we know what you are trying to say.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,862 Posted June 3, 2013 Anyone going to change the thread subtitle to "Going Down?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,451 Posted June 3, 2013 Well, I wonder if he got the virus from his wife or from someone else... And if he got it from his wife, where did she get it from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,239 Posted June 3, 2013 Well, I wonder if he got the virus from his wife or from someone else... And if he got it from his wife, where did she get it from? Either way, he got what was cumming to him, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadEgg 38 Posted June 3, 2013 No muffs too tough for Michael Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadEgg 38 Posted June 3, 2013 Well, I wonder if he got the virus from his wife or from someone else... And if he got it from his wife, where did she get it from? all she got was a mouthful of grey pubes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,853 Posted June 4, 2013 Michael Douglas: oral sex caused my cancer Actor reveals to the Guardian that HPV, transmitted through oral sex, was responsible for his throat cancer. http://www.guardian....oral-sex-cancer Now saying it wasn't (Sort of) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perfect Passing 277 Posted June 6, 2013 Michael Douglas: oral sex caused my cancer Actor reveals to the Guardian that HPV, transmitted through oral sex, was responsible for his throat cancer. http://www.guardian....oral-sex-cancer Now saying it wasn't (Sort of) Yeah, reverse gear engaged. The whole thing was a slip of the tongue! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,086 Posted August 25, 2013 http://www.independent.ie/woman/celeb-news/representative-for-catherine-zetajones-and-michael-douglas-declines-to-comment-on-reports-couple-to-split-29526236.html -It looks as though Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta -Jones have called time on their marriage- Maybe it was her who gave him the HPV virus through cunnilingus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardFeynman 16 Posted August 29, 2013 I heard Michael Douglas has cancer,Serves him right - the little chancer, Now he faces pain and strife, A change from the pleasure of a young wife. We can but hope that this is the end, Lets all pray that he is not on the mend. Both father and son now racing for death, With a chance of a grandson KOing on Meth. Put them both down for twenty-eleven, They'll gain their place in DL heaven. Perhaps too we could aim for a Pope, If he does the decent thing and hangs from his rope. The End. I imagine cancer is a walk in the park after living with that bitch. No doubt she'll get her claws into some other poor bastard when hubby finally kicks the bucket. When did it become cool to hate CZJ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
