Spade_Cooley 9,530 Posted October 25, 2011 Nominal GOP front runner presidential candidate, economic idiot and former CEO of Goodfellas Pizza Herman Cain would have probably got his own DL thread anyway merely out of the fact that he's a possible assassination risk if he ever does become US president. However, what's of more use to us is the fact that in 2006 he was diagnosed with Stage IV colon cancer that had metastased to his liver. Although it's now in remission, I can't imagine the stress of running for president will do him that good, and even the most optimistic of his doctors say that he has a "50% chance of being alive five years from now". So have at it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,983 Posted October 25, 2011 He is just using the running for President thing to raise his profile so he can sell more books and charge more for speaking fees. I am not sure about his current health but I bet he is having fun right now and his stress level is relatively low. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted October 25, 2011 ^^ Great video. Because of his failure to ine on abortion, I thought his 15 minutes of fame were up, but he's still holding strong at 25% in the polls, with Mitt Romney 4 points behind. To play the devil's advocate, it could also be said that a run for the presidency would give him a reason to live, thus giving his immune system a little boost. Besides, there's always Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,530 Posted November 21, 2011 He did have a slight worry at one point during the chemotherapy process when he discovered that one of the surgeon's name was "Dr. Abdallah." "I said to his physician assistant, I said, 'That sounds foreign--not that I had anything against foreign doctors--but it sounded too foreign," Cain tells the audience. "She said, 'He's from Lebanon.' Oh, Lebanon! My mind immediately started thinking, wait a minute, maybe his religious persuasion is different than mine! She could see the look on my face and she said, 'Don't worry, Mr. Cain, he's a Christian from Lebanon.'" "Hallelujah!" Cain says. "Thank God!" The crowd laughs uneasily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted July 2, 2020 Didn’t realize he had his own thread. Anyways, he’s hospitalized with coronavirus 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genfærd 452 Posted July 2, 2020 11 days ago at a Trump rally in Tulsa. Oops. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,605 Posted July 4, 2020 Sounds bad if all the trumpers are praying for him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted July 4, 2020 These fuckers thought it was all fun and games until one of their own caught it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 4, 2020 Can Herman survive corona? I predict Herman Caint.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,435 Posted July 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: Can Herman survive corona? I predict Herman Caint.. He'll die laughing at that pun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thatcher 2,417 Posted July 30, 2020 Dead. Daily Mail, The Sun, Metro, Independent, The Guardian, BBC obits. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted July 30, 2020 But he was assured it was all a hoax 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,951 Posted July 30, 2020 Yeah, when he was said to be "recuperating" I thought this guy was fucked. Actually there's no cure for being a cunt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,975 Posted July 30, 2020 So he caught it at the Trump rally in Tulsa? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Duke 100 Posted July 30, 2020 Death by Trump Rally Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted July 30, 2020 Another Republican turns from red to blue.... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted July 30, 2020 Seriously, no-one picked him on the DDP? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildstorm 297 Posted July 30, 2020 COVID rocked him like a Hermancain! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genfærd 452 Posted July 30, 2020 Imagine dying for Donald Trump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc 84 Posted July 30, 2020 You won’t get to complain when people gloat about Ruth Bader Ginsburg getting replaced by a republican. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 30, 2020 Wow! This is a biggie! Will this shock Donald Trump into taking corona seriously at last ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: Wow! This is a biggie! Will this shock Donald Trump into taking corona seriously at last ? I have replied to the wrong post.Sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 30, 2020 On 04/07/2020 at 22:36, CoffinLodger said: Can Herman survive corona? I predict Herman Caint.. Just call me Nostradamus ! https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12269679/herman-cain-dead-coronavirus/amp/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,530 Posted July 30, 2020 Shoulda called 999.... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
