Deathrace 1,170 Posted April 26, 2020 33 minutes ago, Man About The Forum said: What happens if someone received a QO, but it then transpires they aren't dead? Points rescinded? What happened with Dave Swarbrick (first time around obviously)? There must be precedent for this sort of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted April 26, 2020 49 minutes ago, Man About The Forum said: What happens if someone received a QO, but it then transpires they aren't dead? Points rescinded? Usually this is spotted. There was an odd case years ago where someone got points in the DDP on the basis of a hoax obituary the Telegraph fell for, on a silent film actress who had actually died over 20 years earlier off the radar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted April 26, 2020 10 hours ago, Yama said: This is the most recent picture of Kim Jong Un, from 10 April. He hasn't been seen in public since 11 April. He's saying 'this is my impression of Jeremy beadles withered hand'. 'That's not funny Kim' the soldiers say . 'Sing is this the way to Amarillo again tubby'. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,936 Posted April 26, 2020 20 minutes ago, msc said: Usually this is spotted. There was an odd case years ago where someone got points in the DDP on the basis of a hoax obituary the Telegraph fell for, on a silent film actress who had actually died over 20 years earlier off the radar. Pola Illéry. The Telegraph has now withdrawn the obit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted April 26, 2020 Just now, drol said: Pola Illéry. The Telegraph has now withdrawn the obit. Yes, but they did that in 2013 or 2014 iirc so the points stay in 2012! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 26, 2020 When the North Koreans officially announce, like above, that their 'Great Leader' is dead then he will actually be dead. Until then, the cunt is still alive, ok? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajlposh 549 Posted April 26, 2020 1 minute ago, The Old Crem said: I really don’t know what to believe anymore 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted April 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: I wonder how he gets his hair to stay like that ... or maybe he just has a square head. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,936 Posted April 26, 2020 Actually the South Korean guy bases himself on the train sighting, which does not imply in any way Kim is well. Meanwhile strange movements are detected in Pyongyang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted April 26, 2020 If Kim Jong Un is alive and well I will be so embarrassed that I will never post on this forum ever again .I officially will retire from death forecasting ! If so I wish everyone the very best for the future and goodbye ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: If Kim Jong Un is alive and well I will be so embarrassed that I will never post on this forum again. Do not make promises that you have no intention of keeping. Then again, if you do fuck off you will be back again with another user name just like a few on here have already done. Maybe, if you do the big come back as another user, you will bother take a whole 5 mins out of your life to upload an avatar you lazy c**t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted April 26, 2020 On 26/04/2020 at 16:51, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Do not make promises that you have no intention of keeping. Then again, if you do fuck off you will be back again with another user name just like a few on here have already done. Maybe, if you do the big come back as another user, you will bother take a whole 5 mins out of your life to upload an avatar you lazy c**t. And people like you are the reason I will never post on here again even if Kim is dead. I no longer feel welcome here. I wish everyone who is nice and friendly on here all the very best for the future. Goodbye. I feel very sad that I have had to do this. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said: And you are the reason I will never post on here again even if Kim is dead. Goodbye.Goodbye shitty world. I do hope you mean that! Fuck off. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus of Odstock 2,187 Posted April 26, 2020 Coffin Lodger is iain. He's been doing this kind of stunt thinking he is a some kind of rolling 24 hour news person for 15 odd years. At least he is consistent if not a bit odd But he is relatively harmless and doesn't normally insult other members. As for Kim Jong Un... maybe he is merely self isolating. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,936 Posted April 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Octopus of Odstock said: Coffin Lodger is iain. He's been doing this kind of stunt thinking he is a some kind of rolling 24 hour news person for 15 odd years. At least he is consistent if not a bit odd But he is relatively harmless and doesn't normally insult other members. As for Kim Jong Un... maybe he is merely self isolating. I don't really think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, Octopus of Odstock said: Coffin Lodger is iain. He's been doing this kind of stunt thinking he is a some kind of rolling 24 hour news person for 15 odd years. At least he is consistent if not a bit odd But he is relatively harmless and doesn't normally insult other members. As for Kim Jong Un... maybe he is merely self isolating. I just re read some of his posts and, yes, I believe you are right! Oh well, he will be back... I agree with you, self isolation is the most plausible explanation, I reckon the virus is rampant there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CastAway 488 Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, ajlposh said: I really don’t know what to believe anymore At this point either he appears in person on TV or the NKs announce he's dead/brain dead - only way I'll be able to actually believe either side. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc 84 Posted April 26, 2020 Apparently he went missing for 6 months, a few years ago and was fine. But also they say that the persistence of the rumour of the heart procedure seems different than any other time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khoi Huynh 4 Posted April 26, 2020 didnt kim jong il die on that train? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genfærd 452 Posted April 26, 2020 29 minutes ago, CastAway said: At this point either he appears in person on TV or the NKs announce he's dead/brain dead - only way I'll be able to actually believe either side. Honestly, if he is actually braindead, I doubt they'll announce it just like that. That would show weakness. And they're already showing weakness right now amidst the rumours of Kim's death which is why they'll probably launch a fuckload of missles into the ocean the next couple of weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted April 26, 2020 Well, if it is really Iain, let’s enjoy a classic post of his, shall we? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,439 Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Octopus of Odstock said: Coffin Lodger is iain. Aha. Now you say that, it does make sense but I am useless at detecting these new accounts. 2 hours ago, Joey Russ said: Well, if it is really Iain, let’s enjoy a classic post of his, shall we? One of my all time favourite inept DL posts, that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Octopus of Odstock said: Coffin Lodger is iain. He's been doing this kind of stunt thinking he is a some kind of rolling 24 hour news person for 15 odd years. At least he is consistent if not a bit odd But he is relatively harmless and doesn't normally insult other members. As for Kim Jong Un... maybe he is merely self isolating. Is he Iain? He fancied me I reckon. Come back Iain! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
