Kim Jong-Un

[Deathrace 1,161]

33 minutes ago, Man About The Forum said:

What happens if someone received a QO, but it then transpires they aren't dead? Points rescinded? 

What happened with Dave Swarbrick (first time around obviously)? There must be precedent for this sort of thing. 

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49 minutes ago, Man About The Forum said:

What happens if someone received a QO, but it then transpires they aren't dead? Points rescinded? 

 

Usually this is spotted.

 

There was an odd case years ago where someone got points in the DDP on the basis of a hoax obituary the Telegraph fell for, on a silent film actress who had actually died over 20 years earlier off the radar.

[the_engineer 1,414]

10 hours ago, Yama said:

This is the most recent picture of Kim Jong Un, from 10 April. He hasn't been seen in public since 11 April.

 

 

He's saying 'this is my impression of Jeremy beadles withered hand'.

 

'That's not funny Kim' the soldiers say . 'Sing is this the way to Amarillo again tubby'. 

[drol 11,720]

20 minutes ago, msc said:

 

Usually this is spotted.

 

There was an odd case years ago where someone got points in the DDP on the basis of a hoax obituary the Telegraph fell for, on a silent film actress who had actually died over 20 years earlier off the radar.

Pola Illéry. The Telegraph has now withdrawn the obit.

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Just now, drol said:

Pola Illéry. The Telegraph has now withdrawn the obit.

 

Yes, but they did that in 2013 or 2014 iirc so the points stay in 2012!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,215]

 

When the North Koreans officially announce, like above, that their 'Great Leader' is dead then he will actually be dead.

Until then, the cunt is still alive, ok?

 

[The Old Crem 3,533]

 

[ajlposh 540]

1 minute ago, The Old Crem said:

 

I really don’t know what to believe anymore

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6 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

 

 

I wonder how he gets his hair to stay like that ... or maybe he just has a square head.

[drol 11,720]

Actually the South Korean guy bases himself on the train sighting, which does not imply in any way Kim is well. Meanwhile strange movements are detected in Pyongyang.

[CoffinLodger 1,248]

If Kim Jong Un is alive and well I will be so embarrassed that I will never post on this forum ever again .I officially will retire from death forecasting ! If so I wish everyone the very best for the future and goodbye !

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[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,215]

4 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said:

If Kim Jong Un is alive and well I will be so embarrassed that I will never post on this forum again. 

Do not make promises that you have no intention of keeping.

Then again, if you do fuck off you will be back again with another user name just like a few on here have already done.

Maybe, if you do the big come back as another user, you will bother take a whole 5 mins out of your life to upload an avatar  you lazy c**t.

 

[CoffinLodger 1,248]

On 26/04/2020 at 16:51, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Do not make promises that you have no intention of keeping.

Then again, if you do fuck off you will be back again with another user name just like a few on here have already done.

Maybe, if you do the big come back as another user, you will bother take a whole 5 mins out of your life to upload an avatar  you lazy c**t.

 

And people like you  are the reason I will never post on here again even if Kim is dead. I no longer feel welcome here.  I wish everyone who is nice and friendly  on here all the very best for the future. Goodbye. I feel very sad that I have had to do this.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,215]

3 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said:

And you are the reason I will never post on here again even if Kim is dead. Goodbye.Goodbye shitty world. 

I do hope you mean that!

Fuck off.

[Octopus of Odstock 2,175]

Coffin Lodger is iain. 

 

He's been doing this kind of stunt thinking he is a some kind of rolling 24 hour news person for 15 odd years. 

At least he is consistent if not a bit odd 

 

But he is relatively harmless and doesn't normally insult other members. 

 

As for Kim Jong Un... maybe he is merely self isolating. 

[drol 11,720]

3 minutes ago, Octopus of Odstock said:

Coffin Lodger is iain. 

 

He's been doing this kind of stunt thinking he is a some kind of rolling 24 hour news person for 15 odd years. 

At least he is consistent if not a bit odd 

 

But he is relatively harmless and doesn't normally insult other members. 

 

As for Kim Jong Un... maybe he is merely self isolating. 

I don't really think.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,215]

5 minutes ago, Octopus of Odstock said:

Coffin Lodger is iain. 

 

He's been doing this kind of stunt thinking he is a some kind of rolling 24 hour news person for 15 odd years. 

At least he is consistent if not a bit odd 

 

But he is relatively harmless and doesn't normally insult other members. 

 

As for Kim Jong Un... maybe he is merely self isolating. 

I just re read some of his posts and, yes, I believe you are right!

Oh well, he will be back...

I agree with you, self isolation is the most plausible explanation, I reckon the virus is rampant there.

 

[CastAway 488]

2 hours ago, ajlposh said:

I really don’t know what to believe anymore

At this point either he appears in person on TV or the NKs announce he's dead/brain dead - only way I'll be able to actually believe either side.

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Apparently he went missing  for 6 months, a few years ago and was fine. But also they say that the persistence of the rumour of the heart procedure seems different than any other time.

[Khoi Huynh 4]

didnt kim jong il die on that train?

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29 minutes ago, CastAway said:

At this point either he appears in person on TV or the NKs announce he's dead/brain dead - only way I'll be able to actually believe either side.

 

Honestly, if he is actually braindead, I doubt they'll announce it just like that. That would show weakness. And they're already showing weakness right now amidst the rumours of Kim's death which is why they'll probably launch a fuckload of missles into the ocean the next couple of weeks.

[Joey Russ 7,207]

Well, if it is really Iain, let’s enjoy a classic post of his, shall we?  

 

 

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2 hours ago, Octopus of Odstock said:

Coffin Lodger is iain.

 

Aha. Now you say that, it does make sense but I am useless at detecting these new accounts.

 

2 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

Well, if it is really Iain, let’s enjoy a classic post of his, shall we?  

 

 

 

One of my all time favourite inept DL posts, that one.

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2 hours ago, Octopus of Odstock said:

Coffin Lodger is iain. 

 

He's been doing this kind of stunt thinking he is a some kind of rolling 24 hour news person for 15 odd years. 

At least he is consistent if not a bit odd 

 

But he is relatively harmless and doesn't normally insult other members. 

 

As for Kim Jong Un... maybe he is merely self isolating. 

Is he Iain? He fancied me I reckon.  Come back Iain!