Spade_Cooley 9,474 Posted December 20, 2016 Was probably just waiting until Maisie Williams was legal so he could have a guilt-free chug over her. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted December 20, 2016 Was probably just waiting until Maisie Williams was legal so he could have a guilt-free chug over her. Kerr-ist another nightmare ridden night for me on that thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,397 Posted December 20, 2016 Watching it. Cancer was "in remission for five years there" (implying it's not anymore), and he's on experimental drugs to try and prolong his life/test them out for the health service. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adrian0719 220 Posted January 21, 2017 Having some kind of anaemia-related operation that involves shoving a rod up his asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GossipGabe 333 Posted January 21, 2017 Having some kind of anaemia-related operation that involves shoving a rod up his asshole. I kind of can't really decide whether his current situation is really that dire, or he's just being a drama queen about having his fanny inspected and penetrated. It'd be unlucky to lose him now that he's finally off the deathlist after so many consecutive appearances. Our thoughts are with you Clive, hold on at least until 1 January, 2018. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 21, 2017 Having some kind of anaemia-related operation that involves shoving a rod up his asshole. I kind of can't really decide whether his current situation is really that dire, or he's just being a drama queen about having his fanny inspected and penetrated. It'd be unlucky to lose him now that he's finally off the deathlist after so many consecutive appearances. Our thoughts are with you Clive, hold on at least until 1 January, 2018. Drama Queen. Should be a good poem though. 'It's odd to think a, tube up my sphincter... 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted January 21, 2017 Sods law. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted January 28, 2017 Not had the op seems in good spirits https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jan/28/how-do-people-know-trump-will-destroy-the-world-clive-james Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 5, 2017 Still publishing https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/feb/04/clive-james-gerard-depardieu-marseille-television-netflix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted February 5, 2017 Clive James will die of old age in his 90's.Nothing more to see here ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted February 11, 2017 Has survived the operation https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/feb/11/clive-james-break-down-to-nadal-roger-federer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drol 11,797 Posted February 11, 2017 Has survived the operation https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/feb/11/clive-james-break-down-to-nadal-roger-federer We had no doubts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,414 Posted February 11, 2017 Has survived the operation https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/feb/11/clive-james-break-down-to-nadal-roger-federer We had no doubts. You can't spell clive without live !! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,939 Posted February 23, 2017 I really only just realized that Clive is not on the List anymore.... good decision, he has a new book out, and whnes again (and again, and again) about not being dead: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/feb/23/clive-james-announces-new-poetry-collection-injury-time-sentenced-life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,161 Posted June 17, 2017 Latest update - immobile but listening to Bach and watching US House of Cards. Doesn't sound in too much discomfort. https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jun/17/clive-james-terror-attacks-trump-poem-all-is-not-lost 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted July 8, 2017 No Reports of my Death column in The Guardian for a second consecutive week. Could mean something, probably doesn't, thought I'd mention it anyway. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,282 Posted July 8, 2017 Hmm it isnt like Clive not to write! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,282 Posted July 8, 2017 If he dies this year he will be the biggest miss since Patrick Moore. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,210 Posted July 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Shaun of the Dead said: If he dies this year he will be the biggest miss since Patrick Moore. Henry Kissinger would technically be a bigger miss than Clive James. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dead Cow 620 Posted July 14, 2017 Here's a tweet from yesterday which contains some pics of him. https://twitter.com/lupusinflight/status/885562804966744064 Not looking like he's at death's door, but hospitalised nonetheless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,614 Posted July 14, 2017 One to bring back for 2018 for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,509 Posted July 14, 2017 On 08/07/2017 at 14:21, Joey Russ said: Henry Kissinger would technically be a bigger miss than Clive James. Disagree Kissinger has been very active whereas James has been open about his health issues. We know James is ill and did not put him on the list. Kissinger is just speculation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,397 Posted July 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said: Disagree Kissinger has been very active whereas James has been open about his health issues. We know James is ill and did not put him on the list. Kissinger is just speculation Statistically rather than current health wise, I was assuming. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,210 Posted July 14, 2017 2 hours ago, msc said: Statistically rather than current health wise, I was assuming. Correct. Personally I think Kissinger is very healthy, but he has already made 5 appearances on the deathlist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,939 Posted July 29, 2017 I think the situation is getting worse. Some Guardian commenter alerted me to the fact that his column has been absent for weeks. Now someone on Twitter observed that the Guardian magazine no longer features the line "Clive James is away". So he's probably not going to return... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
