torbrexbones 717 Posted March 11, 2017 9 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: An easier way to avoid curry stains is to not eat curry. I eat curry regularly and can tell you that the easiest way to avoid the stains is to put the curry in your mouth and not to drool it all down your shirt. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,050 Posted March 25, 2017 What, no gofundme page for homeless orphaned Dalek? Unbelievable! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted March 26, 2017 13 hours ago, WednesdayAddams said: Stolen and now on Facebook. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,611 Posted March 27, 2017 On 3/26/2017 at 11:29, Paul Bearer said: Stolen and now on Facebook. Credit where it's due, that's the work of Andrew R @ExcelPope https://twitter.com/ExcelPope/status/845326712317657089/photo/1 (not a criticism or anything btw) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WednesdayAddams 103 Posted March 27, 2017 6 hours ago, time said: Credit where it's due, that's the work of Andrew R @ExcelPope https://twitter.com/ExcelPope/status/845326712317657089/photo/1 (not a criticism or anything btw) Absolutely. I nicked it from JK Rowling who nicked it from someone else. You know how these things work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 10, 2017 Missed this last year at The Masters . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted April 10, 2017 http://www.jewornotjew.com/full.jsp?LOAD=1&RAT=15 The internet these days, oy voy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted April 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: http://www.jewornotjew.com/full.jsp?LOAD=1&RAT=15 The internet these days, oy voy. http://www.jewornotjew.com/faq.jsp Quote Are you, the creators of this website, Jewish? Isn't it obvious? No, it's not. I haven't bothered to read the profiles. So can you please answer the question? Yes, we're Jewish. Sheesh. I like it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 17, 2017 3 hours ago, torbrexbones said: Fucking hell, we are supposed to be, or damn well should be, the most edgy, brilliant, sarcastic, clever, intelligent and most fabulous forum on'tweb. So why go and post a 'funny' gif thats been hawked around for a fucking week and the whole world has already seen it. You need to up your game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Fucking hell, we are supposed to be, or damn well should be, the most edgy, brilliant, sarcastic, clever, intelligent and most fabulous forum on'tweb. So why go and post a 'funny' gif thats been hawked around for a fucking week and the whole world has already seen it. You need to up your game. As I only saw it yesterday and could not see it posted on here, I took it that this corner of the world had not seen it. Anyone that resorts to swearing at the start of a post can, under no circumstances be considered 'clever or intelligent'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted April 17, 2017 1 hour ago, torbrexbones said: As I only saw it yesterday and could not see it posted on here, I took it that this corner of the world had not seen it. Anyone that resorts to swearing at the start of a post can, under no circumstances be considered 'clever or intelligent'. I only ever fucking well swear in the middle of a cunting post so I'm obviously a clever twat. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted April 17, 2017 United airlines: Board as a doctor Leave as a patient. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted April 17, 2017 2 hours ago, torbrexbones said: As I only saw it yesterday and could not see it posted on here, I took it that this corner of the world had not seen it. Anyone that resorts to swearing at the start of a post can, under no circumstances be considered 'clever or intelligent'. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 17, 2017 2 hours ago, torbrexbones said: As I only saw it yesterday and could not see it posted on here, I took it that this corner of the world had not seen it. Anyone that resorts to swearing at the start of a post can, under no circumstances be considered 'clever or intelligent'. Fuck off. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,976 Posted April 19, 2017 Man dies during lapdance: http://comicbook.com/popculturenow/2017/04/18/man-dies-while-getting-lap-dance-strip-club-texas/ "when the time came to pay, he was unresponsive" .... "it's safe to say that he was likely thoroughly enjoying himself in his final moments"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted April 19, 2017 http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/aaron-hernandez-innocent-murder-following-suicide/ I knew the national enquirie was useless rag but for fucks sake this is outright manipulative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted April 25, 2017 New McDonald's uniforms.... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted April 25, 2017 11 hours ago, charon said: New McDonald's uniforms.... I prefer Burger King. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted April 25, 2017 11 hours ago, charon said: New McDonald's uniforms.... Have you been inside a MacDonalds "restaurant" recently instead of being a bright and kid friendly place its now going for this stupid futuristic style the uniforms are just the tip of the iceberg. I mean seriously bring back Ronald Mac Donald (his banned from MacDonalds now because of the clown horseshit last year) and get rid of this stupid nonsense. MacDonalds is trying to appeal wayyyy too hard appeal to teenagers. This images says it all http://img2.thejournal.ie/article/1373933/river?version=1374137&width=1340 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted April 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: Have you been inside a MacDonalds "restaurant" recently instead of being a bright and kid friendly place its now going for this stupid futuristic style the uniforms are just the tip of the iceberg. I mean seriously bring back Ronald Mac Donald (his banned from MacDonalds now because of the clown horseshit last year) and get rid of this stupid nonsense. MacDonalds is trying to appeal wayyyy too hard appeal to teenagers. This images says it all http://img2.thejournal.ie/article/1373933/river?version=1374137&width=1340 Who cares, the food is horrible. Greasy slimy nastiness. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted April 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, Toast said: Who cares, the food is horrible. Greasy slimy nastiness. Toast you're supposed to blow in the bathroom AFTER the meal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted April 25, 2017 57 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said: Toast you're supposed to blow in the bathroom AFTER the meal. What on earth are you talking about? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
