Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet

[charon 4,943]

Right, much in the News re the new yank F1 owners binning the glamour gals (and boys) on the start grid.

 

Now announced they're to be replaced by children.

 

 

Whole new market right there.....

[runebomme 377]

nostalgia to some education to others

 

 

[ThePrematureBurial 224]

Have you ever wondered what a necrophiliac looks like? 

 

This guy, who worked in a morgue, was forced to resign, after it was discovered that he had sex with a murdered reality star. 

 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5358437/Morgue-man-fired-sex-dead-Big-Brother-entrant.html

[time 8,597]

I might be late to the party here, but apparently toilet bowl night-lights are a 'thing'.

 

 

They're  - ahem - motion activated.

 

 

[the_engineer 1,415]

 

Is this not the most embarrassing and cringest things you ever did see? This is up there for me as one of the most craziest things a lefty has said.  This guy is like an ultra cuck at this point he has become so cucked his testicles have retreated into his body and turned into ovaries.

[Joey Russ 7,220]

[Sir Creep 7,070]

On 2/7/2018 at 12:50, the_engineer said:

 

Is this not the most embarrassing and cringest things you ever did see? This is up there for me as one of the most craziest things a lefty has said.  This guy is like an ultra cuck at this point he has become so cucked his testicles have retreated into his body and turned into ovaries.

Except it was a joke.  Don't get your panties in a bunch.

[Toast 16,132]

6 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

Except it was a joke.  Don't get your panties in a bunch  knickers in a twist.

FTFY.

[Toast 16,132]

This is one tough dude.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-43006191

 

(To clarify, it's the victim who's tough)

 

[Mad Hatter2 85]

On 07/02/2018 at 18:50, the_engineer said:

 

Is this not the most embarrassing and cringest things you ever did see? This is up there for me as one of the most craziest things a lefty has said.  This guy is like an ultra cuck at this point he has become so cucked his testicles have retreated into his body and turned into ovaries.

At least he is doing a better job than may and the human cheeto.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

1 hour ago, Toast said:

This is one tough dude.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-43006191

 

"The judge also ordered that he carries out 250 hours unpaid work..." 
Sounds like my employer
So that video -- guy slides 20' or so on his left arm on concrete, gets up, and nary a scratch.  He must have alligator skin not to have left some of it on the pavement.

[Boudicca 702]

On 07/02/2018 at 00:58, ThePrematureBurial said:

Have you ever wondered what a necrophiliac looks like? 

 

This guy, who worked in a morgue, was forced to resign, after it was discovered that he had sex with a murdered reality star. 

 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5358437/Morgue-man-fired-sex-dead-Big-Brother-entrant.html

 

[charon 4,943]

Oh Bou, should've gone to Specsavers.

 

Nowt like him, wrong colour for a start...

 

Craig Charles on the other hand.....

 

 

[Toast 16,132]

3 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

So that video -- guy slides 20' or so on his left arm on concrete, gets up, and nary a scratch.  He must have alligator skin not to have left some of it on the pavement.

The bus seemed to hit him one hell of a smack too, and after all that he just gets up and nonchalantly strolls into the Purple Turtle bar.

[charon 4,943]

Positive it was posted, with video, at the time.

[Toast 16,132]

2 minutes ago, charon said:

Positive it was posted, with video, at the time.

You mean it was ?  Sorry.

[charon 4,943]

http://maps.nls.uk/geo/find/#zoom=12&lat=55.8421&lon=-4.1606&layers=9&b=1&point=55.8322,-4.2063

 

 

Old OS maps.....when there was a countryside.

[FixedBusiness 407]

On 07/02/2018 at 11:32, time said:

I might be late to the party here, but apparently toilet bowl night-lights are a 'thing'.

 

 

They're  - ahem - motion activated.

 

 

I think idubbztv did a "Kickstarter Crap" episode on these. Pretty shit looking product (excuse the pun)

[FixedBusiness 407]

[Mad Hatter2 85]

 

 

 

 

[gcreptile 10,966]

 

[msc 18,439]

39 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

 

 

DOCTOR: Ah, these could be useful. You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
(Leela turns slowly and raises the weapon.)
DOCTOR: They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable
(He spots Leela's blank face in a mirror.)
DOCTOR: If you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.

 

[the_engineer 1,415]

Crisis actors do exist though .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not saying these events did or didn't take place however having someone (a crisis actor) pushing a narrative and not letting a good tragedy go to waste I believe is 100% real.  It maybe controversial but I believe sandy hook was a completely made up event. The evidence is overwhelming . I implore anyone to say they don't have serious doubts about sandy hook , after watching the documentary 'we need to talk about sandy hook'.  

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Fucksake, really?

[torbrexbones 717]