GrumpyRabbit 52 Posted January 10, 2022 3 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: This was posted up elsewhere. I need to know WTF was magic about the fish and why would you call a horse 'Tony' ffs! Looks like Tony was THE name for wonder horses at one point… https://www.globetrotting.com.au/tony-the-wonder-horse/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 13, 2022 FFS who is offended by the name of a sweetie ? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,045 Posted January 20, 2022 Found this cool Twitter account which publish actualities from 100 years ago « in live » as if there was Twitter or other medias like that in 1922. they published yesterday that Pope Benedict XV has a flu and is bedridden, hope he will recover quickly (spoiler alert : he won’t and be dead in 2 days). 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted January 21, 2022 24 minutes ago, One shot Paddy said: LOL, reminds me of this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,385 Posted January 22, 2022 “Cut yer own fuckin grass ya wee cunts” 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 23, 2022 Parent: How was your first day of school? Child: Great! Parent: Do you like your teacher? Child: You mean teachers. Conjoined Twins Abby and Brittany Hensel Are Elementary School Teachers. https://www.distractify.com/p/conjoined-twins-abby-and-brittany-today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted January 23, 2022 4 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Parent: How was your first day of school? Child: Great! Parent: Do you like your teacher? Child: You mean teachers. Conjoined Twins Abby and Brittany Hensel Are Elementary School Teachers. https://www.distractify.com/p/conjoined-twins-abby-and-brittany-today I have to say, those girls are incredible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 25, 2022 https://www.newsweek.com/unvaccinated-28-year-old-denial-covid-diagnosis-dies-after-ripping-off-oxygen-mask-1672332 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 28, 2022 Headline of the Year, 2022 (Winner) Woman Trapped In 8-Year-Old's Body Goes On Blind Date https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/woman-trapped-in-8yearolds-body-goes-on-blind-date-20220127.amp.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,385 Posted January 29, 2022 Just aced today’s Wordle: 5 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,129 Posted January 29, 2022 It would be great if they used it to comment subtly on current affairs. Like Susie Dent does with her "word of the day". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 5, 2022 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17554709/family-kicked-out-home-rotherham/?rec_article=true Seriously............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 8, 2022 https://www.myjoyonline.com/70-year-old-man-beaten-to-pulp-in-damongo-for-being-a-wizard/ A 70-year-old peasant farmer in Damongo, Mr. Abia, is currently battling for his life at the West Gonja Hospital after being beaten by some residents who accused him of having caused deaths of their relations. The visibly weak victim is among a few men in the region who are alleged to be wizards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 10, 2022 Pakistani police searching for a pregnant woman who had nail hammered through her head in hopes of a son A pregnant woman in Pakistan was rushed to the hospital after a faith healer allegedly hammered a two-inch nail into her head with the promise that she would give birth to a baby boy. Capital City Police Peshawar, a police jurisdiction in the capital city of Islamabad, is now looking to find the identity of the woman and the faith healer. Doctors at the Lady Reading Hospital had successfully removed the nail from the woman’s head after it missed her brain. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,696 Posted February 15, 2022 Shocking! What's next? Bam Margera caught drinking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlotte's Controller 195 Posted February 16, 2022 In other news from America proving that males can’t multitask. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2016/01/26/detroit-motorist-porn-movie-crashes-dies/79370556/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 16, 2022 23 hours ago, arghton said: Shocking! What's next? Bam Margera caught drinking? You would need to smoke a joint, or 10, to sit through that Super Bowl shite. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 17, 2022 Ok DL chums, tell me, is this writing you be would expect to see from a 6 year old? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted February 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Ok DL chums, tell me, is this writing you be would expect to see from a 6 year old? Fucking kids - his mum's starving and he's sending 26p to the football club - she could have put that towards her Netflix subscription. GUN, aged 53 3/4 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,592 Posted February 17, 2022 54 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Ok DL chums, tell me, is this writing you be would expect to see from a 6 year old? Call me cynical, but 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,437 Posted February 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Ok DL chums, tell me, is this writing you be would expect to see from a 6 year old? From experience, this is remarkably tidy for a 6 year old. Also there's joined up writing in "town", "money" and "pay" at least which isn't Primary 1 level. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 17, 2022 16 minutes ago, msc said: From experience, this is remarkably tidy for a 6 year old. Also there's joined up writing in "town", "money" and "pay" at least which isn't Primary 1 level. Yes, there is a severe whiff of bollocks about this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,385 Posted February 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Yes, there is a sever whiff of bollocks about this one. What is this, 6-year-old spelling to make up for the lack of 6-year-old note writing? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
