time 7,966 Posted December 3, 2021 On 30/07/2021 at 07:14, Bentrovato said: If the prunes and Epsom salts don't work. (or he could be lying of course) Chinese man almost dies after a 20cm eel he inserted into his rectum (msn.com) If prunes, Epsom salts & live eels don't work Bomb disposal experts were called to a hospital when a patient came in with an unexploded device stuck inside them. Kudos to George of twitter for his response: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 997 Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, time said: If prunes, Epsom salts & live eels don't work Bomb disposal experts were called to a hospital when a patient came in with an unexploded device stuck inside them. Kudos to George of twitter for his response: Wonderful. hahahaha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 12,164 Posted December 5, 2021 Prezza getting into the Christmas spirit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,966 Posted December 8, 2021 Falls (no pun intended) under several of the adjectives describing this topic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,844 Posted December 16, 2021 38 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: No. 2 at No. 10. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 2,688 Posted December 17, 2021 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chel 316 Posted December 29, 2021 Omsk News (Western Siberia) Write a letter to deceased relatives for the new year 2022! Everyone who writes a letter to the deceased will receive a response letter from "Dead Morose" Play on words in Russian: "Дед Мороз" - Ded (grandfather) Moroz (Frost) & "Dead Morose" - Death Frost What is the difference between Ded Moroz and Santa Claus? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 2,688 Posted December 31, 2021 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 997 Posted December 31, 2021 Aquamated. Very new one on me. Desmond Tutu: Body of South African hero to be aquamated - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,405 Posted January 2, 2022 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10360471/Melbourne-man-sets-fire-screaming-Dan-Andrews-Covid-vaccine-mandates.html https://metro.co.uk/2021/12/09/arsonist-who-torched-nightclub-in-protest-at-covid-passports-is-jailed-15746468/ Just the beginning. I think alot more people will resort to this type of behaviour unfortunately. Same thing happened in South Africa, of course it isn't as serious as racism but ironically a huge chunk of those unvaccinated are ethnic minorities, that will be told by white people on power trips they can't enter certain premises, giving covert racists the perfect excuse. When you say a group of people in the millions have to live as second class citizens, society can never be at peace. https://www.britannica.com/place/South-Africa/Resistance-to-apartheid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MasochisticAlligator 7 Posted January 2, 2022 https://www.abc15.com/news/national/5-year-old-basset-hound-elected-mayor-of-colorado-town 5 Year Old Basset Hound Elected Mayor of Colorado Town Sounds barking mad to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted January 3, 2022 4 hours ago, MasochisticAlligator said: https://www.abc15.com/news/national/5-year-old-basset-hound-elected-mayor-of-colorado-town 5 Year Old Basset Hound Elected Mayor of Colorado Town Sounds barking mad to me I"m barking mad this isn't in Animal Antics. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,966 Posted January 4, 2022 On 25/08/2021 at 09:27, gcreptile said: The person who was the baby on Nirvana's "Nevermind" album sues for "sexual exploitation" / child pornography: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/baby-nirvana-nevermind-album-cover-sues-band-child-porn/ I guess he'd have a point if he hadn't revealed in numerous articles, that yes, he was the baby on the cover, e.g.: https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2015/jan/16/thats-me-picture-spencer-elden-nirvana-nevermind "It's opened doors for me..." yadda, yadda... Surprise, case dismissed https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/jan/04/nirvana-nevermind-baby-cover-artwork-lawsuit-dismissed?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other ”with leave to amend”; not sure what that is but the plaintiff has until the 13th to refile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salmon Mousse 466 Posted January 5, 2022 Reality Star selling farts in a jar has been hospitalized 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,234 Posted January 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Salmon Mousse said: Reality Star selling farts in a jar has been hospitalized Already the most 2022 sentence of the year: "Her clients will no longer be able to own the physical jar of Stephanie’s gas, but they will be able to purchase them as digital artworks on the blockchain." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 885 Posted January 5, 2022 On 31/12/2021 at 23:23, Bentrovato said: Aquamated. Very new one on me. Desmond Tutu: Body of South African hero to be aquamated - BBC News Sounds like making soup 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 997 Posted January 6, 2022 On 05/01/2022 at 20:19, JR976evil said: Sounds like making soup But what do they make the croutons from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,013 Posted January 7, 2022 A mother and father in Turkey were left shocked after their son, who was pronounced stillborn by doctors, began crying on his way to the cemetery. Melek Sert was five months pregnant when she was told by doctors her baby son was stillborn on January 2. She was was given a death certificate and small funeral bag by the Seyhan State Hospital. Hasan Sert said as he drove to the cemetery he began to hear the baby cry. He then unzipped the bag and called emergency services immediately. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted January 10, 2022 This was posted up elsewhere. I need to know WTF was magic about the fish and why would you call a horse 'Tony' ffs! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,762 Posted January 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: This was posted up elsewhere. I need to know WTF was magic about the fish and why would you call a horse 'Tony' ffs! , Paul Arland was a magician from the time period who specialised in magic tricks involving fish. Modern magicians sometimes reference him as one of their forbearers but I don't know if any of his stuff was ever recorded. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
