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9 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

An easier way to avoid curry stains is to not eat curry. 

I eat curry regularly and can tell you that the easiest way to avoid the stains is to put the curry in your mouth and not to drool it all down your shirt.

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What, no gofundme page for homeless orphaned Dalek?

 

Unbelievable!

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13 hours ago, WednesdayAddams said:

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Stolen and now on Facebook. 

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Missed this last year at The Masters .

 

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13 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said:

http://www.jewornotjew.com/full.jsp?LOAD=1&RAT=15

The internet these days, oy voy.

 

http://www.jewornotjew.com/faq.jsp

 

Quote

 

Are you, the creators of this website, Jewish?

Isn't it obvious?

No, it's not. I haven't bothered to read the profiles. So can you please answer the question?

Yes, we're Jewish. Sheesh.

 

 

I like it. 

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3 hours ago, torbrexbones said:

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Fucking hell, we are supposed to be, or damn well should be, the most edgy, brilliant, sarcastic, clever, intelligent and most fabulous forum on'tweb.

So why go and post a 'funny' gif  thats been hawked around for a fucking week and the whole world has already seen it.

You need to up your game.

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Fucking hell, we are supposed to be, or damn well should be, the most edgy, brilliant, sarcastic, clever, intelligent and most fabulous forum on'tweb.

So why go and post a 'funny' gif  thats been hawked around for a fucking week and the whole world has already seen it.

You need to up your game.

As I only saw it yesterday and could not see it posted on here, I took it that this corner of the world had not seen it.

Anyone that resorts to swearing at the start of a post can, under no circumstances be considered 'clever or intelligent'.

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1 hour ago, torbrexbones said:

As I only saw it yesterday and could not see it posted on here, I took it that this corner of the world had not seen it.

Anyone that resorts to swearing at the start of a post can, under no circumstances be considered 'clever or intelligent'.

I only ever fucking well swear in the middle of a cunting post so I'm obviously a clever twat.

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United airlines: Board as a doctor 

Leave as a patient.

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2 hours ago, torbrexbones said:

As I only saw it yesterday and could not see it posted on here, I took it that this corner of the world had not seen it.

Anyone that resorts to swearing at the start of a post can, under no circumstances be considered 'clever or intelligent'.

 

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2 hours ago, torbrexbones said:

As I only saw it yesterday and could not see it posted on here, I took it that this corner of the world had not seen it.

Anyone that resorts to swearing at the start of a post can, under no circumstances be considered 'clever or intelligent'.

Fuck off.

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New McDonald's uniforms.... MXoG9E7.jpg

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11 hours ago, charon said:

New McDonald's uniforms.... MXoG9E7.jpg

Have you been inside a MacDonalds "restaurant" recently instead of being a bright and kid friendly place its now going for this stupid futuristic style the uniforms are just the tip of the iceberg. I mean seriously bring back Ronald Mac Donald (his banned from MacDonalds now because of the clown horseshit last year) and get rid of this stupid nonsense. MacDonalds is trying to appeal wayyyy too hard appeal to teenagers.

This images says it all http://img2.thejournal.ie/article/1373933/river?version=1374137&width=1340

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14 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said:

Have you been inside a MacDonalds "restaurant" recently instead of being a bright and kid friendly place its now going for this stupid futuristic style the uniforms are just the tip of the iceberg. I mean seriously bring back Ronald Mac Donald (his banned from MacDonalds now because of the clown horseshit last year) and get rid of this stupid nonsense. MacDonalds is trying to appeal wayyyy too hard appeal to teenagers.

This images says it all http://img2.thejournal.ie/article/1373933/river?version=1374137&width=1340

 

Who cares, the food is horrible.  Greasy slimy nastiness.

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14 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

Who cares, the food is horrible.  Greasy slimy nastiness.

Toast you're supposed to blow in the bathroom AFTER the meal.

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57 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said:

Toast you're supposed to blow in the bathroom AFTER the meal.

 

What on earth are you talking about?

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