The Dead Of 2015

[YoungWillz 21,057]

Dave Ball, somewhat obscure guitarist who played at one time in Procol Harum, dies at 65 from cancer. Interesting enough resume. But not interesting enough to put in pop star thread IMHO.

SC

http://dmme.net/dave-ball-passed-away/

What is interesting is he died the day after his birthday. Seems to have been a jobbing musician from Wiki, by all accounts, but did play with some serious names.

[deadsox 894]

 

 

Andrew Getty, oil heir, found dead in suspicious circumstances. Father Gordon will be 82 later this year.. Maybe one to watch now that tragedy has struck.

Apparently with traumatic rectal injury (http://www.news.com.au/world/oil-heir-andrew-getty-found-dead-in-los-angeles-mansion-with-traumatic-rectal-injury/story-fndir2ev-1227287609232). Perhaps he was trying to hide some of the family fortune

 

Alternatively if he had used some of his family's oil his injury might not had been so traumatic...

 

 

 

So, the old joke...

 

Q - Rectum?

 

A - Well, put it this way, it didn't do him much good!

 

 

I heard it: Rectum? Damn near killed him!

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Incredibly, no one posted the greatest genius in marketing history, Gary Dahl, who's obit was posted on my DP early this morning. Anyway, the creator of the Pet Rock dies at 78. RIP

SirC

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/04/01/us/gary-dahl-inventor-of-the-pet-rock-dies-at-78.html?referrer=&_r=0

[YoungWillz 21,057]

Rudolph Perz, creator of Pillsbury Doughboy, reported dead at 89. Maybe he'll rise again. http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/inc-well/rudolph-perz-pillsbury-doughboy-298439691.html

[Predictor 1,018]

 

Here's one for MPFC:

 

Kath Taylor, aged 81.

 

"She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs"

 

 

Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67

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What's the deal with the ring-shaped thingy? Why would anyone with a sense of dignity enter these competitions in the first place? We don't have such in Sweden, we're much too beautful for that. ;)

[time 8,618]

 

 

Here's one for MPFC:

 

Kath Taylor, aged 81.

 

"She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs"

 

 

Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67

.

 

What's the deal with the ring-shaped thingy? Why would anyone with a sense of dignity enter these competitions in the first place? We don't have such in Sweden, we're much to beautful for that. ;)

 

The ring-shaped thingy is horse collar; tradition dictates that the gurner inserts head through the collar and gurns. It's a traditional Northern English pastime popular with both sexes. I don't think dignity is uppermost in the minds of the participants.

 

While many Swedes are beautiful, I reckon this bloke could give it a good go

[TomTomTelekom 3,728]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/manoel-de-oliveira-portugal-director-dead-106-30061788

Film Director Manoel de Oliveira dead at 106 years.

[Sean 6,330]

 

Here's one for MPFC:

 

Kath Taylor, aged 81.

 

"She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs"

 

 

Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67

.

Did she look in the mirror?

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

 

 

Here's one for MPFC:

 

Kath Taylor, aged 81.

 

"She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs"

 

 

Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67

.

Did she look in the mirror?

 

 

 

Thanks for the dedication, Egremont - home of gurning - is just down the road fra Maryport, local rumour suggests gurning started when local people tried to imitate the residents of Egremont!

[Guest Guest]

could people please stop posting that bloody horrible pic

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

 

 

 

Here's one for MPFC:Kath Taylor, aged 81.

"She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs"

 

 

Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67

.

Did she look in the mirror?

 

Thanks for the dedication, Egremont - home of gurning - is just down the road fra Maryport, local rumour suggests gurning started when local people tried to imitate the residents of Egremont!

could people please stop posting that bloody horrible pic

No.

[Sean 6,330]

I would

[GossipGabe 333]

I would

No you wouldn't!!! She's not only ugly and old, she's DEAD you sicko!!!

[Sean 6,330]

It was a joke calm down dear!

[YoungWillz 21,057]

Done a search but turned up nowt, Derek Smith, creator of Top Gear, Guardian Obit. http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/apr/02/derek-smith-obituary

 

Edit: March 17 at 87.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

 

I would

No you wouldn't!!! She's not only ugly and old, she's DEAD you sicko!!!

You just listed the three attributes of the only women that give me any attention.

Sir C

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

 

 

 

 

Here's one for MPFC:Kath Taylor, aged 81.

"She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs"

 

Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67

.

Did she look in the mirror?

 

Thanks for the dedication, Egremont - home of gurning - is just down the road fra Maryport, local rumour suggests gurning started when local people tried to imitate the residents of Egremont!

could people please stop posting that bloody horrible pic

No.

 

 

Could you be a little more specific, there are two pictures.

[GossipGabe 333]

It was a joke calm down dear!

I know, I wasn't serious either, I was just feigning some indignation, imitating our beloved diabetic guest.

[YoungWillz 21,057]

Well, just how did Deadpoolers miss her? Anne Woods gets an obit in The Independent: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/anne-woods-winner-of-the-womens-world-gurning-title-at-the-egremont-crab-fair-in-cumbria-a-record-28-times-10153298.html

 

Warning: contains picture similar to above.

[Sean 6,330]

 

 

 

 

 

Here's one for MPFC:Kath Taylor, aged 81.

"She achieved fame by being crowned the women’s world gurning champion at Egremont Crab Fair twice in succession, and also entertained in pubs and clubs"

 

Champion gurner Anne Woods, who won the World's Ugliest Woman competition twenty eight times has died, aged 67

.

Did she look in the mirror?

 

Thanks for the dedication, Egremont - home of gurning - is just down the road fra Maryport, local rumour suggests gurning started when local people tried to imitate the residents of Egremont!

could people please stop posting that bloody horrible pic

No.

 

 

Could you be a little more specific, there are two pictures.

 

Both the first has better blow job lips mind you.

[Guest Guest]

OK.I am refusing to make any more posts on this thread if people keep posting that pic

[TheBigBB 34]

 

 

I would

No you wouldn't!!! She's not only ugly and old, she's DEAD you sicko!!!

You just listed the three attributes of the only women that give me any attention.

Sir C

 

 

Well, I would imagine that they could be either or old and ugly OR dead. Surely a beautiful dead girl wouldn't refuse you.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

OK.I am refusing to make any more posts on this thread if people keep posting that pic

 

 

I understand, it's variety your'e after:

 

[deadsox 894]

OK.I am refusing to make any more posts on this thread if people keep posting that pic

 

In that case, could some administrator post the picture to every thread?

[Magere Hein 1,400]

 

OK.I am refusing to make any more posts on this thread if people keep posting that pic

In that case, could some administrator post the picture to every thread?

 

Tempting...